We’re reluctant to even mention the farcical, embarrassing goings-on in the House Of Commons last night, but the very short version is that the SNP somehow contrived to save Keir Starmer from an embarrassing mass rebellion of Labour MPs.
And in so far as anyone cared about them at all, the people of Gaza were the losers.
As the long-running police probe into SNP finances continues, Wings received some slightly surprising news today in the form of an FOI response.
Based on reports from various trustworthy sources we’d expected to hear that the police side of the investigation was by this point winding down somewhat, with most matters of fact already established, detectives assigned to other duties and the ball now largely in the court of the Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service (COPFS).
Because we’re still more than two years out from the next Holyrood election, and it’s really hard to see how it’s going to pan out. So let’s throw some figures around.
This is so freaky I had to check they weren’t quoting each other. It’s like a game show.
Just a couple of nice well-brought-up Hutchesons’ Grammar boys in smart suits, there, thinking the same, speaking the same, saying the same, and angling for the same job. (Which one of them now has, and the other may have soon.)
If there’s ever been a (branch office of a) political party that could somehow manage to blow it in Scotland against the burning trainwreck in a ditch full of sewage that is the SNP right now, it’s definitely Anas Sarwar’s hapless Scottish Labour.
Honestly, this stuff is comedy gold. But in a winner-takes-all dumb-off with Humza Yousaf’s SNP, it’s way too close to call.
One year ago today, Nicola Sturgeon suddenly resigned as First Minister. And what a spectacular 12 months it’s been for the Yes movement since her departure.
As Twitter followers will have noticed, we’ve been busy this week with an extensive remodelling of Wings HQ, which involved the main computer being out of commission for several days while the office was basically torn down and rebuilt from scratch. (It seemed a good time to do it, given that there’s nothing remotely of interest happening in Scottish politics.)
Unfortunately the lack of activity on the site caused the comments on the last post to degenerate into the most wretched playground shrieking match, so let’s see if we can’t distract the children and talk about something else for a bit.
Particularly alert observers will have noted that Kezia Dugdale, the most spectacularly inept and unsuccessful Scottish political leader in history, this week demitted her role as Director of the John Smith Centre, which she was handed as an incentive to quit Scottish Labour after dragging it to 14% in the opinion polls.
sarah on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “I do remember being a bit worried when Ewan didn’t agree with Salvo’s case. Perhaps he just thinks that the…” May 28, 20:14
Alan Austin on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “Folks you are in an echo chamber only talking to people who beleive what you beleive. The majority of Scots…” May 28, 20:09
duncanio on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “Sarah – I saw that and it is encouraging. But it doesn’t mirror the MFI since the matter of parliamentary…” May 28, 19:23
Hatey McHateface on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “Lots of young people will be wanting to grow transplants. And the Greens will encourage them in this.” May 28, 19:17
MaryB on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “Norrie Hunter is going to interview Ewan Kennedy, retired solicitor, who has proposed another route to independence via the UN’s…” May 28, 19:00
agent x on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “The Scottish Government doesn’t have any money – it is taxpayers money that will pay for the failed court case.…” May 28, 18:47
Dave G on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “@James Barr Gardner Everybody remembers the Queensferry Crossing precisely because it is so unusual” May 28, 18:28
twathater on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “The standard response by the police is that they know the high heid yins but if they arrest them and…” May 28, 18:05
twathater on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “Lorn you are right that many, eg bastard tax moan and his fellow greedy bastards would have a heart attack…” May 28, 17:55
sarah on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “GGOD NEWS from Liberate Scotland about the Manifesto for Independence. At 3.35 Liberate Scotland posted their response to Peter A…” May 28, 17:49
100%Yes on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “The Scottish Government to pay the cost for the transgender supreme court failed case.” May 28, 17:34
Dan on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “The younger ADHD generation will likely toil to apply themselves to growing foodstuffs, as it takes reasonably long term attention…” May 28, 16:58
Captain Caveman on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “Kit Bee said: “Its the IT providers who see public sector contracts as a cash cow- they know every trick…” May 28, 15:11
Kit Bee on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “Captain Caveman says ‘Are civil servants even capable of running the proverbial piss up in a brewery north or south…” May 28, 13:37
robertkknight on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “Whether an independent Scotland, thanks to malicious behaviour on the part of the departing colonial power ended up behaving like…” May 28, 12:59
Hatey McHateface on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “Robin defo talks a good talk. I’d much prefer to see HR prioritising drill, baby, drill. Opening a coal mine…” May 28, 12:47
Hatey McHateface on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: ““Every disastrous policy foisted on the Scots by Holyrood is ultimately sanctioned by England and is therefore England’s disastrous policy…” May 28, 12:20
Hatey McHateface on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: ““I guess Scotland should never aspire to be a normal, independent, sovereign state” Beats me how you could read that…” May 28, 12:09
James Cheyne on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “Dan, May I add that people where they have a garden or piece of land available to them and are…” May 28, 11:56
Captain Caveman on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “As a matter of interest, has there even *ever been* a successful public sector IT project roll out in the…” May 28, 11:14
Northcode on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “This is my view. As usual – each can cleave to their own. The ‘Scottish’ government is England wearing a…” May 28, 10:49
Dan on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “Other things going on where a bit of common sense usage wouldn’t have gone a miss… I understand our Health…” May 28, 10:43
James Cheyne on What Are We, And Where Are We Going?: “Dan, Like your common sense approach, to many airy fairy think tanks seeking payed for employment In Scotland as there…” May 28, 10:30