Alert readers may recall that almost three years ago, the No campaign issued a series of dire warnings that independence could cause supermarket prices to rise:
Thankfully, by staying in the UK and therefore leaving the EU, Scotland etc etc.
To be honest, readers, we gave up on taking any notice of David Torrance‘s mundane attempts at trolling in the Herald some time ago. But some alert readers pointed us towards this week’s column, suggesting that it was a bald rewriting of history some way beyond their usual bland irritancy.
This was the passage they objected to:
It’s a patronising piece of “shut up and eat your cereal” condescension for sure. But to be fair to Torrance, it does also happen to be true. Wait, not true. The other thing.
We’re sure that the media will pin Dugdale down over this weekend and we’ll get a detailed and convincing explanation of exactly what it is that she thinks changed about the fundamental nature of Jeremy Corbyn over that solitary month.
We’ve already highlighted the abominable state of the Daily Express this week, but an article in today’s edition is surely some sort of record-breaking low.
Hold onto your hats, folks, you won’t believe this one.
The BBC lunchtime weather forecast of 15 October 1987 is now fondly looked back on as a moment of shared national doh-what-are-we-like? comedy, in the same vein as a Morecambe and Wise Christmas show or something.
One thing you can always guarantee on GERS Day is that the latest set of figures for Scotland’s devolved economy inside the UK will trigger another uncontrolled spurt of “SNP HONEYMOON OVER” articles from the nation’s dogged commentariat.
Today we’ve seen already examples (links below) from two ex-Scotsman editors, Iain Martin and Magnus Linklater, the latter popping up in the Times by way of a rather crass and unpleasant analogy involving Oswald Mosley and the Blackshirts.
And since we’d rather watch “Suicide Squad” again than spend any more time going over the arguments about GERS (and trust us, readers, we don’t say that lightly), we thought it’d be more fun if we finally got round to compiling a semi-definitive list of all the times the collective wisdom of Scotland’s media and opposition has confidently predicted the SNP’s imminent demise.
Alf Baird on Spoiler Alert: “In colonial societies the co-opted dominant national party: “helps the government to hold the people down. It becomes more and…” Dec 10, 18:25
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Spoiler Alert: “WHAT’S GOING ON? “At great turning-points of world-history the relativity of our traditional measures and opinions manifests itself in a…” Dec 10, 18:24
Hatey McHateface on Spoiler Alert: “Naw, you’ve got that wrong. It was an episode of “Rumpole Of The Bailey” wot dun it.” Dec 10, 18:16
Lorncal on Spoiler Alert: “James, I would dearly love to to see an independent Scotland but just look across the water to Ireland to…” Dec 10, 18:16
Hatey McHateface on Spoiler Alert: “Good one, TH, but a smidge verbose. I asked Grok to summarise: “Vote SNP one and two for another 5…” Dec 10, 18:13
Geoff Anderson on Spoiler Alert: “Dr. Upton. The credible witness https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpqnq3gpe0vo” Dec 10, 18:05
100%Yes on Spoiler Alert: “Liberate Scotland, was a great idea if all Indy party’s got involved but they ain’t. Liberate Scotland constant call for…” Dec 10, 18:02
Hatey McHateface on The Valley Of The Dolls: “Poor old Bilbo. Congenitally unable to comprehend that working class and Tory voting have never been and never will be…” Dec 10, 18:01
Colin Dawson on Spoiler Alert: “Let’s not forget that Fife Health Board (and countless other public and private bodies) were following allegedly unlawful instructions issued…” Dec 10, 17:26
Marie on Spoiler Alert: “If judges can ignore the law why can’t Joe Public?” Dec 10, 17:23
Marie on Spoiler Alert: “Yep. The rule of law – who cares for that?? Not Scotland’s judges.” Dec 10, 17:20
Ex President Xiden on Spoiler Alert: “We are ruled by an elite class of jackasses.” Dec 10, 17:15
Aidan on Spoiler Alert: “Whilst they can harness 30/35% of the vote they’ll have enough income from short money, from a cut of their…” Dec 10, 17:10
twathater on The Valley Of The Dolls: “TBQH Karen and Lynn I think that ANY female that votes for the Scum Nonce Party OR the Green perverts…” Dec 10, 17:09
Bilbo on Spoiler Alert: “I know I’m contradicting myself with my original comment because this has all been caused by bad legislation passed by…” Dec 10, 16:48
robertkknight on Spoiler Alert: “Scotland…the logic-free banana republic brought to you courtesy of the invertebrate Swinney and his loathsome bottom feeders in the SNP.…” Dec 10, 16:47
Captain Caveman on The Valley Of The Dolls: ““… Didn’t your Nigel cite TV programmes from the seventies towards allegations that he made racist comments as a teenager…” Dec 10, 16:47
panda paws on Spoiler Alert: “” The nurse and her legal team are expected to disclose their next steps at a press conference on Thursday.”…” Dec 10, 16:46
twathater on Spoiler Alert: “First of all to Natasha Sterling thank you for this post it echoes what most right thinking persons will think…” Dec 10, 16:26
Alf Baird on Spoiler Alert: “Logically, voting for any colonialist party (incl SNP) “is never going to deliver Independence” in anybody’s lifetime! At least Liberate…” Dec 10, 16:01
Karen on The Valley Of The Dolls: “Whit utter mince…..how could anyone have thought “good one” That will clear it up. Some need removed from their jobs…..” Dec 10, 15:59
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Spoiler Alert: “Following is from HELEN JOYCE’s book ‘TRANS: When Ideology Meets Reality’ – « In the spread of gender-identity ideology, developments in…” Dec 10, 15:50
Marie on The Valley Of The Dolls: “Any employee of B&M or Iceland will provide a more rational, socially responsible and just judgement in this case than…” Dec 10, 15:43
Platinum on Spoiler Alert: “I genuinely don’t understand how judges are allowed to publish judgements that are completely incorrect on the basics of the…” Dec 10, 15:37
Geoff Anderson on Spoiler Alert: “Absolutely! I hope the Fund raiser starts soon. This will be very demanding on Sandie but this is how the…” Dec 10, 15:32
100%Yes on Spoiler Alert: “I don’t see the SNP dying any time soon as a result of its finances, I had hoped but they…” Dec 10, 15:30
I. Despair on Spoiler Alert: “What is to be done? Parliament could try passing intelligent, coherent laws that don’t try to legislate for the impossible…” Dec 10, 15:25
Alf Baird on The Valley Of The Dolls: ““He identifies social class as a driver of the crazier parts of the judgment.” People on the Left do tend…” Dec 10, 15:22
Bilbo on The Valley Of The Dolls: “Captain Caveman Didn’t your Nigel cite TV programmes from the seventies towards allegations that he made racist comments as a…” Dec 10, 15:10
Aidan on Spoiler Alert: “Absolutely 100% Yes, voting against the SNP in 2026 is the best and really the only sensible option to break…” Dec 10, 15:10