Oily SNP MP John Nicolson – a man who was pompous and condescending even as a teenager presenting Open To Question in the 1980s – this week posted an extended and theatrical Twitter rant at the fine Herald and National columnist Kevin McKenna.
Alert readers may recall our last foray into Freedom Of Information requests, when a couple of weeks ago we belatedly received a peculiarly evasive response from Police Scotland with regard to a meeting in February between the then-Chief Constable, Deputy Chief Constable and the justice secretary Keith Brown.
We duly followed it up with an FOI to the Scottish Government for Keith Brown’s official diary on that day – just about the most mundane, run-of-the-mill request possible. We expected nothing remarkable, just a short list of meetings, fully corroborating what we were told by Police Scotland.
Goodness knows we could all do with some cheering up at the moment, so let’s have a momentary change of tone and kick today off with a chuckle or two.
We’ve been working a bit too hard lately, and yesterday’s Wings post went to press with an unprecedented FOUR errors in it, including an “is is” instead of “it is”, a “more far” in place of a “far more” and a “strata” where there should have been a “stratum”. We’re deeply ashamed, and thanks to the alert Wings readers – including our mum – who swiftly drew our attention to them.
The most embarrassing clanger was this one, which we fixed promptly:
So imagine our surprise when we were reading this morning’s Scottish press.
Some years ago while working in the NHS I investigated a situation where a group of very senior staff colluded in an attempt to cover up the misdeeds of a colleague, in the full knowledge of the devastating effect their dishonesty would have.
Yet in amongst that betrayal of professional ethical values one person’s integrity could not be swayed and they spoke the candid truth. I don’t know how it affected them in the long run, but it was clear that integrity mattered to them and doing the wrong thing was a burden they were unwilling to carry.
Anyway, their courage to hold firm to these principles impressed me and chimed with the values I believe are absolutely necessary when you are charged with responsibility over the lives of others: honesty, integrity and a strong sense of justice.
As the SNP burns down around their ears, nothing stops the gravy bus. But even as they gallivant gaily around another “Tartan Week” junket in the USA, one might have thought the Constitution Minister would have shied away from this particular photo-op.
Alert readers may be familiar with the market research and polling company Progress Scotland. Readers of The National certainly will be, as the semi-newspaper has run over 120 stories about it, most of them around the company’s creation in early 2019.
The company was formed by Angus Robertson, at the time an unemployed former SNP MP after he lost his Moray seat in the 2017 election, and its stated goal was to persuade those not yet fully decided.
Chas on Response Level Upgrade: “I assume that you would include the esteemed professor in the group that seek to ‘polish their own reflection?” Jun 16, 13:58
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Another critic of poot killed. We don’t have to look far to see real oppression, real tyranny, real denial of…” Jun 16, 13:48
Southernbystander on Response Level Upgrade: “It’s a famous quotation from a quintessentially Scottish film, as you know, Nothcode, and a silly play on words of…” Jun 16, 13:23
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: ““It’s clear that the Americans love the Scots” It’s wonderful what you can imagine if you pretend no Americans are…” Jun 16, 13:11
Ebok on Response Level Upgrade: “‘Trying to bring all those figures under one umbrella is always going to be a doomed enterprise…’ Evidently, my sarcasm…” Jun 16, 13:09
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Perhaps you have missed those occasions when “real folk” exemplar and champion, Northy, self-identified as a thousand year old, space…” Jun 16, 13:03
Confused on Response Level Upgrade: “your reading comprehension does you shame, as usual” Jun 16, 13:02
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: ““word-salad nonsense” Brilliant. But not for the reason you will assume.” Jun 16, 12:51
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: ““It’s shite being Scottish (Fanni)” You must be very proud of your magnificent contribution to this thread’s ‘conversation’, Inglis. Racism…” Jun 16, 12:50
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: ““independence not as a matter of politics but as a matter of national culture; which is what we see in…” Jun 16, 12:48
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Wow! A raft of educational and informative posts since 10 AM this morning, mapping out the route to Indy, along…” Jun 16, 12:44
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “Well, that’s very kind of you to say so. However, I couldn’t care less about England’s self-inflicted woes and am…” Jun 16, 12:39
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “Aye, Alf, it is a joy to see Scots fans enjoying themselves and showing Scotland in such a magnificent light.…” Jun 16, 12:33
Confused on Response Level Upgrade: “The cry of the middle class everywhere seems to be : I’VE GOT A GOOD JOB – THE SYSTEM WORKS…” Jun 16, 12:22
Spartan 117 on Response Level Upgrade: “The above groups you list are part of the Soviet-style State Culcha Engineering who’s aim is to tell us and…” Jun 16, 12:13
Alf Baird on Response Level Upgrade: ““the complete failure of the members of his illustrious roll call” Fanon explains independence not as a matter of politics…” Jun 16, 12:03
Spartan 117 on Response Level Upgrade: “A good post Northcode that sums up my perception also of the political classes and their supporters both in the…” Jun 16, 11:49
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “Watch out for this bunch… the cultural-NGO-creative class. Because whether they know it not not this is the layer of…” Jun 16, 11:44
Southernbystander on Response Level Upgrade: “‘It’s shite being Scottish’ (Fanni)” Jun 16, 11:30
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “I have been moved to pen my deeper thoughts on Scottish independence after reading the Mark Saunders piece that was…” Jun 16, 10:55
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Memmi to the rescue! You haven’t addressed Ebok’s point, Alf, which is the complete failure of the members of his…” Jun 16, 10:30
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “Whilst there are some serious and competent people on that list (e.g. Joanna Cherry) there are equally quite a number…” Jun 16, 10:28
Southernbystander on Response Level Upgrade: “You’re imagining a Springtime for Hitler scenario, hmm yes, it could be a disaster, securing the Union forever. Maybe in…” Jun 16, 10:25
Alf Baird on Response Level Upgrade: ““our latest convert: George Galloway” Yes, in a colony even ‘the more assimilated native starts to become uncomfortable with events’…” Jun 16, 10:08
Cynicus on Response Level Upgrade: “your list omits our latest convert: George Galloway.” Jun 16, 09:32
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “@Southernbystander I note you completely ignore the issue of religion. Yet religion is the most important characteristic of any person,…” Jun 16, 08:20
Captain Caveman on Response Level Upgrade: “Oh do fuck off, you thick fat twat.” Jun 16, 07:21
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “Have you actually seen this above? “James”, who has never posted anything that hasn’t been demonstrably and obviously false is…” Jun 16, 06:52