With the “biggest party forms the government” lie now sunk and rusting slowly on the seabed (weighed down even further by polls suggesting that Labour actually will be the largest party even if they lose all of Scotland to the SNP), and four weeks of campaigning left to fill, Scottish Labour have had to grab a hammer, smash the glass on the “EMERGENCY – IN CASE OF DESPERATION” box and clutch desperately at whatever they found inside.
The abject answer is “Project Fear 2 – This Time It’s Full Fiscal Autonomy”.
After this week’s STV and BBC debates, in which the Scottish Labour branch-office manager’s combative performances were favourably received by the Scottish media, Wings exclusively interviews armed-forces enthusiast Jim Murphy for a response to the latest numbers from YouGov, pausing first for the delivery of some refreshments.
It’s worth reminding yourself before you watch this clip from BBC News this morning that the gentleman at the lectern isn’t some rabid Daily Mail columnist, but is in fact the Secretary of State for Defence, Michael Fallon.
The “SPACE MONSTERS!” rationale for foreign policy. Who saw that one coming?
Last night the not-noticeably-cybernat Liberal Democrat Voice website declared that a young woman in the audience of the STV leaders’ debate, professing herself to be an undecided who’d been “totally convinced” by Jim Murphy to vote Labour, appeared to be the same person as one who’d previously appeared in Labour leaflets.
Then this happened.
I don’t know why anyone is surprised that revelation having teenage lassie in Tuesdays STV debate was a Labour plant. They are desperadoes.
We already KNOW the solution to the problem of panellists shouting all over each other. It’s used every day in the Scottish Parliament: the chair is in charge of all the microphones and only the person whose turn it is to speak gets theirs switched on.
If someone else raises a good point while someone is speaking, the chair can hear it and bring them in in a controlled manner if appropriate, rather than the self-defeating, time-wasting exercise in irony that is shouting at everyone to stop shouting.
The fact that the system is never used therefore leads us to only one possible logical conclusion – the broadcasters WANT chaotic rammies where nobody gets to make their points properly. As for why, you’d have to ask them.
After literally months of telling voters endlessly that the only way to stop the Tories forming the next government was for Labour to be the biggest party, Jim Murphy was finally pressed properly last night on the question by the First Minister on STV (from around 1h 40m). Here’s what happened:
That seems to be a pretty clear and unequivocal statement – Labour will vote against any Queen’s Speech from the Tories. We already know that the SNP have pledged categorically that they’d do the same.
What that means is that if the SNP and Labour between them – in ANY combination – have more than 323 MPs, the speech will be defeated and the Tories can’t form the government, whether they’re the biggest single party or not.
At that point, Ed Miliband will be invited to attempt to form one, which the SNP will vote for, and which on the numbers above will mean that Miliband becomes the next Prime Minister. Labour, though not the largest party, will form the government.
That’s from Jim Murphy’s own mouth. The lie is dead. Anyone still got any questions?
It was very tempting just to pull a neat soundbite out of Tory minister Michael Gove’s comments on Scotland to Evan Davis on Newsnight last night (from around 15m), but we think the whole five-minute segment bears watching.
You’ve probably already picked up the gist of it (the Tories would prefer Labour to win in Scotland rather than the SNP) on social media, but as Gove calmly and rationally lays out the view, the last remaining tattered shreds of Labour’s “vote SNP get Tories” line disintegrate before our eyes.
Readers will of course be highly sceptical of ever taking a a Conservative minister’s word at face value, but that’s why we’ve put the whole thing up rather than just a snappy ten-second clip. We invite anyone to find fault with the logic of his position.
NOTE: This article was published earlier today on the CommonSpace website. Since that time, according to its webhosts, the site has come “under attack” and can no longer be accessed. We reproduce the article here at CommonSpace’s request.
A Yes campaigner reported as “defecting” to the Labour party by the Daily Record in a much-hyped front page splash has said he in fact remains a member of the SNP, a supporter of independence and favourable to a Labour-SNP deal at Westminster.
Hyping the story up, the tabloid title branded Shoaib an “SNP boss”, although it is unclear why. Shoaib is a former Labour councillor and organiser of Scots Asians for Independence. He joined the SNP in 2007.
However, Shoaib has told CommonSpace that while he does want to see a Labour government ahead of the Tories – he would like to see Labour and the SNP work together in a “loose” arrangement following May’s vote. “Basically, I’ve not joined Labour and I’m still officially a member of the SNP,” said Shoaib.
As our veteran readers will know, Duncan Hothersall is a prominent Scottish Labour activist, occasional BBC and STV pundit, prospective Labour parliamentary candidate and editor of LabourHame, the party’s favoured blog in Scotland.
Earlier today we got an email from someone who wanted us to ask him a question.
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sam on Only An Excuse: “Murrell appointed CEO of SNP in 2001 and served to 2023. No embezzlement charges in the early period. Married Sturgeon…” May 25, 13:24
Radical Cartoons on The Final Robbery: “Such a shame that organising honey traps to ruin a man’s reputation, then slandering him & hounding him until his…” May 25, 13:20
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Mr Boyce N Franks on Only An Excuse: “The SFA Confirmed that Hearts should have got a possible winning penalty against Motherwell and Celtic should not have got…” May 25, 12:53
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factfinder on Only An Excuse: “Indeed, Socrates. It would be interesting to know if there are details available of any individual items purchased with the…” May 25, 12:47
James on Only An Excuse: “So where does this leave the mugs who’ve been voting for the SNP over the last few years. The scotland…” May 25, 12:27
James on Only An Excuse: “YL; Cheers! As you know the Scottish people only bestowed the sobriquet “Good” to one of their kings who had…” May 25, 11:58
Socrates MacSporran on Only An Excuse: “I note from the posts by agentx there is a difference of £58,375.84 between the sum Murrell was originally charged…” May 25, 11:57
100%Yes on Only An Excuse: “I’d love to know if he can’t got into a relationship with her would he be still facing a trail?” May 25, 11:42
Oneliner on Only An Excuse: “Perhaps she will give evidence from behind a screen” May 25, 11:39
agentx on Only An Excuse: “Nicola Sturgeon married former SNP chief executive Peter Murrell on July 16, 2010, at Oran Mor in Glasgow. Murrell: The…” May 25, 11:35
Geri on Only An Excuse: “Oops! Sorry, I posted in the wrong convo… It’s psychological warfare & it’s by design to feel hopeless & absolutely…” May 25, 11:28
Bilbo on Only An Excuse: “I see that the SNP saying that Holyrood has to ‘unite behind Scotland’s right to decide’ https://archive.is/qWTfK What about independence…” May 25, 11:25
agentx on Only An Excuse: “It’s obvious now why the trial was put back from early May until after the election. I imagine what a…” May 25, 11:20
Bilbo on Only An Excuse: “From articles read, there’s no pictures of Sturgeon there offering her husband moral support. Any chance of seeing her there…” May 25, 11:18
agentx on Only An Excuse: “Assistant Chief Constable Stuart Houston led Operation Branchform, and said Murrell “abused his privileged position with access to Scottish National…” May 25, 11:08
Geri on Only An Excuse: “It’s psychological warfare & it’s by design to feel hopeless & absolutely fck up every level of government so the…” May 25, 11:06
agentx on Only An Excuse: “10:43am 25/05/26 Peter Murrell has been remanded into custody after pleading guilty to embezzling £400,310.65 from the party at the…” May 25, 10:45
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agentx on Only An Excuse: “Murrell admits embezzling £400,000 from the SNP published at 10:40 10:40 Paul O’Hare BBC Scotland reporter at the High Court…” May 25, 10:42
agentx on Only An Excuse: “Murrell has arrived at Court. https://www.thenational.scot/news/26135666.live-updates-peter-murrell-court-accused-embezzlement/” May 25, 09:52
Captain Caveman on Only An Excuse: “@Hatey Yes, I think YL is “identifying” me (how very left wing) as some thunder-thighed chubby lass, apparently as based…” May 25, 08:56
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “Here is Point Seven in my eight point pattern of points: Seven: The dignity of … Ach, you know what?…” May 25, 07:38
Bilbo on Only An Excuse: “The same is being said about Andy Burnham https://archive.is/VadTi The fake working class/poverty stricken childhood Shtick has been going on…” May 25, 06:17
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