Welcome back to what will hopefully be normal service after we’ve been spending the last few days battling off a determined and temporarily successful attempt at hacking the site. Apologies to those who had clicks intercepted and redirected to a malware site which tried to get people to download dodgy .EXE files, but our readers are far too alert to ever fall for such things so no harm should have been done.
So back to business, which for us often means pointing out things that have been said in newspapers that aren’t true, which brings us to last Friday’s issue of The National.
A couple of days ago a reader asked on Twitter if we thought Reform, who continue to lead in UK opinion polling, might allow a second indyref if they actually got into power, as it would for obvious reasons be hypocritical of them not to. And to be frank we dismissed it out of hand, because Nigel Farage is the ultimate British nationalist, he’d have no obvious political reason to, and since when did hypocrisy bother politicians?
And then last night a longstanding Courier/Press & Journal reporter (who despite that is an all-round decent chap and indy supporter) tweeted this:
And actually, on further thought, that’s not the craziest idea at all.
The difficulty is that any minute now, someone is going to ask the beleaguered First Minister the staggeringly obvious question that arises from the fact, namely:
Much of Scotland, and indeed the rest of the UK and beyond (the story below ran in the London Standard), has been grimly gripped this week by the ongoing and scarcely believable trainwreck that is Sandie Peggie Vs NHS Fife.
The tribunal has now overrun the time allotted to it, and will reconvene for another 10 days in the second half of July, ramping up the already considerable costs incurred by NHS Fife, which is in the middle of a huge financial crisis.
According to legal experts, there is little doubt about the law surrounding the dispute. NHS Fife is clearly and unambiguously in the wrong – Dr Beth Upton, the transwoman at the centre of the problem, is legally as well as biologically male, and had no lawful entitlement to be in a female changing room. The authority also appears to be in very considerable potential trouble over failing to disclose key documents and evidence when ordered by the original judge.
So it seems remarkable that the board of NHS Fife is allowing the case to continue rather than immediately conceding to save money and any more public humiliation of both itself and its staff, like the hapless nurse manager Esther Davidson who endured a very uncomfortable two days in the witness box this week, and the clearly manifestly incompetent Equality And Human Rights Lead Officer, Isla Bumba, who yesterday deleted her LinkedIn page after being identified as the person who gave Davidson incorrect and unlawful guidance.
This site hasn’t had much nice to say about the former CEO of Edinburgh Rape Crisis Centre, Mridul Wadhwa, or the (incredibly) still-CEO of Rape Crisis Scotland, Sandy Brindley. But we’re going to thank them today, because it’s hard to see how anyone else could have been chiefly responsible for this.
Just four and a half years ago, every demographic group in the UK supported – either by a plurality or an outright majority – the presence of transwomen in women’s rape crisis centres. But today, eight out of 10 of those groups now oppose it, five by an absolute majority, with only 18-24-year-olds and (barely) Labour voters clinging on.
(Which is probably why ERCC has stuffed its board with children.)
Sometimes even awful people can trigger good outcomes. Cheers, sir and madam.
Readers may have noticed recent speculation in the media (based on the wording of a press release) that Police Scotland had ended their investigations regarding Operation Branchform. As it happened we’d already submitted a Freedom Of Information request aimed at finding that out, and the response arrived this evening.
As alert Wings readers will know, we’re fond of a WW2 analogy from time to time. The conflict is so extensively documented, and so deeply embedded in British culture (for both good and ill), that it’s a reliable tool for getting points across concisely and clearly.
(It’s also one of the last major wars in which, overall, the good guys and the bad guys were pretty indisputably easy to identify.)
So let’s keep that in mind for a moment while we look at this.
For 10 years in Germany between 1935 and 1945, Jewish people were not legally human. The Nuremberg Laws, drafted in large part by Wilhelm Stuckart, established the principle in law that Jews were to be denied any rights on the basis that they were untermensch, a German word literally meaning “subhuman”.
It would be, to say the least, highly controversial for anyone to put forward in 2025 the idea that Jewish people had actually ceased to be human beings during that period, even though the various laws had been passed by a legitimately-elected government in peacetime and attracted little in the way of international condemnation.
The truth is that regardless of what the law said, Jewish people remained humans for the whole time, which is why Nazi war criminals were tried after the war for “crimes against humanity”. The passing of a law had had absolutely no effect on their biological reality. (Other than that it led to millions of them being murdered, of course.)
But anyway. Nicola Sturgeon.
Is the above how she imagined her feminist legacy, do you think, readers?
Let’s take a passing moment just to reflect on how grotesque this is.
When she was leader, Sturgeon forced MPs and MSPs like Michelle Thomson and Mark McDonald – neither of whom were even spoken to by police, let alone arrested or questioned or charged – out of the SNP lest even the mere suggestion of wrongdoing bring shame on the party.
She is still under police investigation on suspicion of EMBEZZLING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF POUNDS FROM THE SNP, and her husband and former party CEO has actually been charged with it. She is personally on record, on video, ordering the NEC not to question the state of party finances at the time of the alleged offences.
Yet not only has she had the lack of class not to resign the whip voluntarily, not only has she shown no interest in turning up and doing the job for the last two years, but she’s actually put herself forward to stand again, and doddering, spineless caretaker John Swinney hasn’t had the stones to put a stop to it.
Nobody thinks she’s even going to actually run next year – she spends most of her time gallivanting around celebrity events talking about her life after politics – so she’s just wasting everyone’s time and trolling.
Nobody in history has ever taken the SNP for a ride as cynically as this. But the party is so rotten and broken and weak that it just meekly goes along with it, and yet still dares to pretend it’s up to the rather tougher task of making Scotland independent.
We have no words for anyone still stupid enough to believe in it.
This is the SNP’s latest messaging. Ministers, MSPs, payroll drones and the central party account were all tweeting the graphic and variations on the line yesterday.
And it’s quite difficult even just to count the number of different ways in which it’s not just mind-bogglingly offensive, but also clatteringly, jaw-droppingly stupid.
Peter McAvoy on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Just seen the video at the top of the article. We are fucked.” Aug 25, 02:05
Rev. Stuart Campbell on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““This video featuring the party’s MP Melanie Ward”” Aug 25, 01:42
Cynicus on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““… as is being reported, there are emails between very senior SNP and establishment discussing how woke and gender policies…” Aug 25, 00:49
Graf Midgehunter on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “She’s an imbicile Worse a Labour imbicile which is nearly as bad as an SNP imbicile Where’s the mealie puddin…” Aug 25, 00:19
Dramfineday on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “My Geography teacher, Mr Duncan in 1968, for one.” Aug 24, 23:20
Red on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““Scotland hasn’t got the highest energy prices in the world” Oh, it’s ‘only’ the fifth highest energy prices in the…” Aug 24, 23:01
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Scotland hasn’t got the highest energy prices in the world. That’s an easily verifiable fact. Quite a few of the…” Aug 24, 22:40
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Asking fer a mate. Fit’s the surest way tae mak ye cock the spandau? Haud oan noo. That’s nae a…” Aug 24, 22:30
Red on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Scotland 2026: A Fish Tale You go to order a fish supper. It costs £15 because of Labour’s employment taxes,…” Aug 24, 22:14
Confused on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “next up, she explains GERS www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd44JZsPrkc this is what the fragrant people eat https://archive.ph/pyNWz differnt kind of munchie box” Aug 24, 22:10
robertkknight on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Deep-fried patronising piece of sh*t of a broadcast. Vote for them? I’d rather smear myself in peanut butter and jump…” Aug 24, 22:07
Frank Gillougley on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “sorry , forgot to add the all important – ur whit? as it adds that somewhat desperate note of dependency” Aug 24, 22:03
Confused on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “my mate had this senile old labrador, a fat bastard to boot, that would aggressively obsessively try to hump your…” Aug 24, 21:55
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “Twa an a hauf oors, W.W.W. Fit ye been dain a’ that time? As if we dinna ken. 🙂 Mind…” Aug 24, 21:46
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Where’s the pish-soaked, jakey tramp in the queue, ranting about hotpot not being available and accusing the boy behind him…” Aug 24, 21:39
Frank Gillougley on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Ur yoo, gaun tae gie me a pruscripshun, fur ma fuckin’ medikayshun?” Aug 24, 21:36
James on Before Action: ““Post something clever, original or relevant…” You first, Prick.” Aug 24, 21:36
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““decreased income, poor housing” Just as well uncontrolled immigration never contributed to these two. See what you should do, sam.…” Aug 24, 21:32
Oneliner on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “My bad – I got her confused with another one (Joani Reid). They all sound the same.” Aug 24, 21:31
Young Lochinvar on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Strange how she didn’t mention Messr McCrone to explain how we bought the bulk of all those slightly smaller fish…” Aug 24, 21:20
Oneliner on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Fish supper eh? I thought her man preferred Chinese.” Aug 24, 21:09
Calum on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “OMG, I can feel my intelligence shrinking in response to such utter pish. Well done Slab on reminding us that…” Aug 24, 20:58
sam on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/homenews/23018965.20-000-excess-deaths-scotland-linked-tory-austerity-policies/ “Scots researchers have calculated that between 2012-2019, almost 335,000 more people died than would have been expected across the…” Aug 24, 20:56
Confused on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “They should show someone ordering a fish supper, then getting a spam fritter because the guy in the queue in…” Aug 24, 20:56
msean on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Aye,it pools in London then shared by their rules.We can do better ourselves.” Aug 24, 20:54
willie on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Busted flush of a party bereft of any policy and beholden too to mother Labour Great Britain. The days of…” Aug 24, 20:47
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Good spot. Fuck all about the dualling of the A96 too.” Aug 24, 20:41