MARR: “What would [Theresa May] need to bring back [from Brexit negotiations] to win you over?”
DAVIS: “She needs to bring back a clear ability on the part of the United Kingdom to be able to leave this treaty when it chooses to. There is no other treaty in the world I’m aware of where a sovereign nation undertakes to join up and can only leave when the other side says so.”
We’re pretty sure we can think of an example, David.
Michael Glackin of the Sunday Times is the only serious contender to the Scotsman’s demented Brian Wilson as the most poisonously, blindly instinctive hater of anything even passingly connected to the SNP or independence in the Scottish media. His weekly bilious rants in the paper make even Scottish Daily Express hacks wince and say “Blimey, that’s a bit strong”.
But even by those standards, this week’s column is quite something. So let’s take a little look at just how much of an idiot you can make of yourself if you never allow facts to get in the way of your rage.
Watching the Six Nations rugby tournament every year is usually quite a dispiriting experience – not just because of Scotland’s invariably underwhelming performances (broken up by the occasional false dawn), but because talking about it on social media always results in an extremely tedious flood of comments about how rugby is a sport played and watched exclusively by middle-class Tory No voters.
(That’s Scotland skipper Greig Laidlaw there, with Wings mascot Hamish.)
Speaking as someone whose interest in the tournament (in the pre-inflation days when it was the Five Nations) was first sparked when my extremely working-class Bathgate comprehensive school started taking pupils to Murrayfield in the 1980s – 50p for the bus and 50p for the match ticket, which got you a seat on wooden benches actually on the grass – this attitude has always instinctively felt like complete nonsense.
So when we did our latest Panelbase poll during this year’s competition, we figured we may as well actually find out.
Today is International Women’s Day, and we wouldn’t normally pay much attention to that fact because this is a Scottish politics website, not a feminist one. But the Scottish Government is currently putting itself at odds with women in a way it would have been hard to imagine when Nicola Sturgeon became First Minister, and since what Wings does specialise in is hard data – and at the request of a lot of women – we thought it was worth putting some solid numbers on a few things in our latest poll.
Scottish Labour’s 2019 conference, which starts in Dundee tomorrow, isn’t taking place in the most auspicious of circumstances, to put it kindly. The branch office is trailing a breathtaking 22 points behind the SNP in the latest Holyrood polling, 8 points behind the Tories, and the gap is getting bigger.
Westminster polling isn’t a great deal better, with the SNP 15 points ahead despite having been in power for 12 years and doggedly attempting to commit electoral suicide with a raft of increasingly unpopular policies (more on that to come).
A few days ago we received a reply from the Information Commissioner’s Office, and as a result have sent a letter to the Conservative Party’s compliance department. You can read it below.
We’ve just got the tables from a new Panelbase poll back, and they make grim reading for Labour (North British Branch Office) on the eve of their conference.
Holyrood voting intentions (constituency):
SNP 41% (nc)
Con 27% (+2)
Lab 19% (-4)
LD 8% (+2)
Grn 3% (nc)
UKIP 2% (+1)
(1002 Scottish voters, 2-6 March 2019) Changes from December 2018
That’s getting perilously close to the all-time low of 14% achieved around the tail end of Kezia Dugdale’s disastrous leadership. And the list vote isn’t much better.
Holyrood voting intentions (region):
SNP 36% (-2)
Con 26% (nc)
Lab 19% (-3)
LD 9% (+2)
Grn 6% (nc)
UKIP 3% (+2)
But even with astonishing leads of 14% and 10% after 12 years in power, the SNP have nothing to be complacent about either – according to the Weber Shandwick seat projector, these numbers would give Nicola Sturgeon’s party 57 seats and the Greens just 4, meaning Holyrood’s pro-independence majority would be a goner and the Nats would need backing from at least one Unionist party to pass any bills, meaning no new mandate for an indyref.
Like everywhere else, Scotland is currently split down the middle and nobody knows which side of the tightrope it’ll fall off in the event of a push.
Self-propelling brain vacancy Alex Cole-Hamilton might have just recorded the shortest ever reign at the top of our Thickest Politician In Scotland rankings, but you can’t keep a proper idiot down for long.
It probably goes without saying that none of the above is even a little bit true.
Aidan on The value bet: “Oh aye does he, and this information was provided with supporting evidence to the police who arrested and prosecuted the…” May 7, 14:14
James on The value bet: “The three yoon stooges are all oot the day eh? Funny, Phil Boswell has 2 or 3 returning officer contacts…” May 7, 14:02
Hatey McHateface on The value bet: “Loving your Pictish support for ATLS, Northy. OK if I gatecrash the wake on Saturday? (That’s a rhetorical question :)…” May 7, 13:43
Hatey McHateface on The value bet: “Are there 2 CM’s? The famous one is a cheerleader for the tunnel-skulking, lassie-torturing ham ass scum.” May 7, 13:40
Hatey McHateface on The value bet: “Here’s another fish fer ye, James. Enjoy, but mind, baith flippers above the table!” May 7, 13:35
Hatey McHateface on Pick Your Poison: “That’s a bit better, Confused. But I note you’re still being coy. Interesting that you believe it was US warmongering,…” May 7, 13:32
Hatey McHateface on Pick Your Poison: “Please revise and re-post, Confused. We need to know how to vote if we hate Dews.” May 7, 13:26
Captain Caveman on The value bet: “Yes that’s right James, it was … THEM!!! “ooo-oOOooOOO-ooOOHHH!!!”? Get the Bacofoil headgear ready, DEFCON1! (Alternatively, y’know maybe the source…” May 7, 13:14
Cynicus on Pick Your Poison: “Northcode says: 7 May, 2026 at 12:20 “VOTE FOR:” ======= Nobody! The key question here is whom to VOTE AGAINST?…” May 7, 13:12
Aidan on The value bet: “@Dan that comment was aimed at Geri not you, you at least seem to be one of the few BTL…” May 7, 13:10
Captain Caveman on Pick Your Poison: “@Cuphook Yes, it’s a major concern for many in the UK, including Scotland, and Reform is avowed to tackle it…” May 7, 13:01
Dan on The value bet: “AIdan says:”I’d guess this is all a bit of a game for you since you spend 100% of your time…” May 7, 12:51
Confused on Pick Your Poison: “Then theres the nutter parties – an abolish holyrood party (I appreciate the sentiment but – do you really think…” May 7, 12:50
Confused on Pick Your Poison: “ERECTION DAY on telly last night john curtice does not look well; the poor man looks like a cadaver what…” May 7, 12:46
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “Reform will fix nothing on immigration. That’s a global elite problem & we don’t get a vote on them. &…” May 7, 12:45
Cynicus on Pick Your Poison: “#No Votes SNP Zero For any Swinney bonehead reading this, BOTH -2 equals zero” May 7, 12:43
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “Yes. It lets them know they were rejected. They’re still counted. Not bothering to vote at all let’s them know…” May 7, 12:34
Cuphook on Pick Your Poison: “The main stimulus for voting Reform is immigration, specifically Muslim immigration. This is why I think that their vote will…” May 7, 12:22
Marie on Pick Your Poison: “Don’t know what to do about the candidate paper. They’re all bought/captured/owned by external actors. What’s the point? May vote…” May 7, 12:21
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “Voting advice for a people seeking their liberation from an imperial coloniZer. Indigenous, liberty-seeking Scots should NOT vote – UNDER…” May 7, 12:20
Aidan on The value bet: “Not you James, you aren’t capable of understanding a subject like GERS and you’re too stubborn to try. Thankfully you’re…” May 7, 12:16
Cuphook on Pick Your Poison: “You seriously think any politician appreciates the nobility of your spoilt ballot?” May 7, 12:13
James on The value bet: “Wilma’s mates in the 77th doing the postal count again this time? Or is that just referendums?” May 7, 12:13
James on The value bet: “Doesn’t do irony either, it seems. Another poxy unionist warmongering troll. But nicely shot down in flames. Again. Never learns.…” May 7, 12:10
James on The value bet: “Should we all seek out your truthful “GERS” bible, charlatan man? You are nothing but a colonial snake oil salesman;…” May 7, 12:04
lothianlad on Pick Your Poison: “Sturgeon and the Brit infested SNP leadership have done a job at stiffling the independence movement. The New parcel of…” May 7, 12:00
Colin Alexander on Pick Your Poison: “I won’t be voting on the candidate voting paper. But Tommy Sheridan is top nominee for the Alliance To Liberate…” May 7, 11:59
sam on Pick Your Poison: “Hi Sven, In East Lothian where I am I see a large turnout of the elderly, including a frail 90…” May 7, 11:58
100%Yes on Pick Your Poison: “Sven, Same where I live, looking on the TV their doesn’t seem to be large turn out for the SNP…” May 7, 11:53
Bilbo on Pick Your Poison: “If Reform does do well today, IMHO I think it is more to do with general dissatisfaction where every part…” May 7, 11:50