As a journalist, readers, sometimes you want to pep a story up a bit. From time to time, it’s perfectly legitimate to sensationalise a relatively minor aspect of something in order to draw attention to a worthwhile but intrinsically dull subject.
At other times, you find yourself in the strange position of having to talk a subject down as much as you can, because if you simply report the facts calmly and neutrally it’ll sound so outrageous and ridiculous and deranged that everyone will think you’ve gone full-on, tinfoil-hat, pencils-up-the-nose insane.
(We haven’t had any contact from Twitter about it, people just noticed the account was live again last night and told us about it, so we don’t know what the reason was.)
It’s still quite a shocking read even half a decade down the line.
We’ve only actually had 93 posts on trans issues in those five years, or an average of about one every three weeks. We know it feels like more. And we know that some of you thought we’d gone mad when we started warning about it.
But hopefully some of you have realised just what’s at stake, and even if you don’t care about that, how much it might cost the cause of independence. We really hope we can stop talking about it soon, if only so we don’t keep getting banned from Twitter.
In May 2016, this site published one of the most unfortunately prescient articles in its history. It didn’t actually use the words “woke” or “cancelled”, which weren’t yet in common parlance, but its purpose was very much to warn of the puritan, censorious, hyper-intolerant and catastrophically destructive culture they came to embody.
At the time Nicola Sturgeon had only been First Minister for a year and a half and there were few signs that she was that movement’s commander – or, those inclined to a more charitable outlook than us might posit, its prisoner. It would be two more years before she detonated the bomb that really shattered the unity of the Yes movement when she attempted to fit up Alex Salmond over fake allegations of sexual assaults.
But last night and this morning I was struck by an unexpected pang of pity for the fanatical, fundamentalist Twitler Youth rainbow stormtroopers who make up Sturgeon’s ideological frontline. Sympathy for the little devils, you might say.
And since it’s a somewhat rare feeling, it seemed worth a little exploration.
It’s manifestly obvious to anyone paying any amount of attention to Scottish politics that the current Holyrood chamber is stuffed to the gills with otherwise-unemployable dum-dums. When we recently had cause to go through the entire roster of 129, the number who leapt out as either vaguely honourable or even just halfway-competent didn’t require us to take our shoes off to count.
(Indeed, speaking as a professional Scottish politics website about a thousand times more interested in this stuff than normal people, the number of expenses-guzzling seatwarmers we’d never even heard of was more than a little disturbing.)
So these figures from a Panelbase poll this month – which was conducted BEFORE the grim scenes around the SNP’s Gender Recognition Reform bill – can only be explained in two ways: either people have become accustomed to very low standards, or (more likely) people don’t pay that much attention to politics.
But there’s a much more interesting story in the numbers.
It was already quite bold/crass to equate “letting rapists change their legal sex so their victim has to refer to them as ‘she’ in court” with the life’s work of Nelson Mandela.
But the punchline was still a chef’s kiss to treasure.
Religious figures normally restrict their political commentary to matters within their obvious remit, such as poverty and inequality, for which they can cite plentiful scripture about rich men and the eyes of needles and whatnot. We’re unaware of any passages in the Bible relating to the constitutional implications of the Scotland Act 1998.
Moderator in the Church Of Scotland is a ceremonial role lasting only 12 months, but Dr Iain Greenshields has attempted to put his stamp on it (one for the folks at home, there) by opining that a UK general election – and he was quite specific about meaning a UK one – is not an appropriate means of achieving Scotland’s independence.
From his quoted comments in the Times piece it’s not clear whether he’s some sort of ecumenical Kenny Farquharson who just wants Scots to shut up and vote Labour again, or a radical Yes supporter attempting to subtly influence the SNP towards a Holyrood plebiscite instead. But either way, for such a traditionally-neutral figure to come out with such an unexpectedly blunt political opinion is perhaps a sign of just what a terrible idea using a Westminster election to decide Scotland’s future is.
I’ll be honest, readers, I’m so exhausted from despising the sickening nonce-panderers of the SNP this week that I can’t summon the energy to write any more about them. So I’m going to hand over to some other people.
All pics are links so that you can read full threads, see context and access any linked articles, and all these people are worth following.
The last few days have been perhaps the most turbulent in the entire history of the modern Scottish Parliament. Proceedings have been suspended repeatedly, members of the public thrown out and threatened with arrest, filibusters attempted, carol services cancelled, tempers frayed and sittings going on until the wee small hours.
All of this has happened in the service of the policy that the SNP has made its flagship priority for the last two years and more – the destruction not only of women’s rights, but of the very CONCEPT of a woman.
So you’d imagine the party would have been tweeting about it constantly, keeping its supporters informed about all the dramatic events and the progress of the bill, if only to reassure them that they were determined to get it passed before the Christmas break come what may.
And yet strangely, up until it retweeted a tweet from The National about the bill finally passing a few minutes ago, the SNP Twitter account had not made a single mention of the Gender Recognition Reform Bill in the entirety of the last week.
It certainly hadn’t been quiet – it’s been churning out scores and scores of tweets on subjects from the NHS to Rwanda deportations, the COP15 summit, Brexit, early learning, FMQs, winter fuel payments, International Human Solidarity Day, train fares, independence polls, the Jewish holiday of Chanukah, free school meals, income tax, drugs, net zero, industrial disputes, the cost of living and dozens more.
Cynicus on Failure To Learn: “Alf Baird says: 6 January, 2026 at 10:41 pm “‘the USA being the most powerful and arguably the most successful…” Jan 7, 03:14
Young Lochinvar on And every day was exactly the same: “Wilma Flintstone @ “when she should have been at work” Well well well self-projecting captain of industry: what a joy…” Jan 7, 02:18
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Failure To Learn: “I suppose redaction could be seen as a bureaucratic skill.” Jan 6, 23:16
100%Yes on Failure To Learn: “Its funny when the SNP has a message it turns to YouTube but always turns of the comments.” Jan 6, 23:01
Alf Baird on Failure To Learn: ““the USA being the most powerful and arguably the most successful colonial enterprise ever in the history of the world”…” Jan 6, 22:41
Alf Baird on Failure To Learn: “Yes Fearghas, “the vein of cynicism” was not there in 2021. It is now, hence the ever widening gulf between…” Jan 6, 22:11
TURABDIN on Failure To Learn: “ANOTHER FAILURE TO LEARN. Bullies never do. https://archive.is/ciPoa” Jan 6, 22:01
100%Yes on Failure To Learn: “Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh, you are so brave to sit and listen to John Swinney and watch it to the very end.…” Jan 6, 21:45
100%Yes on Failure To Learn: “Was the event funded by blackrock investments. The man doesn’t know what way to turn, he’s got that many people…” Jan 6, 21:40
Hatey McHateface on Failure To Learn: “The irony of the USA being the most powerful and arguably the most successful colonial enterprise ever in the history…” Jan 6, 21:40
Hatey McHateface on Failure To Learn: “Then again, US aggression against a European state might not trigger a war. Not a few European states have been…” Jan 6, 21:35
Hatey McHateface on Failure To Learn: “Xaracen If I concede every point you make in your post, then what then? I have this feeling of deja…” Jan 6, 21:28
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Failure To Learn: “There IS a parallel universe… ‘SNP will build a NATIONAL MOVEMENT OF HOPE in 2026’ – Speech by JOHN SWINNEY…” Jan 6, 21:27
Bilbo on Failure To Learn: “Won’t be happening. Too many addicted to American Netflix, Amazon, YouTube, Meta etc.” Jan 6, 21:23
TURABDIN on Failure To Learn: “US AGRESSION against a European state might trigger a war. European leaders have indicated that an American annexation would be…” Jan 6, 21:08
100%Yes on Failure To Learn: “What the fuck has Greenland to do with Denmark another colonial bull shit. When Starmer said its up to Greenland…” Jan 6, 20:32
Xaracen on Failure To Learn: “Hatey, the point was never the franchise. Pre-Union Scotland had its own constitutional machinery, and it worked well enough on…” Jan 6, 20:15
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “Even Mods can become Rockers: www.youtube.com/watchv=Jtb10ZwbReY Moon’s skinwork from about 7.30 up to the big finish is memorable.” Jan 6, 19:33
Hatey McHateface on Failure To Learn: “Good luck boycotting WCs in this weather. When it’s Baltic and you gotta go, you gotta go!” Jan 6, 18:41
Iain More on List Voting For Cretins: “SNP and Greens along with the other Yoon Parties are traitors to Scotland” Jan 6, 18:31
Iain More on Failure To Learn: “We should be boycotting NAZI USA WC” Jan 6, 18:29
Hatey McHateface on Failure To Learn: “Everybody is ignoring the announcement that our glorious Scottish MSPs have just announced they’re all getting an extra £3K (4.3%)…” Jan 6, 18:28
Aidan on Failure To Learn: “James I can actually smell you through the comments BTL mate, go sort yourself out” Jan 6, 18:24
Willie on Failure To Learn: “Who pays for the bribe. Its an extra days holiday with pay. For the public sector there’s no shortage of…” Jan 6, 17:47
Xaracen on Failure To Learn: “Hatey said; “Try to be consistent, Xaracen. It helps prop up the mirage you know what you’re on about. “the…” Jan 6, 17:43
Aidan on Failure To Learn: ““ The UN hasn’t evaluated Scotland’s circumstances, and the evaluation is not as simplistic as you pretend. Your reliance on…” Jan 6, 17:21
100%Yes on Failure To Learn: “https://macualraig.substack.com/p/is-this-the-end-of-liberation-scotlandsalvo” Jan 6, 17:19
BigJay on Failure To Learn: “Donald, the Haiti v. Scotland match kicks off at 0200hrs on Sunday, 14th of June. The proposed public holiday will…” Jan 6, 14:37
Hatey McHateface on Failure To Learn: “Dinna fash yersel, James. Alf’s posts are never intended for you.” Jan 6, 14:25
Hatey McHateface on Failure To Learn: ““There is a word for such behaviour” Only one? Surely their should be two? One English and one Scots? Try…” Jan 6, 14:19