It’s the second sunny day in Bath since last September, readers, so we’re going to go out and feed the wildlife, but we thought you’d enjoy a quick roundup of some of the distractions the Sturgeonite elements of the Scottish media are punting today in a desperate attempt to avoid dealing with the devastating contents of Alex Salmond’s epic evidence session at the Fabiani inquiry on Friday.
Sorry, folks, we had a minor medical emergency today (veteran readers can probably guess in which category) and haven’t been quite as on top of events as we’d like.
So terrible was it that the SNP had a backup plan to distract from it – a nonsense of a press release from SNP chief operating officer Sue Ruddick in which she made an allegation about a supposed “act of physical aggression” by Alex Salmond.
The following statement has been issued in response. It’s an eye-opener.
Earlier this week we noticed the curious lack of media coverage of the “Devo Nano” report. As the document spelling out Labour’s “more powers” offer to Scotland in the event of a No vote, its release was ostensibly the most important milestone so far in the independence debate, so we found it very strange to see it get such a muted reception, particularly from the Daily Record.
Two days later the explanation arrived, in the form of the so-called “Red Paper”. Described by some journalists as a “mini-manifesto”, it was a 64-page uncosted wishlist of vague feelgood notions like reducing child poverty. (A brave, daring and controversial step there to be sure.) And this time the papers were all over it.
Some of the more cynical independence supporters among our readership may today be asking themselves “What is it that Labour are trying to bury today with all this ludicrously farcical ‘Labour For Independence’ business?”
Mike Russell, currently at the centre of controversy over his appointment as chair of the Scottish Land Commission, hit the political big stage during Scotland’s first ever SNP administration under Alex Salmond, whom, in turn, Mike had previously seen into office as Salmond’s campaign manager.
In 2007 he was appointed as Minister for Environment, then in 2009 he became the Minister for Culture, External Affairs and the Constitution, and his conventional ministerial career concluded when he went on to replace Fiona Hyslop as Cabinet Secretary for Education and Lifelong Learning until the end of 2014.
Following the 2014 independence vote, the pre-referendum era ended with Salmond’s dignified (albeit temporary) stage exit; Nicola Sturgeon took the helm and began to reform what had been left to her by her predecessor.
A core pillar of Sturgeon’s centrist reform was the construction of an almost entirely opaque ivory tower of power from which both SNP and the state would run their covert affairs with subversive, centralizing, strong-arm granularity, cleverly camouflaging its sinister implications from the public through cult-of-personality media management.
Instrumental in this, among a very few select others, was Mike Russell.
There’s still nothing happening in Scottish politics, so inspired by the Hieland Coo from yesterday’s godawful Economist front-page story, and for those of you who don’t use Twitter, and by reader request, meet some of my new friends from the last couple of weeks of strolling around Bath, guarding against ursine incursion.
James Gardner on The Unbargain Bin: “Susan Aitken hus wan tae…..” Nov 24, 00:11
Astonished on The Unbargain Bin: “Mac – Superb. Laughing my socks off.” Nov 23, 22:31
Astonished on The Unbargain Bin: “I am really hoping that one becomes a reality.” Nov 23, 22:28
sarah on The Unbargain Bin: “O/T Has anyone seen the latest Inde-Car you tube? Someone is getting excited because apparently Inde-Car says we’ll be independent…” Nov 23, 22:14
SteepBrae on The Unbargain Bin: “A Tangled Web Anonymous” Nov 23, 21:29
Young Lochinvar on The Unbargain Bin: “Yes They are certainly having their own wee Bud Light/ Democrats/ Jaguar/ NuSNP/ S Greens (aka the Khymer Vert) moment…” Nov 23, 21:16
Mac on The Unbargain Bin: “Tinker, Tailor, Tr@it0r, Cunt. By Angus Le Robertson.” Nov 23, 20:56
Young Lochinvar on The Unbargain Bin: “There have been some clever belters today but this one is my favourite.” Nov 23, 20:18
Dumbarton Rock on The Unbargain Bin: “Well if you put your brain in gear, maybe you’d be able to work it out. You could start with…” Nov 23, 20:13
Mark Beggan on The Unbargain Bin: “The case of the pregnant man. How to be a legend in your own toilet. And other stories Forwarded by…” Nov 23, 19:50
SteepBrae on The Unbargain Bin: “I Vow To Thee, My Country by Murray Foote” Nov 23, 19:32
Mia on The Unbargain Bin: “from the “I do not recall” series: “50 ways of deflecting a question” and from the “Professional dentistry” series: “how…” Nov 23, 19:24
Mia on The Unbargain Bin: ““Mission betrayal” Series Part 1: “The Stone of Destiny giveaway” by Humza Yousaf” Nov 23, 19:11
Oneliner on The Unbargain Bin: “The Fundlimundals of Politics: Jim Murphy Leak House: Liz Lloyd The Puppeteer’s Manual: Angus Robertson Scotland’s GDP – The Audited…” Nov 23, 19:10
twathater on The Unbargain Bin: “Why was I deported and ridiculed, by Maggie Chapman/he/her/them/those” Nov 23, 18:05
twathater on The Unbargain Bin: “The disappearing magic money trick performed and written by Nicoliar Amoral” Nov 23, 18:00
twathater on The Unbargain Bin: “Chris another belter of a toon , but you have serious competition on the book titles ,trust WOS readers and…” Nov 23, 17:55
TURABDIN on The Unbargain Bin: “HOW I STOPPED WORRYING AND LEARNED TO EMBRACE MY INNER UNIONIST. Baroness STURGEON of Dreghorn. Oy veh!” Nov 23, 17:54
Mia on The Unbargain Bin: ““The Ermine Scavenger” By Iain Blackford” Nov 23, 17:27
Republicofscotland on The Unbargain Bin: “So the greedy troughing treacherous b*stard Stephen Flynn – has now ruled out sticking his snout into two troughs one…” Nov 23, 17:25
Tenruh on The Unbargain Bin: “Liz Lloyd Mission Accomplished” Nov 23, 17:23
Mia on The Unbargain Bin: “New titles from “The Mole Apprentice Series” : “The mystery of the hacked emails” and “The negative impact of verbal…” Nov 23, 17:18
Frank Gillougley on The Unbargain Bin: “Dear 100%, the point is that satire is as close to the truth as you’ll get these days by showing…” Nov 23, 17:14
znovak on The Unbargain Bin: ““What is a woman? A Schroedinger cervix mystery.” by Starmer” Nov 23, 17:11
Republicofscotland on The Unbargain Bin: “You missed out the book titled Chris Cairns – Dodging Work on Saturday’s at Wings.” Nov 23, 17:08
George Ferguson on The Unbargain Bin: “Why Einsteins Theory of Relativity and Science is inappropriate by Nicola Sturgeon” Nov 23, 17:07
TURABDIN on The Unbargain Bin: “SLOW PENETRATION. by M. I. Phibes In certain quarters that might be a best seller. ” Nov 23, 16:58
Mark Beggan on The Unbargain Bin: “The Campervan Diaries Che Guivara” Nov 23, 16:53
sarah on The Unbargain Bin: “She’s a good pal of She Who Must Be Obeyed.” Nov 23, 16:48