The newspaper is a fantastic concept. A cheap, accessible product, it’s a brilliant way of keeping yourself broadly abreast of current affairs. You turn a page and are presented with a diverse selection of interesting stories, often on subjects you’d never have thought to go and seek out in the self-refining echo chamber of the internet.
(Theoretically links on websites serve the same purpose, but dodging “sponsored” advertorial, gutter-level clickbait, pop-ups, autoplay video and pages that judder and leap around so much while loading all this rubbish that you’re about 50/50 to have an epileptic fit before you can read the story, has made clicking on one into a game of Russian Roulette fewer and fewer people are willing to take a chance on.)
This site has never believed that the ongoing steep decline in newspaper sales is a fundamental problem with the format. Rather, the truth is that people stop buying papers because they’re full of garbage.
Most of Scotland’s news outlets, including the Times, Herald, Daily Record, Daily Mail, Express and the BBC, run today with the story that one in three Police Scotland officers intend to leave the force in the next three years, according to a recent survey for the Scottish Police Authority.
(The print edition of the Scotsman makes it the front-page splash, although the article has mysteriously vanished from its website.)
But a couple of pieces of important information are inexplicably missing.
You might have thought that the publication of the “Project Fear” book last month was an embarrassment for the motley collection of highly-paid but hapless Labour and Tory apparatchiks who ran “Better Together”, but it turns out there was worse to come.
Politics Home today reports what sounds like some alarming news:
An extract from First Minister’s Questions earlier today:
That was Kezia Dugdale’s opening question. Despite the Presiding Officer making it absolutely clear that the question was improper and outwith Holyrood’s remit, the Scottish Labour leader went on to use her entire allotted time on the issue. She was then followed by Scottish Conservative leader Ruth Davidson doing the same.
The people of Scotland are being done a grave disservice.
It appeared on any possible interpretation to be complete nonsense, but Ms Dugdale – who’s pledged to make education the issue at the heart of her leadership – has been somewhat reluctant to clarify the statement.
Several queries from her Lothian constituents have gone unanswered, but one Wings viewer did manage to get a single tweet of response.
Alert social-media users couldn’t have failed to notice Unionist activists and hacks working themselves up into a very great lather last night over (currently former) SNP MP Michelle Thomson. The ex-director of Business For Scotland has resigned the party whip and is now sitting, at least temporarily, as an independent while police conduct an investigation into some property purchases in which she was involved.
As yet no criminal activity by anyone has been alleged, and Police Scotland has said that it has no plans at the moment to even interview Ms Thomson, let alone arrest or charge her. As yet it’s a political non-story.
But the mere proximity of the member for Edinburgh West – previously the victim of a smear related to the Ashley Madison website hacking – to even a sniff of impropriety has triggered a paroxysm amongst the media and the beleagured opposition.
Amusingly, some senior journalists have even tweeted an accusatory blog written by Labour activist and regular BBC pundit Ian Smart, whose own membership of the Labour Party remains a subject of uncertainty after a series of abusive incidents – Scottish Labour have persistently refused to confirm whether he’s been expelled, despite having been “investigating” him since April.
But that’s not the most interesting piece of hypocrisy on show.
We know that the media isn’t normally shy about identifying which side of the Scottish independence debate people are on, especially if they’ve been behaving badly.
So we were a little puzzled by the papers this morning.
We didn’t think that could be right, and dug up some figures suggesting that it was nonsense, but of course “the poorest kids” is a highly-flexible metric. Strictly speaking you could just mean the two poorest children in the country, and if one of those two can’t read there’s your 50%.
Luckily, we’ve now had some meat put on the bones of that claim.
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on A matter of class: “Teachtaireacht na Nollag ón Uachtarán Connolly / Christmas Message from President Catherine Connolly (22 Dec 2025) Is é seo an…” Dec 29, 20:06
Colin Alexander on A matter of class: ““You can’t redefine facts just by saying words”. says Chatgpt. You mean like calling imperialism a union or commonwealth? “Yes…” Dec 29, 19:53
Northcode on A matter of class: ““My contention is that the public persecution of Nurse Peggie (and numerous other Scots) is primarily due to ethnic discrimination……” Dec 29, 19:08
Heather McLean on The Curious Fringes: “If I wasn’t feeling depressed before I surely am now “ the party that’s been in power for the previous…” Dec 29, 18:51
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Curious Fringes: “Yes, that’s very likely the cause of a couple of recent spikes in Scottish Greens polling.” Dec 29, 18:35
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Curious Fringes: “He did? I missed that one 😀” Dec 29, 18:33
Robert on The Curious Fringes: “I suspect many potential Green voters don’t actually know that Zack Polanski heads a completely different party (and one that…” Dec 29, 18:27
Northcode on A matter of class: ““WHAT PART OF “DO NOT POST THE SAME COMMENT…” Since nothing much is happening in this place at the moment…” Dec 29, 17:51
Andy Wiltshire on The Curious Fringes: “Totally OT, but does anyone know when Sandie Peggie’s appeal is likely to be heard?” Dec 29, 17:07
J Galt on The Curious Fringes: “According to another blogger, who shall remain nameless but who appears to hang on your every word, to discuss Reform…” Dec 29, 17:03
sarah on The Curious Fringes: “Rev, now that you are in a good mood what with Aberdeen only losing 1 match in the last 6,…” Dec 29, 16:31
Andy Ellis on The Curious Fringes: “It is interesting to see the levels of self delusion around amongst too many in Scottish politics Stu. As you…” Dec 29, 16:18
Vivian O’Blivion on The Curious Fringes: “Not content with polluting my YouTube feed with ubiquitous, targeted advertising featuring Anas Sarwar’s baw heed fizzog, the Royal Mail,…” Dec 29, 16:06
Itsahuvtaecase on The Curious Fringes: “Politics is about perception and only this, as Swinney and post Indy SNP is perceived as a Devo masked Yoon…” Dec 29, 15:57
Northcode on The Curious Fringes: “It isn’t THAT nice to have him back posting – but that’s just my opinion and not for any reason…” Dec 29, 15:52
willie on A matter of class: “The reality one can only suspect is that the UK cannot afford social contracts by which I suspect means pay…” Dec 29, 15:51
James Cheyne on The Curious Fringes: “Betwixt the devil and the deep blue sea. A vote for a union party like Reform Or A vote for…” Dec 29, 15:49
Blackhack on The Curious Fringes: “John Swinney went in for an arsehole transplant…..But the arsehole rejected him.” Dec 29, 15:46
James Cheyne on The Curious Fringes: “Stu, Hello, nice to have you back posting, I hope you and you’re family had a lovely Christmas, and all…” Dec 29, 15:41
Northcode on A matter of class: ““Public spending in Norway is also around 2x (not 3x)…” Still twice that, or a bit more, of Scotland’s, though.…” Dec 29, 15:41
Northcode on A matter of class: ““WHAT PART OF “DO NOT POST THE SAME COMMENT MULTIPLE TIMES” DO PEOPLE STILL NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND?” I guess thatpart,…” Dec 29, 15:38
James on A matter of class: “Hear that everyone? Just shut up, ok? “Aidan” says wer’e better off in “The Union” so that’s final. get some…” Dec 29, 15:36
Insider on The Curious Fringes: “John Swinney is the answer to a question that NOBODY, ANYHERE, has EVER asked…..” Dec 29, 15:30
Rogueslr on The Curious Fringes: “To fill the time betwixt Xmas and New Year lets play the ‘John Swinney is’ game. Examples… John Swinney is…” Dec 29, 15:15
Aidan on A matter of class: “That isn’t the figure for GDP per capita in Norway for 2021 either though Alf (c.$93k is the actual figure),…” Dec 29, 14:57
Cameron Lochiel on The Curious Fringes: “Ah, BBS, who infamously called you “Fash Over Somerset”. He seems a bit of a prick” Dec 29, 14:54
Rev. Stuart Campbell on A matter of class: “This comment might appear more than once… if it appears at all. I tried to post it (and versions of…” Dec 29, 14:22