There really isn’t very much of a news story in this morning’s Sun “exclusive” that some Labour MPs say they’d quit the party rather than work with the SNP should the electorate deliver such a result in May. One told the paper:
Those of us who remember the parade of furious Scottish Labour figures going on TV and openly threatening to scupper any “rainbow coalition” involving the Nats in 2010, thereby ensuring that David Cameron and George Osborne came to power, won’t be the least bit surprised at the sheer depth of hatred and jealous rage that consumes Labour’s branch office in North Britain when the SNP are mentioned.
And there’s nothing eyebrow-raisingly new in Scottish Labour’s spiteful determination that if Scots vote against the Conservatives – but not for Labour – they should be punished with Tory governments. It’s the standard policy of electoral blackmail that the party has deployed against the rise of rivals from the left for years, and which it’s now also turning against the Greens south of the border.
But there is a telling phrase in that short quote.
It’s somehow fitting that the lead article on Labour Hame today is headed by a lie before it even starts – an offer to join the party for £1 that takes you to a page where it actually costs five times as much.
(We’d noticed days ago that the much-hyped £1 offer had been quietly dumped after just a month, but it appears that nobody in the Scottish branch office thought to keep poor hapless Labour Hame in the loop.)
The article below, though, is remarkably even more dishonest.
It gets clearer with every passing day that Scottish Labour’s chief election strategy is to assume that Scottish voters are goldfish. There’s no other explanation for a piece in yesterday’s Courier on the SNP’s Jamie Hepburn’s call for the implementation of a 2009 report into which sporting events should be protected from pay-TV broadcasters.
The article concluded with some comments from Labour.
You almost have to grudgingly admire the sheer bull-headed tenacity of their dogged determination to prove once and for all to the people of Scotland that Labour think they’re dribbling gullible morons.
So, an experiment. Here on Wings we don’t tend to deal very much in specific political issues, other than independence. We’re not aligned to any party, and our primary goal is to see Scotland become a national democracy in which all voices can be heard. We happen to be on the left of the political spectrum, but that’s neither here nor there while Scotland’s politics are at the mercy of the whims of voters elsewhere.
But just for a change of pace at the weekends, when there tends not to be much happening, we thought we might try having a space where broader ideas can be debated outwith the framework of the constitutional debate or party politics. If there’s something you’d like to talk about in front of a sizeable audience, drop us a line.
To give you an idea of what we mean, we’re going to start off by outlining a personal pet idea we’ve had for years, and which is an attempt to tackle one of Scotland’s most toxic problems – alcohol abuse. It’s a simple concept, it’s cheap to implement, it doesn’t punish the innocent and it seems like it’d work. See what you think.
A quick rhetorical question, readers: if, as Labour endlessly claim, the Tories want the SNP to win seats in Scotland in order to stop Ed Miliband being PM, why are most of the Scottish columnists in the right-wing press calling on Scots to vote Labour?
One of the most interesting things about the recent Ashcroft polls is the flurry of articles they’ve provoked in the media, as London-based political commentators try to outdo each other in displaying their complete ignorance of Scottish politics.
It’s eerily reminiscent of the sudden surge of activity when the gaps in referendum polls reached margin-of-error levels, and metropolitan journalists suddenly realised that Scotland was taking the referendum far more seriously than they were.
But amid all the outpourings of grief and befuddlement, it’s startling how little analysis there really is into why the UK is in the situation it currently is. And it’s odd because the answer isn’t the least bit complicated.
Only a few diehards in the press are still clinging this morning to the Labour fiction we exposed yesterday, namely the flat-out empirical falsehood that “the biggest party gets to form a government” in the event of a hung Parliament.
Geri on Pandora’s Campervan: “Cause then people have to talk, under oath. & They can’t have that sort of thing. It’d be unpredictable who’d…” Jun 3, 00:36
Young Lochinvar on Pandora’s Campervan: “CC Probably because big Unionist politicians receive eye watering donations so are “already in the money”. Don’t get me wrong,…” Jun 3, 00:28
Cynicus on Pandora’s Campervan: ““…. like Stalin’s granny …. “ ========= There is a real blast from the past! It is usually applied to…” Jun 3, 00:21
Anthem on Pandora’s Campervan: “Just a thought. I wonder if anyone has considered that the alphabeties or Liz Lloyd has been in receipt of…” Jun 3, 00:10
James on Pandora’s Campervan: “Spot on, Alf. The usual suspects disagree. For obvious reasons.” Jun 3, 00:08
Colin Dawson on Pandora’s Campervan: “ISTR that SNP MSPs and MPs were each required to donate £250 per month from their salaries to cover SNP…” Jun 2, 23:40
Oneliner on Pandora’s Campervan: “Good one Alf. That’ll bring the post-imperial sentimentalists out.” Jun 2, 23:30
TURABDIN on Pandora’s Campervan: “Prof Malcolm Chalmers, deputy director of the Royal United Services Institute, said the Scottish National Party (SNP) would be forced…” Jun 2, 23:28
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Patrick Roden on Pandora’s Campervan: “The thing that really makes my piss boil, is that We now know for 100% certain that the people who…” Jun 2, 21:16
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Andrew Morton on Pandora’s Campervan: “Re Frank Waring’s comment, it certainly is a criminal offence to raise money for a specific purpose only to use…” Jun 2, 20:44
Captain Caveman on Pandora’s Campervan: ““The unionist media have been wanking themselves blind in excitement over this. And why shouldn’t they?” Well, yes. Why indeed.” Jun 2, 20:20
Onlooker on Pandora’s Campervan: “If you’re part-head honcho of a party, and don’t like being so, with your wife being the main (s)limelight-dweller…and if…” Jun 2, 19:49
Onlooker on Pandora’s Campervan: “The unionist media have been wanking themselves blind in excitement over this. And why shouldn’t they? That bastard Murrell handed…” Jun 2, 19:45
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agentx on Pandora’s Campervan: “I have no interest in your colonialism rubbish. Swinney is in charge of Scotland – a Country.” Jun 2, 19:05
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Bob Johnston on Pandora’s Campervan: “I thought Grace Mugabe, sorry Peter Murrell, look quite untroubled in court. Then I remembered the missing quarter of a…” Jun 2, 18:13
Terry on Pandora’s Campervan: “Woo hoo! Just seen you on stv news. Fantastic! If ever there was an embodiment of the saying “the truth…” Jun 2, 18:10
Dan on Pandora’s Campervan: “Well, I can recall with interest Craig Murray stating there may have been something bigger in the mix when the…” Jun 2, 18:07
Alf Baird on Pandora’s Campervan: ““this stupid guy is in charge of a Country!” Correction, he is heading up a colonial administration which by its…” Jun 2, 17:47
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