There is a not particularly funny joke that is sometimes told in legal circles about why a law student failed to finish his coursework – because he had no conviction. With rare exceptions lawyers aren’t renowned for their sense of humour but I can’t help thinking someone, at the highest levels of our justice system, is having a right laugh at my expense and those who have loyally supported me over the past six years.
I’m talking about the Lord Advocate, Dorothy Bain KC – a sitting member of the Scottish Government’s cabinet who was nominated by Nicola Sturgeon to that post in 2021, five months after I was acquitted.
For those unfamiliar with my case, I offer this brief summary. In March 2020 I made a short video on my mobile phone that was two minutes and thirty eight seconds in length. I hadn’t planned to make the video when I went out for a walk in a field near my home. But I was annoyed and wanted to articulate that annoyance, although at the time I recorded it I wasn’t intending for it to go much further.
Later that night, just before turning in, I uploaded it to my YouTube channel on a closed, unlisted link and then posted that link to my Twitter account that, at the time, had a modest 1000 or so followers. I then forgot about it.
Little did I know that short mobile phone video would result in me facing initially a criminal trial, then a five year legal battle in the highest civil court in Scotland and now, most likely, an appeal to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.
As the six-year fight for justice for Alex Salmond continues, we thought you might like to see this clip from this morning’s Mike Graham Show, interviewing Paul McManus, the businessman and drummer in Glasgow rock band Gun who’s stepped up to fund the Salmond family’s case against the Scottish Government despite disagreeing with much of what Alex stood for politically.
My first ever real experience of politics was playing Dictator.
Originally written by Don Priestley for the Sinclair ZX81 in 1982, it was a simple text-based game which subsequently came to other formats including the Commodore 64, BBC Micro, Elan Enterprise and the ZX Spectrum, which is where I encountered it.
On 5 April 2021, I sent a short and simple Freedom Of Information (FOI) request to the Scottish Government asking for:
“All written evidence to James Hamilton’s QC investigation into the FM under the ministerial code. This includes evidence from the FM, her chief of staff Liz Lloyd and any other individuals within the Scottish Government who have submitted evidence.”
In a 12-month period running up to the last UK general election, the UK state gave the SNP a little over £1.3 million.
In the corresponding period for the last year, after the party was reduced to just nine seats, that figure plunged to just over £0.4 million, a drop of over £0.9 million.
Kevin McKenna has a piece in today’s Herald asking the question that is now the core issue for the Scottish independence movement.
The short version of the answer is usually attributed to Mark Twain: “It is far easier to fool someone than to convince them that they’ve been fooled”. But that does nothing to explain the fool’s mindset to us, or help devise a way to get them to accept it.
To some degree that’s because – as we saw so starkly in the “NO DEBATE!” tactics of the gender ideologly cult – part of the problem is that the built-in defence mechanism of the fooled is something George Orwell described in “1984”:
“CRIMESTOP means the faculty of stopping short, as though by instinct, at the threshold of any dangerous thought. It includes the power of not grasping analogies, of failing to perceive logical errors, of misunderstanding the simplest arguments if they are inimical to Ingsoc, and of being bored or repelled by any train of thought which is capable of leading in a heretical direction.
CRIMESTOP, in short, means protective stupidity. But stupidity is not enough. On the contrary, orthodoxy in the full sense demands a control over one’s own mental processes as complete as that of a contortionist over his body.”
What that means in practice is that the fooled never reflect on their own behaviour, far less enter into a meaningful discussion of it. In Orwell’s dystopian Oceania, that was to save them from torture and death at the hands of the Thought Police. More often nowadays, it’s simply to avoid humiliation on social media.
Either way, it’s vanishingly rare to hear someone elaborate on why they’re choosing to remain fooled. Which is why we’re so lucky today.
(All of which she chose to accompany with a series of photographs that made her look like a sinister Cockney chav crime matriarch in a Guy Ritchie movie. She once dubbed herself Scotland’s “chief mammy”, but now comes across more like Ma Baker.)
But we’ve only just finished reading the whole book, so here’s the actual review.
Back in the 1980s and 1990s, before the internet, scammers used to have to work a bit harder to cheat people than they do now.
A popular method was to advertise a “clearance sale” in the press. You’d see an ad in the Daily Record or a local paper for an event in a High Street location – typically a vacant shop – promising brand-new TVs for £20, microwaves for a fiver, toasters for £2.50 or whatever. So you’d show up on the day and it always worked the same.
There’d be the ringmaster on a raised platform, surrounded by loads of unmarked white boxes, and he’d start off by picking some “random” punter from the crowd and bestowing gifts upon him. This guy would walk away with armfuls of swag for £25 or something (doubtless just going straight round the back with them), and the real show would begin.
Next the ringmaster would say “Now, before we get properly started, who’ll give me £10 for what’s on my mind?” (that phrase, “what’s on my mind”, was always the same). And basically they were flogging a mystery box, invariably containing a few trashy trinkets worth a fraction of the cost.
Any chump who bought one would then be escorted out of the shop before opening it, on the pretence that the bargains on offer in these sales were so great that they were limited to one per person. (There was always security on the door, sometimes even cops. There’s nothing intrinsically illegal about selling mystery boxes, even mainstream chainstores still do it today.)
And that was basically it. The ringmaster would delay and delay, punting more mystery boxes and never actually getting to the bit where you could buy a specific item at a specific price, and after a couple of hours the event would close down and the would-be customers would disperse in disgruntlement.
Alert readers will be familiar with this site’s ongoing quest for an explanation as to why controversy-plagued charity LGBT Youth Scotland continues to operate in dozens of Scottish primary and even nursery schools, pushing gender ideology onto children as young as four despite only having a remit to support 13-25-year-olds.
Last month we were, to coin a phrase, stonewalled by Scotland’s charity regulator, the OSCR, but we filed a review request and today we received – a couple of weeks past the deadline – a response.
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Mark Beggan on Irony you can’t buy: “@Jay Yes indeed. That opens a whole box of worms.” Mar 21, 09:24
James Che on Irony you can’t buy: “Scotland was dissolved from the 1707 treaty with England the same year it signed the treaty 1707 by the monarch…” Mar 21, 09:21
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “Zero self awareness Yankie jurno to Trump “Iran executed three (Mossy spies) people last week – what you going to…” Mar 21, 09:15
Jay on Irony you can’t buy: “Mark: also ‘ideology of dependency’ (ref. your final sentence)?” Mar 21, 09:13
James Che on Irony you can’t buy: “Scotland is a independent country, Its the Scots brain that is under captivity.” Mar 21, 09:09
Jay on Irony you can’t buy: “Mark: seems arguable that the principal reason for Queer Squirmer being Labour leader/PM is his commitment to the hebrew section…” Mar 21, 09:08
Northcode on Irony you can’t buy: “The Scottish Parliamentary election in May is just English trickery designed to fool the Scots into believing they have choices…” Mar 21, 09:08
James Cheyne on Irony you can’t buy: ““We must not take this parliament of England in Scotland for granted”. Is the full text, or should read as…” Mar 21, 09:04
Jay on Irony you can’t buy: “Mark, is that also ideology of dependency ( with ref. to final sentence)?” Mar 21, 08:43
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “Yer just looking for attention eh? “Unheard of. Never been done. No one had the balls.” That’s because it’s against…” Mar 21, 08:40
Northcode on Irony you can’t buy: “It is a simple message, but one the majority of brain-washed Scots don’t appear to comprehend. Here it is again……” Mar 21, 08:33
Mark Beggan on Irony you can’t buy: “Sturgeon would have right at home under the Iranian regime. She would have been a rising Star.” Mar 21, 08:30
Mark Beggan on Irony you can’t buy: “Yep and he caved into Mandelson and the Pakistani Grooming Gangs. His wife is Jewish. Maybe she bitch slapped him…” Mar 21, 08:09
Mark Beggan on Irony you can’t buy: “It’s the year 2015 and the Scots are betrayed by their own elite and handed a death sentence to be…” Mar 21, 07:52
Northcode on Irony you can’t buy: ““After a time,” said old Mathers disregarding me, “I mercifully perceived the errors of my ways and the unhappy destination…” Mar 21, 07:48
Wally Jumblatt on Irony you can’t buy: “Thatcher was a necessary evil, presumably you didnt live in pre-Thatcher times. The unions destroyed industry in this country. That’s…” Mar 21, 07:35
Northcode on Irony you can’t buy: “The year is 1707. The Scots are betrayed by their own elite and handed a death sentence. A death sentence…” Mar 21, 07:32
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “I bet nobody on ITN was stupid enough to suggest that the whole of Kent should be quarantined given that…” Mar 21, 06:51
GM on Irony you can’t buy: “Time will expose all. I hope so Lothianlad. I see my beloved country as a place that rewards human scum…” Mar 21, 03:30
Young Lochinvar on Looking up at the stars: “Not so quick now Baby Beggars.. You do recall how similar in Iraq and Afghanistan turned out don’t you? No…” Mar 21, 02:09
Young Lochinvar on Irony you can’t buy: “Ian Maybe this was the plan all along Inflame trends in “Kurskland” to tip the hair trigger “R”s into action…” Mar 21, 01:50
Young Lochinvar on Irony you can’t buy: “MB Baby Beggars seems apt don’t you think?” Mar 21, 01:12
Iain More on Irony you can’t buy: “I see that Starmer has caved into the Child Rapist Trump and the Jewish State.” Mar 21, 01:04
Cynicus on Irony you can’t buy: “Christine says “ […psychopaths] get what they want mostly through manipulation. Sturgeon was Commander in Chief who inflicted her cruel…” Mar 21, 00:42
robertkknight on Irony you can’t buy: “More neck than Melman the giraffe! If there’s any justice in this world she’s due at the very least a…” Mar 20, 21:38
George Ferguson on Irony you can’t buy: “Another post disappeared into the ether. I have worked out it out. A defunct 5 year old e mail account…” Mar 20, 21:15