Wherever you find giants, you also find parasites, bottom-feeders and carrion. When a mighty lion dies in the jungle, tiny creeping crawling maggots and insects and bacteria feast gleefully on its corpse for many days.
Which naturally brings us to the Scottish media.
The above paragraphs of cowardly innuendo and baseless speculative smearing were penned by Severin Carrell and Libby Brooks in the Guardian on Monday. (They’re not from the ironically-headed “Appreciation” that the same two hacks wrote for Sunday’s Observer, in which they audaciously claimed that Salmond’s success was down to Nicola Sturgeon).
They sneakily imply that Salmond was guilty not only of the sexual assaults of which he was cleared in court, but also of an unspecified number of unnamed others, and make assertions of “disturbing evidence about his personal conduct” without specifying what that evidence or conduct might have been.
Everyone even remotely connected to Scottish politics has known for months that the below is the case. It’s an open secret.
But what’s playing out right now is something much bigger than the fate of one or two or three individuals. It’s the entire future of the credibility of Scotland’s justice system.
Just a quick bit of housekeeping here with regard to the new Wings comments section, which offers far more functionality but has also attracted a few complaints because it’s no longer a straight chronology of oldest-to-newest tweets.
(We could actually change that back, but the cost would be losing the ability to reply directly to individual comments, which is a big loss, so we’re leaving it as it is for now.)
To those beefing because that means you can’t now immediately tell which comments are new, a couple of helpful pointers. The easiest way to fix the problem is a simple one: keep the tab open.
If you keep the most recent page open in a tab on your browser, the Comment Bubble (visible at the bottom left of that pic) will keep track of all new comments – it refreshes every 30 seconds – and highlight them for you in yellow until you’ve read them.
(The little orange circle should take you to the first unread one if you click it.)
Sadly the Bubble stops working if you close the tab or navigate to a new page from it, but since most people have scores of tabs open at a time that shouldn’t be a problem. So there you go.
When times are quiet in Scottish politics, as they currently are, our favourite genre of story is “mainstream press belatedly catches up with Wings Over Scotland”. And so to this morning’s front page splash in the Sunday Mail.
The rumour mill has been grinding about Operation Branchform developments again in the last few days, although we’ve seen too many false dawns now to get overly excited about that. But the Mail’s story sounded awfully familiar.
While we get on with some tinkering behind the scenes in the absence of any Scottish political news – we have an exciting new comment system and the Contact form finally works again! – readers may wish to enjoy the full marathon three-and-a-quarter hours of last month’s fun indyref anniversary event at the Glasgow Science Centre.
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sarah on Why genocide is brilliant: “Chocolate Bath Olivers – that’s what you should go for, Rev. Superb.” Jun 4, 16:33
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Owen Mullions on Why genocide is brilliant: “James Kelly on SGP and one of his daily ‘Stu’s a unionist and disnae care aboot Gaza’ rants .” Jun 4, 16:05
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Dan on And No Great Mischief Should They Fall: “@ Hatey Your presumption that it turned into an echo chamber is wrong. I never put anybody onto the awkward…” Jun 4, 15:41
Confused on Why genocide is brilliant: “more seriously, genocide by famine is the way to go, the sophisticated way – pioneered by the english in ireland,…” Jun 4, 15:11
Eddie Munster on And No Great Mischief Should They Fall: “It was English students that chased him into the pub. Last time he was corrected by everyone, as he claimed…” Jun 4, 15:07
Confused on And No Great Mischief Should They Fall: “The cost of union, in blood, is oddly overlooked when we obsess over oil fields and whisky and electricity and…” Jun 4, 15:07
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Jim Thomson on Why genocide is brilliant: “Uh-huh – totally Godly. Last time we saw them must be about 20 years ago now. Been trying to locate…” Jun 4, 15:04
Andy Ellis on Why genocide is brilliant: “Don’t get them started FFS! Wait til they find out how much the Vietnamese took to croissant’s…..never mind the Scottish…” Jun 4, 15:04
Insider on Why genocide is brilliant: “Post-colonial studies tell us (1) “biscuits can often be regarded as a metaphor for the reverse manifestation of the colonial…” Jun 4, 14:53
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Rev. Stuart Campbell on Why genocide is brilliant: “Woah, woah – chocolate Garibaldis?” Jun 4, 14:42
Skip_NC on Why genocide is brilliant: “Statistically, a sample of 1,007 is a fair representation of the views of 5.5 million people, within a small margin…” Jun 4, 14:42
Rev. Stuart Campbell on Why genocide is brilliant: “I don’t see any chains holding you down, Robert.” Jun 4, 14:42
Jim Thomson on Why genocide is brilliant: “Chocolate Garibaldi’s – Hen’s teeth territory and, slightly OT – WHY did Rowntrees (or whoever) stop production/distribution in UK of…” Jun 4, 14:41
Alf Baird on And No Great Mischief Should They Fall: ““which is worse, an Englishman, or a unionist Scot?” Postcolonial theory suggests the latter: “The recently assimilated (native) …push a…” Jun 4, 14:32
katielass42 on And No Great Mischief Should They Fall: “Their voting rights were given to the managers of the Care Homes. Their voting papers came in, were handed out…” Jun 4, 14:31
Ian on Why genocide is brilliant: “James is going to get another 10 articles out of this alone.” Jun 4, 14:20
robertkknight on Why genocide is brilliant: “Ok, I’ll bite… What’s the connection/reference???” Jun 4, 14:12