Many expert observers have already noted that the document flatly contradicts the Scottish Government’s previous repeated and strenuous assertions that a Gender Recognition Certificate confers “no new rights” on trans people, and have published extremely detailed assessments which are frankly all but impenetrable to non-lawyers but basically conclude that the Scottish Government’s position is a mess.
Our favourite line, however, is this one.
So if you’re obliged to have a 50/50 sex balance in your boardroom, you can do it by hiring a man with a GRC saying he’s legally female, or by hiring a woman.
We believe that the young folk nowadays call that a “self-own”.
As a lifelong political geek and former SNP and Alba Party member, I’ve spent years supporting Scotland’s independence movement. However, over the last few years, I’ve watched the campaign (as opposed to support for independence) wither away. Being a Scottish nationalist has become increasingly disheartening, like watching someone you love succumb to a slow, debilitating illness. In frustration, I switched off from my homeland and turned my focus to the drama of US politics.
Over the last three years I immersed myself in it, watching both left and right-wing outlets. I became so hooked and invested that I jumped on a plane to Washington DC for the 2024 election. I canvassed with DC Democrats in rural Pennsylvania (that’s me third from the left in the pic below), attended Kamala Harris’s concession rally, and went to Trump’s only watch party in DC.
My journey led me to believe that Scotland’s independence campaign could learn a great deal from Trump’s victory and the Democrats’ failure.
We’ll give you three guesses as to the highly controversial and extravagantly taxpayer-funded organisation that has its rainbow fingerprints all over this story, readers.
So it looks like the USA has elected a mad orange rapist convicted of 34 felonies who could yet be in jail by the time of his inauguration. (He would remain President even if that happened, which would be really funny.) And we can’t even blame them for it, because the alternative they were offered was, remarkably and stupendously, worse.
To be honest, readers, the peculiar events of yesterday continued to nag at us all day as every news broadcaster in Scotland and beyond leapt eagerly on the ludicrous non-story from the Herald On Sunday’s front page. (It was even the #2 item on BBC Radio Wales, inexplicably).
For such an absolute nothingball of scurrilous sub-gossip to so dominate the entire news media was just too strange to ignore. We cannot remember the last time a low-grade freelancer managed to sell the same story to FOUR major Scottish newspapers – who normally, remember, only want exclusives for their big front-page splashes – let alone a crummy opinion columnist (not even an actual news reporter) who’s only been back in journalism for five minutes after a 15-year break as a failed PR guru.
(Once they’d all run the shoddy hatchet piece, TV and radio then had all the excuse they needed to blare it across the airwaves. “Oh, it’s not us inflating and amplifying this garbage, guv, we’re just reporting what the papers are saying.”)
So in our eternal quest for enlightenment and understanding we thought we’d see if we could find out a bit more about the little-known but recently-revived sleeper assassin with the ironic name: Carlos Alba.
Alex Salmond will be laid to rest in the green turf of Aberdeenshire today in a quiet and dignified private ceremony. (A public celebration of his life will take place next month.)
Most of Scotland’s press and commentariat beclowned itself shamefully after his death just as it did during his life, but below is a (regrettably short) collection of those who did otherwise and who deserve to be noted honourably beside the man himself.
Redaction is a tricky business, and comes with numerous pitfalls even if you’re being careful, which not everyone is. If you’re involved in creating a document you know will have to be redacted, there are a variety of safeguarding approaches you can adopt.
When I worked on a videogames magazine called Amiga Power in the 1990s, we ran a fun comedy feature about censorship. But because the company that published the magazine had had some unfortunate mishaps in the field, we took extra care by typing all the “offensive” words as random-length strings of Xs when we wrote the article.
And it was lucky that we did, because as you can see in the feature’s strapline, the art department misaligned the red redaction bar on some of them, and if there’d been a sweary in there it would have been easily identified.
Sven on Learning Insanity: “How very correct my old friend Northy is in suggesting that folk posting upon public Forums upon which they happen…” Jan 14, 20:20
Northcode on Learning Insanity: ““Free speech should have its limits…” – attributed to Jenny-Anne Bishop OBE by an ITV reporter. I agree. Far too…” Jan 14, 20:01
David G on Learning Insanity: “I know Wings serves varied constituencies, but I do so enjoy these more than the ones about the list vote.…” Jan 14, 19:45
Nae Need! on Learning Insanity: “What a lot of money and status is lauded on these individuals. They are afforded a respect they don’t deserve.…” Jan 14, 19:32
Aidan on Learning Insanity: “Are you seeing if you can bag yourself one last NCHI before they get rid of them Stu? I feel…” Jan 14, 19:29
Young Lochinvar on Learning Insanity: “Mod in the heid.. Why seek or expect sense from the clinically confused?” Jan 14, 19:16
Joan Edington on Learning Insanity: “Sorry to go off topic but that post reminded me of a tattoo parlour shown in a TV series I…” Jan 14, 19:05
Ian McLean on Learning Insanity: “Oddly and quite unusually he does seem to use the singular/plural of woman/women correctly. Is “bollox” an acceptable term for…” Jan 14, 18:52
Gerry Parker on Learning Insanity: “I’m glad I never bothered learning the vocabulary of this particular area of delusion.” Jan 14, 18:36
Morgatron on Learning Insanity: “Phew, lots going on there. I usually just say how’s it going lad? when i encounter one.” Jan 14, 18:13
agentx on Learning Insanity: “I agree that yesterdays Scottish budget is not worth any attention!” Jan 14, 18:04
Phil Riddel on Learning Insanity: “Thank fuck I’ve retired.” Jan 14, 18:01
Simone on Learning Insanity: “I’m not reading that for fear of a migraine. So thanks for taking (another) one for the team” Jan 14, 17:52
Moley on Learning Insanity: “These people are often told to ‘bring their whole selves to work’. May I not so cordially suggest that they…” Jan 14, 17:40
Iain mhor on Learning Insanity: “I was holding it together until “Biromantics are people who really love pens” and then saw the little graphic at…” Jan 14, 17:31
Stuart MacKay on Learning Insanity: “So, the gender controversy is done and dusted. If you just make it clear your referring to people using their…” Jan 14, 17:28
A2 on Learning Insanity: “Sorry the only thing I’ve taken from this is that it’s harder to get propper Dental treatment than Gender affirming…” Jan 14, 17:27
Graeme on Learning Insanity: “Once again thanks Stu for going through that bollocks so we don’t have to. If I were you I’d book…” Jan 14, 17:09
Iain mhor on Governing For Beginners: “By all the auld gods! What an avalanche of memories there! Haha. I still have the ZX81 in the attic…” Jan 14, 17:02
duncanio on Learning Insanity: “i’VE Got A hEaDAcHe++++++++!!!!” Jan 14, 17:01
James Cheyne on Governing For Beginners: “My doorstep is in Scotland, However that does not mean that I am blind to how the Governance in Britain…” Jan 14, 16:28
Iain More on Governing For Beginners: “I have been watching that Russian oil tanker seized in the Moray Firth for the last day at least off…” Jan 14, 16:01
James Cheyne on Governing For Beginners: “Sometimes we have to see the bigger picture, but prevent ourselves from seeing so far that the distance is to…” Jan 14, 13:55
Campbell Clansman on Governing For Beginners: “Notice how the commenters who endlessly refer to the “1689 Claim of Right” never actually set for the full text…” Jan 14, 13:51
James Cheyne on Governing For Beginners: “The people need to agree that they control and remain within only their own borders and laws applying to themselves,…” Jan 14, 13:32
James Cheyne on Governing For Beginners: “Alf Baird, Indeed, looking at the whole chaotic events in Britain alone we can see that all the four nations…” Jan 14, 13:18
James Cheyne on Governing For Beginners: “It is time for four separate nations to regain their own border control, to regain their laws that keep them…” Jan 14, 12:28
Alf Baird on Governing For Beginners: “Yes James, we are indeed products of our environment. As colonialism ‘is based on psychology’ (Cesaire) this means that in…” Jan 14, 12:18
James Cheyne on Governing For Beginners: “One of the unforeseen damage control that all nations in Britain can play a part in is for the people…” Jan 14, 12:14