Wherever you find giants, you also find parasites, bottom-feeders and carrion. When a mighty lion dies in the jungle, tiny creeping crawling maggots and insects and bacteria feast gleefully on its corpse for many days.
Which naturally brings us to the Scottish media.
The above paragraphs of cowardly innuendo and baseless speculative smearing were penned by Severin Carrell and Libby Brooks in the Guardian on Monday. (They’re not from the ironically-headed “Appreciation” that the same two hacks wrote for Sunday’s Observer, in which they audaciously claimed that Salmond’s success was down to Nicola Sturgeon).
They sneakily imply that Salmond was guilty not only of the sexual assaults of which he was cleared in court, but also of an unspecified number of unnamed others, and make assertions of “disturbing evidence about his personal conduct” without specifying what that evidence or conduct might have been.
Everyone even remotely connected to Scottish politics has known for months that the below is the case. It’s an open secret.
But what’s playing out right now is something much bigger than the fate of one or two or three individuals. It’s the entire future of the credibility of Scotland’s justice system.
Just a quick bit of housekeeping here with regard to the new Wings comments section, which offers far more functionality but has also attracted a few complaints because it’s no longer a straight chronology of oldest-to-newest tweets.
(We could actually change that back, but the cost would be losing the ability to reply directly to individual comments, which is a big loss, so we’re leaving it as it is for now.)
To those beefing because that means you can’t now immediately tell which comments are new, a couple of helpful pointers. The easiest way to fix the problem is a simple one: keep the tab open.
If you keep the most recent page open in a tab on your browser, the Comment Bubble (visible at the bottom left of that pic) will keep track of all new comments – it refreshes every 30 seconds – and highlight them for you in yellow until you’ve read them.
(The little orange circle should take you to the first unread one if you click it.)
Sadly the Bubble stops working if you close the tab or navigate to a new page from it, but since most people have scores of tabs open at a time that shouldn’t be a problem. So there you go.
When times are quiet in Scottish politics, as they currently are, our favourite genre of story is “mainstream press belatedly catches up with Wings Over Scotland”. And so to this morning’s front page splash in the Sunday Mail.
The rumour mill has been grinding about Operation Branchform developments again in the last few days, although we’ve seen too many false dawns now to get overly excited about that. But the Mail’s story sounded awfully familiar.
While we get on with some tinkering behind the scenes in the absence of any Scottish political news – we have an exciting new comment system and the Contact form finally works again! – readers may wish to enjoy the full marathon three-and-a-quarter hours of last month’s fun indyref anniversary event at the Glasgow Science Centre.
I’m writing to implore you to stop doing press interviews.
Each time you do, it feels like yet another slap in the face from Edinburgh Rape Crisis Centre and Rape Crisis Scotland.
To be honest, I didn’t even know who you were until a few weeks ago. When the report into ERCC came out and Mridul Wadhwa resigned, I thought I could put this whole experience behind me.
Last week however, I heard on BBC that you “unreservedly apologise” for the failing at ERCC. It is honestly laughable. I have had no such apology. In fact, quite the opposite.
James Cheyne on The Idiot Rodeo: “The date the Scottish parliament closed by sine Die in Scotland and was closed by the Queen of England, and…” Dec 18, 11:49
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: ““… mebbe the Rev an aw Scots fowk wad help crowdfund a judicial review o oor fraudulent and unlawfu furrin…” Dec 18, 11:32
Alf Baird on The Idiot Rodeo: ““I am absolutely certain if Edinburgh didn’t have it’s tram, you’d be highlighting the lack of tram as evidence for…” Dec 18, 11:31
Aidan on The Idiot Rodeo: “The main problem with the trams and the A9 dualling is the extremely expensive and slow delivery, problems overseen by…” Dec 18, 10:54
Alf Baird on The Idiot Rodeo: ““Sovereign Scots who imposed the trams on Edinburgh” Salmond’s minority nationalist administration at the time voted against the trams funding,…” Dec 18, 10:17
DaveL on The Idiot Rodeo: “1 I’m referring to the two of you as stated earlier, as a moron you lost track. 2 ‘take’ is…” Dec 18, 09:42
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: ““Sae twa questions an we’re done…” Answers: 1: Look in the mirror. 2: Maist likely up the arse in the…” Dec 18, 09:41
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: ““Both of you will still be unionist morons…” I suspect that DaveL is correct and that his statement above could…” Dec 18, 09:28
Aidan on The Idiot Rodeo: “Dan doesn’t like the tram, well there is a surprise that nobody could have anticipated! But hey if they hadn’t…” Dec 18, 09:28
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “You’ll hae missed yer bus noo, Dave. Ah’m obviously tempted tae keep you in all day, glued tae yer device,…” Dec 18, 09:21
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: ““You must be Rev Stu…Pleased and honoured to make your acquaintance at long last.” Sycophantic soukin sucks… it makes me…” Dec 18, 09:19
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: “René Descartes was a Frenchman…so he wid hiv maist likely said: “Mauvais chien! Range-le!,” said Descartes. I am never done…” Dec 18, 09:15
DaveL on The Idiot Rodeo: “You can repeat all you like, you’re still morons and you can still fuck off. (See fit ah did there…” Dec 18, 09:04
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Whoops! My bad. Thon Descartes boy would obviously have said “Bad dug! Pit it awa!” Apologies for any confusion arising…” Dec 18, 08:54
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: ““Oh, what bitterness cleaves to envy’s sting!” Guid mornyng fowks… a houp aw ye indigenous Scots and fellow Picts oot…” Dec 18, 08:54
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “You must be Rev Stu. Pleased and honoured to make your acquaintance at long last. (See fit Ah did there,…” Dec 18, 08:46
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “What you really saying there then, Dan? The trams were forced on us by the colonialists in Westminster? Every single…” Dec 18, 08:39
DaveL on The Idiot Rodeo: “Fuck off. It’s a fact I just said that and it’s a logical thing to say because you’re still fucking…” Dec 18, 08:37
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Socks oan yer feet, Northy, richt this meenit. And mind fit thon Descartes boy said: “Hatey’s still reading your posts,…” Dec 18, 08:15
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Facts are neither logical nor illogical, Dave. They simply are. Educate yourself, dude.” Dec 18, 08:00
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Wow, Fearghas, our ancestors certainly knew a thing or two about standing on their own two feet, both individually and…” Dec 18, 07:56
Mark Beggan on The Idiot Rodeo: “So another day of the Lefty colonial rant in bed with their death cult chums. Bankrolled to shout in the…” Dec 18, 07:01
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: “I made a typo. “It’s comedy is most darkly lit…”: should read: “Its comedy is most darkly lit…” Although, I…” Dec 17, 23:29
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: ““Oh, what bitterness cleaves to envy’s sting!” – Dante Alighieri The Union is a monstrous joke, and very far from…” Dec 17, 22:34
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Idiot Rodeo: “Excerpt from Paul Henderson Scott’s book entitled: ANDREW FLETCHER AND THE TREATY OF UNION « A whole succession of events…” Dec 17, 22:26
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Idiot Rodeo: “Maybe relevant to draw attention to the book: ‘SCOTLAND’S RUINE’ : LOCKHART OF CARNWATH’S MEMOIRS OF THE UNION (Edited by…” Dec 17, 22:18
DaveL on The Idiot Rodeo: “Both of you will still be unionist morons, so no change there then. That’s not an assumption either, that’s a…” Dec 17, 21:48
Lorncal on The Idiot Rodeo: “Every law that passes in the Westminster parliament must be passed by a majority of Scottish MPs to become Scottish…” Dec 17, 21:13
Alf Baird on The Idiot Rodeo: ““Aidan bigging up Auld Reekie and the trams!” Aye, anither ‘new Scot’ that disna ken hee haw aboot Auld Reekie…” Dec 17, 20:48
Dan on The Idiot Rodeo: “FFS, just noticed Aidan bigging up Auld Reekie and the trams! Jeezo, yet another ill thought out transport clusterfuck reckoned…” Dec 17, 20:24