Redaction is a tricky business, and comes with numerous pitfalls even if you’re being careful, which not everyone is. If you’re involved in creating a document you know will have to be redacted, there are a variety of safeguarding approaches you can adopt.
When I worked on a videogames magazine called Amiga Power in the 1990s, we ran a fun comedy feature about censorship. But because the company that published the magazine had had some unfortunate mishaps in the field, we took extra care by typing all the “offensive” words as random-length strings of Xs when we wrote the article.
And it was lucky that we did, because as you can see in the feature’s strapline, the art department misaligned the red redaction bar on some of them, and if there’d been a sweary in there it would have been easily identified.
Wherever you find giants, you also find parasites, bottom-feeders and carrion. When a mighty lion dies in the jungle, tiny creeping crawling maggots and insects and bacteria feast gleefully on its corpse for many days.
Which naturally brings us to the Scottish media.
The above paragraphs of cowardly innuendo and baseless speculative smearing were penned by Severin Carrell and Libby Brooks in the Guardian on Monday. (They’re not from the ironically-headed “Appreciation” that the same two hacks wrote for Sunday’s Observer, in which they audaciously claimed that Salmond’s success was down to Nicola Sturgeon).
They sneakily imply that Salmond was guilty not only of the sexual assaults of which he was cleared in court, but also of an unspecified number of unnamed others, and make assertions of “disturbing evidence about his personal conduct” without specifying what that evidence or conduct might have been.
Everyone even remotely connected to Scottish politics has known for months that the below is the case. It’s an open secret.
But what’s playing out right now is something much bigger than the fate of one or two or three individuals. It’s the entire future of the credibility of Scotland’s justice system.
Just a quick bit of housekeeping here with regard to the new Wings comments section, which offers far more functionality but has also attracted a few complaints because it’s no longer a straight chronology of oldest-to-newest tweets.
(We could actually change that back, but the cost would be losing the ability to reply directly to individual comments, which is a big loss, so we’re leaving it as it is for now.)
To those beefing because that means you can’t now immediately tell which comments are new, a couple of helpful pointers. The easiest way to fix the problem is a simple one: keep the tab open.
If you keep the most recent page open in a tab on your browser, the Comment Bubble (visible at the bottom left of that pic) will keep track of all new comments – it refreshes every 30 seconds – and highlight them for you in yellow until you’ve read them.
(The little orange circle should take you to the first unread one if you click it.)
Sadly the Bubble stops working if you close the tab or navigate to a new page from it, but since most people have scores of tabs open at a time that shouldn’t be a problem. So there you go.
When times are quiet in Scottish politics, as they currently are, our favourite genre of story is “mainstream press belatedly catches up with Wings Over Scotland”. And so to this morning’s front page splash in the Sunday Mail.
The rumour mill has been grinding about Operation Branchform developments again in the last few days, although we’ve seen too many false dawns now to get overly excited about that. But the Mail’s story sounded awfully familiar.
While we get on with some tinkering behind the scenes in the absence of any Scottish political news – we have an exciting new comment system and the Contact form finally works again! – readers may wish to enjoy the full marathon three-and-a-quarter hours of last month’s fun indyref anniversary event at the Glasgow Science Centre.
Hatey McHateface on Two Men Unalike: “There, there, Confused, you’ll feel better now. Ah ken it’s difficult for you when people point out you don’t have…” Mar 2, 16:07
Geri on Two Men Unalike: “Islam has more in common with Christianity than you’d care to admit. They don’t reject Christ. Far from it. Unlike…” Mar 2, 16:04
Hatey McHateface on Two Men Unalike: ““sick bastards who took out a school full of weans” I told you before, Geri, stop it! You’re making me…” Mar 2, 15:59
Hatey McHateface on Two Men Unalike: ““just sailed signal intae town” If that’s the popular toothpaste brand you’re referring to, Geri, you should capitalise it in…” Mar 2, 15:52
Hatey McHateface on Two Men Unalike: “I have the power to summon Implants! Currently takes a bit over an hour. But I may work on getting…” Mar 2, 15:46
Mark Beggan on Two Men Unalike: ““Islam is as dangerous in a man as rabies in a dog”” Mar 2, 15:45
Geri on Two Men Unalike: “Whit? You mean the great Oz didn’t have that capability either? Dinnie fash, the other Eastern friends have jamming &…” Mar 2, 15:27
Geri on Two Men Unalike: “Listen up, fuckwit..no one in the region either likes you or wants you there. No one. The West won’t be…” Mar 2, 15:23
DaveL on Two Men Unalike: ““Best in the world”? Is that why they’re getting beat? Big and shiny like the yanks no doubt.” Mar 2, 15:04
Breastplate on Two Men Unalike: “Remember to check under the bed before going to sleep tonight, John.” Mar 2, 15:02
Confused on Two Men Unalike: “I see your tics are still firing www.youtube.com/shorts/LLxS5DnPEJA SPIT IT OOT JOHN YA WANKFACE” Mar 2, 14:49
Breastplate on Two Men Unalike: “If that is true, John, what would be the point of regime change? Would it not be the exact same…” Mar 2, 14:45
TURABDIN on Two Men Unalike: “The trouble is when you have a direct line to a vengeful deity you hear what you wish to hear.…” Mar 2, 14:33
Young Lochinvar on Two Men Unalike: “I see being sludged in a pressure cooker is now legal here as an alternative to cremation to keep the…” Mar 2, 14:33
Hatey McHateface on Two Men Unalike: “Smart move, Confused! Deny all knowledge of the magic flying carpets and live to post more shite the morra.” Mar 2, 14:30
Hatey McHateface on Two Men Unalike: “MSM is reporting on how personnel from our fighting friends in the east are lending their world-leading expertise on countering…” Mar 2, 14:28
Hatey McHateface on Two Men Unalike: ““you were telling folk on here to stick to hoovering” Not true, Geri. I was telling YOU to go to…” Mar 2, 14:15
Confused on Two Men Unalike: ““friendly fire” I hope iranian F-14s took them down; tomcats are far superior to eagles. but seriously : IFF should…” Mar 2, 14:07
Geri on Two Men Unalike: “…or maybe, just maybe, he’s a *friend* of Kid Starver sent to drum up some support & gein it laldy.…” Mar 2, 14:03
Young Lochinvar on Two Men Unalike: “HMcH You’re projecting yet AGAIN “old boy”..” Mar 2, 13:59
Geri on Two Men Unalike: “Get with the program, Shiteface. No one is forced to wear letterboxes. The only ones who do enforce it are…” Mar 2, 13:55
Confused on Two Men Unalike: “there is a great photo of the knifeman grinning at his window that flat is paid for by the state;…” Mar 2, 13:43
Hatey McHateface on Two Men Unalike: ““new leader appointed who didn’t share the last leaders views on not having nukes” Great news if true, Geri. Now…” Mar 2, 13:34
Hatey McHateface on Two Men Unalike: “Stop it, Geri! You’re making me want to post something about you secretly desiring to be forced into a letter…” Mar 2, 13:22
Hatey McHateface on Two Men Unalike: “Magic flying carpets, Confused, the radar beams go right through them. But I’m telling you this in strictest confidence. Breathe…” Mar 2, 13:12
Geri on Two Men Unalike: “Yup. Those families drapes were already on shoogly pegs. Vassal states bullied by the emperor with no clothes on. All…” Mar 2, 13:10
Hatey McHateface on Two Men Unalike: ““the main task of the liberator is ‘to unveil their oppression’” We’re all about to see in May just how…” Mar 2, 13:07
Geri on Two Men Unalike: “Kid Starver will do his usual bullshit no one buys. ‘It wisnae us! We were just minding our own biz…” Mar 2, 13:01
TURABDIN on Two Men Unalike: “There would be few tears in the arab street were the kleptocrats of «Arabia» deposed by events. US has unleashed…” Mar 2, 12:43
Geri on Two Men Unalike: “That Dubai chocolate has just hit a $million a bar I reckon. Imagine building a millionaire paradise, with no food,…” Mar 2, 12:33