Michelle Mone, the titular head of a loss-making underwear company mostly owned by a shady Sri Lankan business group, who’s spent much of the last eight years trying to blackmail Scots by threatening to punish them with hundreds of job losses if they don’t vote the way she tells them to, has a 1400-word whine/house advert in the MoS today about how beastly cybernats have forced her to finally move to England.
Who wants to be the one to break it to her that they have Twitter in England too?
In its kneejerk “SNP BAD” reaction to the Alistair Carmichael affair, the Unionist establishment – politicians and media alike – has furiously tried to divert attention from Carmichael’s smear and attempted cover-up by harking back to an incident in 2012, when the press gave vast amounts of coverage to a claim that Alex Salmond had “lied” about legal advice regarding an independent Scotland’s EU membership.
An alert reader today drew our attention to a detail we’d missed in a recent article in the Shetland News. It concerned Alistair Carmichael’s leaking of a false memo in order to smear Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP while the Orkney & Shetland MP was still Secretary of State for Scotland, and took the form of a quote from Carmichael’s Holyrood counterpart Tavish Scott, MSP for Shetland:
Most of today’s papers quote an unnamed Scotland Office spokesman on the subject of the Scotland Bill 2015, and in particular its clauses concerning welfare powers:
Earlier today we noted that the indyref had empowered the Scottish people to an extent that they seemed very reluctant to give up on. But plutocracies don’t become the establishment by giving up their thrones lightly, and so today we get this:
The above is a passage we selected completely at random from the Scotland Bill 2015, the administrative manifestation of “The Vow” and the Smith Commission. It’s entirely typical of the full 77-page document (PDF), which is essentially an unreadable wordspew completely impenetrable to normal people. And that’s no accident.
In barely 48 hours, almost £37,000 has been raised by the general public to challenge the election of a British MP under false pretences. We don’t believe there’s any sort of precedent for that. It would now seem beyond any reasonable doubt that there will be an official legal challenge to the former Secretary of State.
However greatly it may be to the chagrin of metropolitan commentators like Michael White, it appears that the people of Scotland, having been awoken in large numbers by the independence referendum, are simply no longer content to sit back meekly and allow either the political establishment itself or the media which claims to scrutinise it keep its house (or Houses) in order.
The events of the last few years have made Scotland increasingly disinclined to put its trust in self-appointed gatekeepers, and willing to take matters of politics directly into its own hands. Whatever the eventual outcome of the independence story, the electorate seems not to want to go back into its box, where attention is only paid to it twice a decade. If so, the referendum will have brought about a far more wide-reaching victory than anyone ever imagined.
The UK’s forthcoming referendum on EU membership was enshrined in the Queen’s Speech today, and it seems likely that the “Yes” side will be those arguing for the UK to stay in the EU.
That’s a good thing. However, it’s difficult not to get flashbacks to 2011 when various unionist idiots were insisting that the Yes option should have been “Yes to the UK”, effectively holding a referendum on whether people wanted things to remain the same.
For us pedants, holding a referendum in order to ask people if they’re happy to leave things as they are feels instinctively odd, because if nothing else, it implies that there might be something wrong – a bit like someone randomly coming up to you and asking if you’re okay sitting where you are, making you suspect someone must have done something to the seat.
But it’s just as well, because the pro-EU side is going to need all the help it can get to avoid falling into the same pitfalls as the pro-UK side did last year. And unlike the “Better Together” campaign, the pro-EU campaign won’t have a 30%+ buffer in the polls to insulate it against being led by incompetent buffoons.
Many of you won’t have seen this quite extraordinary performance from the Guardian’s assistant editor Michael White on last night’s Scotland Tonight, and you really should.
Geri on The Tactics Of Suicide: “It won’t be changing with London based stooges that’s for sure. The nawbags have far too much to lose. Say…” Feb 27, 17:43
Andy Ellis on The Tactics Of Suicide: “@Geri More delusional nonsense Geri: colour us unsurprised. Ordinary Scottish voters will still troop to the polls in May and…” Feb 27, 17:42
Geri on The Tactics Of Suicide: “A new world order is coming. Englandshire is a pariah. It won’t make a seat at the next International organisation…” Feb 27, 17:13
Stevie on The Tactics Of Suicide: “I haven’t anything valuable to add other than, the SNP is the enemy of Scotland and Scottish culture – Reform…” Feb 27, 17:11
Mark Beggan on The Tactics Of Suicide: “It’s official Muslims love homosexuals and Transgender ideology. That’s progressive politik in motion. The Green revolution.” Feb 27, 17:03
Andy Ellis on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Doubtless many “politically homeless” Scottish independence supporters – whether native born or vile New Scots colonialists so reviled by the…” Feb 27, 17:01
Northcode on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Aye, Alf… thon yin maun hae mair coorags an curnies and ither fyngers oan ane haun than maist fowk hae…” Feb 27, 17:00
Geri on The Tactics Of Suicide: “‘Hoo’s the F16s these days? Tires worn oot frae all the taxiing aboot?’ I’ve forgot nothing. They’re not off the…” Feb 27, 16:49
Iain More on The Tactics Of Suicide: “MRP Predictions – I just dont believe it. Greens winning a by-election on Trumps aircraft carrier the USS England will…” Feb 27, 16:38
Young Lochinvar on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Horton and Denton by election. Green Party leader Zak Polanski told news reporters that “there aren’t any no- go areas”…” Feb 27, 15:54
Geri on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Give it up, Shiteface. Nothing, & I mean NOTHING, trumps the Eppy files & the people behind all of it.…” Feb 27, 15:48
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Quantity AND quality, Alf. Big Scottish election coming up in May. Will set the path for Scotland’s governance for the…” Feb 27, 15:36
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: ““make the declaration of Arbroath a modern reality, without death” Just so long as we can still totally destroy the…” Feb 27, 15:30
Alf Baird on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Jings, 25 oot o 85 commends here fae yer guid sel sae faur, Hatey ower Scotlan. Yer daein awfu weel,…” Feb 27, 15:22
Young Lochinvar on The Tactics Of Suicide: “I see Churchill’s statue in Lahndun (variously described back in the day as either looking like a turtle or Mussolini-…” Feb 27, 15:03
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Game on AND game over, Geri. Michty! Hoo’s the F16s these days? Tires worn oot frae all the taxiing aboot?…” Feb 27, 14:46
Cynicus on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Geri says: 27 February, 2026 at 2:10 pm A. I am glad we can agree that. But surely you are…” Feb 27, 14:43
Jamie on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Reform are going to do well in both elections with or without Scottish Patriot support. The time is now to…” Feb 27, 14:40
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: ““STOAP”, Northy. If you want to write colloquially, you have to be prepared to adjust the spelling so that readers…” Feb 27, 14:14
Geri on The Tactics Of Suicide: “A. Its a Republic. Another would take over. Haven’t the neocons learnt that by now? Even if TACO doesn’t reverse.…” Feb 27, 14:10
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “A return to true form from Confused. Say what you like about the Jews, but they don’t drive cars into…” Feb 27, 14:01
Northcode on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Every time… NOO, adv. Also nou, nu (Abd. 1829 A. Cruickshank Poems 34; Sh. 1914 Angus Gl.). Gen. (exc. s.)…” Feb 27, 13:54
Northcode on The Tactics Of Suicide: ““I don’t like to mention it, Northy…” Then why mention it… ye prick (I don’t think of you as a…” Feb 27, 13:47
Confused on The Tactics Of Suicide: “In our multi party voting systems you get 3-4 parties with around 20-30 percent support and they argue fiercely about…” Feb 27, 13:43
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “C’moan noo, Sven. It’s a classic example of the Scottish Cringe. There’s not one of us who hasn’t been thoroughly…” Feb 27, 13:06
Sven on The Tactics Of Suicide: “I don’t like to mention it, Northy, however the only “pedantic prick”, (i don’t think of you as such and…” Feb 27, 12:54
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Seeing as how you mention it, Northy, if you intend to abbreviate “fucking” to “fuckin'”, then you need to be…” Feb 27, 12:50
Hatey McHateface on The Tactics Of Suicide: “Looks like there was quite a bit of electoral fraud going on, x. Par for the course in these constituencies.…” Feb 27, 12:18