There was (unintentionally, we presume) a very revealing turn of phrase used by Tory MEP Jacqueline Foster on today’s edition of Good Morning Scotland:
“Scotland held a referendum on independence a couple of years earlier, and if the Scots had won that referendum to leave the United Kingdom, they’d have left the European Union.”
We suppose it’s nice that even the Tories finally agree that Scotland lost by voting No. But it’s interesting to hear that apparently there hasnever been any way for Scots to stay in the EU – if they voted Yes in 2014 they were out, if they voted No in 2014 they were out, and even though they voted Remain in 2016 they’re going out.
Any fair-minded democrat would surely then accept that Scotland’s voters deserve one chance to actually make that choice in a meaningful way, no?
This is a grim and dispiriting time to be monitoring the Scottish political media, even by its normal low standards. So little is happening that Unionist newspapers desperate for any kind of SNP BAD story are scraping the residue from the scrapings from the barrel that they scraped away to splinters months ago.
A case in point is today’s FRONT-PAGE piece in the Herald containing the shocking revelation that someone connected with the SNP registered – in their own name, not even the party’s – an internet domain called organise.scot last summer.
Even though the domain is still unused eight months later and there isn’t a shred of evidence about what it might ever be used for, a couple of opposition benchwarmers speculating that a private individual registering a web domain must somehow prove that the sneaky SNP are plotting a new independence campaign was considered by the Herald to be not just news, but front-page news.
(It’ll certainly come as a massive shock to everyone in Scotland who assumed that the SNP had given up on seeking independence after pursuing it as their primary reason for existence for a mere 85 years or so.)
And alarmingly, it wasn’t even the stupidest piece of Nat-bashing to appear in the Scottish press in the last 48 hours.
Remember that time, barely over a decade ago, when the readers of the Scottish Daily Express came out for independence despite national polls only showing support in the 20s, the paper sold over 80,000 copies a day (now just 38,000) and Severin Carrell of the Guardian reported that it was about to adopt independence as its official position?
(Which we don’t think ever actually happened.)
Because nothing is weirder than Scottish politics.
We’re at the halfway point of our 2018 fundraiser, and the all-sources total so far is a thumpingly impressive £103,266 in just two weeks. But while that’s a tremendous sum, it’s sobering too.
Firstly because with an average monthly readership of nearly 304,000 people it comes to an average contribution of slightly under 30p per reader. As with most crowdfunded ventures, fewer than 1% of the site’s users have actually backed it financially so far.
And secondly because for perspective, the average Scottish adult – independence supporters included – sends the BBC about £72 a year. (£323m from 4.5m adults.)
While obviously a minority of folk do boycott the licence fee, that still means that the average Wings reader gives the BBC 240 times as much money every year as they give Wings to fight it.
We’ve been scouring our picture archives all afternoon for something more surprising than the fact that the UK government has screwed over the Scottish fishing industry again after it voted Brexit and Tory in 2016 and 2017, and we found this one.
See also: literally anything else that has ever happened on Earth.
A new Scottish Labour propaganda website called The Red Robin attracted some attention at the weekend by claiming that new polling had shown Labour closing the Westminster voting gap on the SNP to just 4 points.
To try to lend some credibility to this rather dubious assertion – the SNP’s average lead is currently around 15 points – it pointed out that the polling company’s owner was the Vice-Chair of the British Polling Council.
Readers would quite reasonably infer from that that Moonlight Research was a BPC member, and BPC rules state that if figures from a poll enter the public domain, the full data tables concerning those figures have to be released within 48 hours so that people can scrutinise them and ensure that the methodology (sample size, weighting, question wording etc) is fully up to scratch and above board.
So since the blog post is now five days old, we dropped Moonlight a line asking if we could see them, and quickly got an interesting reply.
Hatey McHateface on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “Very much On Topic, Sven. I guess if we are going to be killing off our own law-abiding citizens because…” Jun 26, 18:21
Dave Hansell on And it’s goodnight from he/him: ““Will we find out that we don’t own our army equipment either and that all the troops are mercenaries?” Given…” Jun 26, 18:04
Andy Ellis on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “@Insider Northcode and his ilk are proof positive that the much vaunted Scottish conceit about our educational system being (at…” Jun 26, 16:53
Sven on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “Off Topic Post. Interesting new Poll out says majority of voters of all Political Parties support deportation of foreign criminals…” Jun 26, 16:38
Boyce Franks on A different school: “Independence died when Alex Salmond died. The snp died when they tried to kill Salmond’s political career and reputation. The…” Jun 26, 15:42
Insider on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: ““The Scots didn’t leave their own country to knowingly exploit other peoples” Oh dear ! Where do you get your…” Jun 26, 15:00
sarah on And it’s goodnight from he/him: ““Officers say they have nothing to go on.” Boom, boom. Thank you, Rev, we need a laugh. There was I…” Jun 26, 14:20
Sven on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “And, undoubtedly, the station cat searches any suspects who identify as felines.” Jun 26, 14:09
Rob on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “They can ask for this but are the cops forced to comply with the request? Its stupid anyway, the supreme…” Jun 26, 14:03
Hatey McHateface on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “Stop it! Now I’m imagining a stream of Scots coming from a letter box.” Jun 26, 13:54
Andrew scott on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “How on earth did scotland get to this?No wonder reform are gaining traction” Jun 26, 13:44
Hatey McHateface on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “That’s odd, Alf. You must be unaware that Ireland allocated a record amount for defence in 2025 and has promised…” Jun 26, 13:31
Peter Campbell on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “So Seamus is imparting his wisdom by telling us idiots that Westminster won’t just roll over and recognise a victory…” Jun 26, 13:31
dasBlimp on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “Our lady Northcode sounds like a nasty piece of work. She must be Iranian.” Jun 26, 13:31
Captain Caveman on A different school: ““Stick to 18 yr old Macallan.” Heh! As if, pal. Tennents Super in your case” Jun 26, 13:27
Hatey McHateface on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “Yes, yes, NC, but it all sounds so pathetic and whiny when you write it in the language of the…” Jun 26, 13:13
Hatey McHateface on And it’s goodnight from he/him: ““One half of their body will be searched by one biological sex officer and the other half of their body…” Jun 26, 13:03
Aidan on A different school: “Well if it isn’t the site cabbage at it again. I sometimes wonder whether you wake up with the sole…” Jun 26, 13:02
Alf Baird on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: ““Assuming your claim that WM has involved us in 150+ conflicts is true, were there never any of them in…” Jun 26, 12:58
Hatey McHateface on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “It’s a grand day for digging yourself your own tunnel, Confused. Why don’t you put a shift in? You’ll feel…” Jun 26, 12:53
Aidan on A different school: “@Xaracen – you are making a legal argument, when you realise it or not. The constitution is a construct of…” Jun 26, 12:44
Jim Thomson on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “So, let me get this straight, (or should that be hetero?) offenders will now have police cater for *both* of…” Jun 26, 12:43
Hatey McHateface on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “Oh look, James’s maw has gone oot again. She’ll be back soon, so dinnat play with matches or yersel.” Jun 26, 12:39
Northcode on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “England is solely responsible for the colonisation of those peoples and their nations it brought under the oppressive control of…” Jun 26, 12:39
Mark Beggan on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “So it’s goodnight from me and it’s goodnight from her/it/them.” Jun 26, 12:31
Confused on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “Be sure to make your FROGS FROGS FROGS … everywhere speech at the elysee the algerians will like it anyway” Jun 26, 12:29
mike cassidy on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “Police Scotland have issued a statement saying they reject the criticism from WingsOverScotland A spokesperson says this is a hill…” Jun 26, 12:26