If your only source of news was the mainstream media, you could be forgiven for thinking that the consensus in the EU regarding an independent Scotland was bleak. Spain would, we’re told endlessly, veto Scotland’s place in the EU out of hand, and so, allegedly, would France.
And when Scotland’s First Minister went to Brussels after the referendum vote to meet with EU officials in regards to Scotland’s membership, we were told that this bold act of outreach fell on deaf ears.
The language of the press was hostile bordering on sadistic. The First Minister, acting to secure the democratic will of the people of Scotland, was apparently “running out of friends” and had to “beg” Ireland to help us out.
The reality, readers will be astonished to hear, is somewhat different.
Some of you will have missed this over the weekend:
Yes – Michelle Mone, of all the people on Earth, really did just go on TV and accuse Nicola Sturgeon of being all about ego. We’ll leave you to absorb that for a bit.
Earlier today we were moved to tweet our scepticism regarding a claim made by the Scottish Labour branch manager Kezia Dugdale, as reported in the Guardian.
Even on the most casual glance, the numbers just didn’t seem to add up. If 62% of Scots voted to stay in the EU and 55% voted to stay in the UK, with no correlation between the two things, then the Venn-diagram intersection between those two groups seems pretty unlikely to add up to more than 50%, let alone a “vast” majority.
We’re not naturally disposed to sympathy for Tories, but it must be hellish being poor Ruth Davidson at the moment. The poor woman doesn’t know which way she’s facing from one minute to the next. Here she is less than a year ago:
Despite having an even number of participants, the panel is split 3:1 in favour of Remain and 3:1 against independence (surely the biggest specifically Scottish issue likely to arise from the Brexit vote, and which several polls in the last couple of weeks now show is backed by a majority of voters).
Half of the debaters are also Labour politicians, which means that the third-placed party which got 22% of the vote in this May’s election has as much representation as two parties who got 69% between them.
We’ve been racking our brains for a couple of hours trying to work out a way in which such a multiply-skewed line-up could be justified (other than flat-out trolling), and we’ve got nothing. Does anyone have any ideas?
The people (of England) have spoken, and their elected representatives are freaking out all over the shop.
Several senior Labour and Liberal Democrat MPs have openly called for the result of a democratic referendum to be overturned by Parliament against the wishes of voters. The Prime Minister has quit, the Chancellor is expected to follow on Monday, and half of the Labour shadow cabinet is apparently doing it as we speak, after Jeremy Corbyn fired Hilary Benn for planning a coup.
(Apparently including Ian Murray, the shadow Scottish Secretary who’s also the only Scottish Labour MP at Westminster, putting the party in the farcical position of having to find itself a spokesman on Scottish affairs who either sits in an English or Welsh seat or is an unelected lord.)
Labour MPs are also demanding Corbyn’s head, in essence for the crime of his being hugely popular with the party’s membership for reflecting the old-fashioned left-wing ideology and views that they actually believe in, rather than the “moderate” neo-Tory position of Blairite parliamentarians. Corbyn shows no sign of going.
It’s been suggested that the Scottish Parliament could in fact block any attempt by the UK to leave (though it seems unlikely). Britain faces a future without Milky Way Magic Stars. UK politics, to put it mildly, is in chaos. So what the hell’s going on?
Scotland (overwhelmingly) and Northern Ireland (less so) have voted to stay in Europe while England (decisively) and Wales (narrowly) have voted to leave. Northern Ireland has its own choices to make, but Scotland must now hold a second referendum.
The game just changed, readers. We’ve been up all night. We’ll have some analysis for you in a few hours. For now, spend a few moments pondering who the “narrow nationalists” and “separatists” in the UK are.
(Part of a fairly major volte-face by Harris on who should control what in Scotland, but let’s not get into that right now.)
On the face of it, this is a perfectly feasible possibility, since devolution was set up on a “reserved list” basis – any issues not specifically reserved to Westminster are devolved to the Scottish Parliament. In theory this would indeed mean that powers over farming and fishing would revert to Holyrood automatically upon exit from the EU.
factchecker on Shield Of The Phantom: “The 2015 election was the one when Nicola Sturgeon specifically stated that a vote for the SNP was not a…” Jan 29, 15:16
Aidan on Shield Of The Phantom: “@Alf – so in a future independent Scotland electricity bills would amount to around 33% of GDP? Sounds like a…” Jan 29, 14:19
Aidan on Shield Of The Phantom: “Okay so yet more lying, I honestly don’t know what you seek to gain out of saying things that are…” Jan 29, 14:16
Lorna Campbell on Shield Of The Phantom: “That may be true, but, if you know anything about AI, it will try to find the answers to that…” Jan 29, 14:12
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “@Lorna Globalisation has worked on the most stupendously successful scale for the Chinese. Just as it is currently working unbelievably…” Jan 29, 14:02
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: ““Are they acting in the interests of Scotland” If the SNP leadership were acting in the interest of Scots we…” Jan 29, 14:02
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: ““Wind power is so abundant in Scotland” Indeed so, these are immense energy surpluses that would be earning Scots around…” Jan 29, 13:58
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Gonna level with you, Confused, these days I really miss your antisemitism. What I’d love to know is why you’ve…” Jan 29, 13:54
Peter McAvoy on Shield Of The Phantom: “If John Swinney said we can have among the cheapest power in Europe why doesn’t he do it and say…” Jan 29, 13:48
Lorna Campbell on Shield Of The Phantom: “Confused: good comment. No public utility should be outwith state control for precisely the reasons you have listed. Also, the…” Jan 29, 13:46
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Sure, Willie. Wind power is so abundant in Scotland they’re building all the turbines dozens of miles out to sea.…” Jan 29, 13:35
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Bit of an obsession there, Confused. I’m guessing they wouldn’t “let you in”.” Jan 29, 13:26
Xaracen on Shield Of The Phantom: “@Aidan, 1. You said Keen was acting for a ‘private party’. He wasn’t; he was representing the UK Government. There…” Jan 29, 13:13
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “John Swinney SNP sits in a English parliament sent to Scotland, that is the meaning of the word ( devolved…” Jan 29, 12:33
Willie on Shield Of The Phantom: “Power, is abundant in Scotland. Wind is abundant and wind can now produce more than Scotland needs. And if course…” Jan 29, 11:58
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Confused, The Green agenda ideology is going out of fashion, as is the Rules based order, according to Davos, its…” Jan 29, 11:46
agentx on Shield Of The Phantom: ““John Swinney was left humiliated on Wednesday night after his government lost a vote at Holyrood and were told to…” Jan 29, 11:39
agentx on Shield Of The Phantom: ““During training, Toshack was told he had to use a prisoner’s chosen pronoun – in this case “she” or “her”…” Jan 29, 11:34
Confused on Shield Of The Phantom: “if you had never heard of this, it might surprise you; negative prices, being paid to use electricity!? https://archive.ph/79LMl -…” Jan 29, 11:27
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “What Scottish parliament? It is under the legislation of the British and united kingdom parliaments. Both of which have no…” Jan 29, 11:27
Confused on Shield Of The Phantom: “I wonder if Fettes alters its bumming rates based on boarders or day-boys? I expect those who pay higher fees…” Jan 29, 11:23
Confused on Shield Of The Phantom: “The trouble in Minnesota seems to be triggered by the uncovering of a massive fraud ring, done by foreigners and…” Jan 29, 11:22
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “If you’re the kind of Scot who has to worry about ICE, Willie, then perhaps you should get tae. The…” Jan 29, 11:16
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Marie, There are an awful lot of people across media using stronger terms for the governance, the State and the…” Jan 29, 11:06
Willie on Shield Of The Phantom: “It will no doubt be fee earning time for lawyers arguing the issues here. Does someone have a right to…” Jan 29, 11:00
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Scotland not being politically attached to England since 1707 is not Englands to give away or to alter its territorial…” Jan 29, 10:55
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Rather strange and interesting to discover that Scotlands peoples are becoming merged as English-British or Irish British. Perhaps a unspoken…” Jan 29, 10:45
Marie on Shield Of The Phantom: “The State ordering people what to believe. That’s tyranny isn’t it?” Jan 29, 10:41
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “I think a few post past here on wings I referred to the issue of Scotland pretend governance accepting Irish-…” Jan 29, 10:28
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