These are the comments of UK defence secretary Michael Fallon in a short interview with today’s Herald. We don’t know about you, folks, but to us it feels like Christmas.
We think our favourite line is “There are other voices in Scotland now, not least Ruth Davidson’s”, but there are a lot to choose from.
This is Conservative MP Dominic Raab, a member of the Brexit Select Committee, speaking on the BBC News Channel’s “Hard Talk” programme at 00.45 this morning. Perhaps imagining that nobody would be watching at such an ungodly hour, it seems he felt able to be unusually candid.
We left the last bit on in order to demonstrate that he was still talking about Scotland as well as Ireland. (He went on to recite the usual boilerplate about all leaving together as the UK etc etc, you can watch the whole show for yourself on iPlayer.)
But let’s just get that key early exchange down in writing for the record.
Because when you really want people with their finger on the pulse of Scottish politics to analyse the implications of the Supreme Court decision on Brexit, where else would you go but to Channel 5’s The Wright Stuff, to hear from um, former rugby league star and haircut pioneer Martin Offiah?
Way back in October last year we analysed what now seems to have become the key plank of Unionist argument against independence in the wake of Brexit – the idea that because Scotland does more trade with the rest of the UK than it does with the EU, independence would be economic suicide because Scotland would be sacrificing “the UK single market” (a thing that doesn’t actually exist ) for a much smaller one.
It’s a completely idiotic position, but to be honest we didn’t do a very good job of boiling the counter-argument down to something snappy and quoteable, so let’s have another go and see if we can manage something a little better.
We’ll be honest with you, readers, we’re not looking forward to 2017 one little bit. It’s going to be the most tedious year in Scottish politics since we started this website, and perhaps since the advent of devolution.
Other than the mild distraction of the council elections in May – which are likely to be a bit of a damp squib due to the deadening effect of STV and the propensity of Labour and the Tories to do deals to keep the SNP out of power – pretty much nothing even a little bit interesting is going to happen.
All we ARE going to hear about is Brexit and the EU, over and over and over and over again, and everything we’re going to hear is the same empty, pointless, space-filling speculation we’ve already been hearing since June. So let’s just get it down, and then we can link to it every week and go and do something useful with our time instead.
Northcode on A Matter Of Declinature: “Here, AI Dan, I’ll help you out because you appear to be unable to do your own research and lack…” Jul 16, 18:24
Dan on A Matter Of Declinature: “4 min vid of David Davis speech in House of Commons earlier today. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBTqX5V3ccQ” Jul 16, 18:22
Hatey McHateface on A Matter Of Declinature: “If there be two crowns and kingdoms, Alf, perhaps we could help things along by throwing every republican out of…” Jul 16, 18:18
Northcode on A Matter Of Declinature: ““… I am going to stick my neck out and say you are lying…” Good… that will make it easier…” Jul 16, 18:15
Aidan on A Matter Of Declinature: “She is rattled, that’s very clear! I wonder what scares her, the general reputational damage, the possibility that the COPFS…” Jul 16, 18:14
Hatey McHateface on A Matter Of Declinature: “They’re the ones built like brick shithouses.” Jul 16, 18:08
twathater on A Matter Of Declinature: “Thanks Stuart for undertaking this onerous compilation of legal advice and endless FOI requests in an effort to bring sense…” Jul 16, 18:04
Hatey McHateface on A Matter Of Declinature: “If you’re worried about being torn apart, Northy, binder twine and duct tape are your friends.” Jul 16, 18:03
Hatey McHateface on The Invisible Rabbit: “Aye. Right. Everybody waiting for the march on Hollyrood to impeach ScotGov has had to put their lives on hold.” Jul 16, 17:59
100%Yes on A Matter Of Declinature: “We done to Mr Davis, Sturgeon “The fact that he hides like a coward behind the legal privilege of Westminster…” Jul 16, 17:44
Aidan on A Matter Of Declinature: “@Northcode – again, please provide some evidence, specifically that Robert Black KC believes the union is a constitutional (by which…” Jul 16, 17:30
Northcode on A Matter Of Declinature: “Robert Black KC has repeatedly and explicitly stated that he believes Scotland is not in a real union with England.…” Jul 16, 17:18
Young Lochinvar on A Matter Of Declinature: “Got to say I find all this Anne Widdecombe stuff totally bizarre. I can’t be the only one that saw…” Jul 16, 16:51
James Barr Gardner on A Matter Of Declinature: “Due to exceptional work done in unraveling the Bourach of the SNP Financial web and intrigues can “We” the congregation…” Jul 16, 16:39
Mungo Armstrong on A Matter Of Declinature: “https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/16559310/nicola-sturgeon-david-davis-alex-salmond-murrell/” Jul 16, 16:36
Aidan on A Matter Of Declinature: “Do you have any evidence that Professor Robert Black KC believes there “isn’t a union”, I have read his essay…” Jul 16, 16:23
Aidan on The Invisible Rabbit: ““Heather” Herbert (friend of the site) has been arrested and charged.” Jul 16, 15:55
Alf Baird on A Matter Of Declinature: ““Roddy Dunlop has also given his view” Professor Robert Black believed for almost 60 years that there was a ‘union’…” Jul 16, 15:52
Northcode on A Matter Of Declinature: “You express a fundamental truism by quoting Cesaire’s observation, Alf. An observation similarly described, though fictionalised, by George Orwell. Colonial…” Jul 16, 15:42
Dan on A Matter Of Declinature: “@Aidan Be braw if you could have provided a link (preferably to an alternative archived page link of said thread…” Jul 16, 15:38
Andy Wiltshire on A Matter Of Declinature: “He only does it in order to get off.” Jul 16, 15:00
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “Think it’s warm enough for some swamp rock from these Glasgow Bad Boys: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlrUzAmKO1Y BTW, in the chorus, it’s not…” Jul 16, 14:40
McDuff on A Matter Of Declinature: “Excellent stuff rev. Let right be done. I suspect this letter may produce a brown stain in certain quarters.” Jul 16, 14:14
Andrew scott on A Matter Of Declinature: “I see that “heather” the aberdeen uni employee has been charged by the police over HIS disgusting post about widdecombe…” Jul 16, 14:09
Aidan on A Matter Of Declinature: “Of course all of these issues have been determined, at length, by the English and Scottish courts and as everyone…” Jul 16, 13:32
SilentMajority on A Matter Of Declinature: “What I am looking forward to is how the media will describe ‘him’…will ‘he’ be described as:- a/ she/her b/…” Jul 16, 13:30
Mark Beggan on A Matter Of Declinature: “Cesaire!!? Grow up. Why do you never mention Transvestites? Not once in all your rhetoric do you even touch on…” Jul 16, 12:53
Mark Beggan on A Matter Of Declinature: ““structural prostitutes” Do tell Northy. So that’s what you get up to when your not saving Scotland with your in…” Jul 16, 12:49
Willie on A Matter Of Declinature: “The Police are institutionally corrupt No one, and zi mean no one can have any confidence in them. From people…” Jul 16, 12:37