Many expert observers have already noted that the document flatly contradicts the Scottish Government’s previous repeated and strenuous assertions that a Gender Recognition Certificate confers “no new rights” on trans people, and have published extremely detailed assessments which are frankly all but impenetrable to non-lawyers but basically conclude that the Scottish Government’s position is a mess.
Our favourite line, however, is this one.
So if you’re obliged to have a 50/50 sex balance in your boardroom, you can do it by hiring a man with a GRC saying he’s legally female, or by hiring a woman.
We believe that the young folk nowadays call that a “self-own”.
As a lifelong political geek and former SNP and Alba Party member, I’ve spent years supporting Scotland’s independence movement. However, over the last few years, I’ve watched the campaign (as opposed to support for independence) wither away. Being a Scottish nationalist has become increasingly disheartening, like watching someone you love succumb to a slow, debilitating illness. In frustration, I switched off from my homeland and turned my focus to the drama of US politics.
Over the last three years I immersed myself in it, watching both left and right-wing outlets. I became so hooked and invested that I jumped on a plane to Washington DC for the 2024 election. I canvassed with DC Democrats in rural Pennsylvania (that’s me third from the left in the pic below), attended Kamala Harris’s concession rally, and went to Trump’s only watch party in DC.
My journey led me to believe that Scotland’s independence campaign could learn a great deal from Trump’s victory and the Democrats’ failure.
We’ll give you three guesses as to the highly controversial and extravagantly taxpayer-funded organisation that has its rainbow fingerprints all over this story, readers.
To be honest, readers, the peculiar events of yesterday continued to nag at us all day as every news broadcaster in Scotland and beyond leapt eagerly on the ludicrous non-story from the Herald On Sunday’s front page. (It was even the #2 item on BBC Radio Wales, inexplicably).
For such an absolute nothingball of scurrilous sub-gossip to so dominate the entire news media was just too strange to ignore. We cannot remember the last time a low-grade freelancer managed to sell the same story to FOUR major Scottish newspapers – who normally, remember, only want exclusives for their big front-page splashes – let alone a crummy opinion columnist (not even an actual news reporter) who’s only been back in journalism for five minutes after a 15-year break as a failed PR guru.
(Once they’d all run the shoddy hatchet piece, TV and radio then had all the excuse they needed to blare it across the airwaves. “Oh, it’s not us inflating and amplifying this garbage, guv, we’re just reporting what the papers are saying.”)
So in our eternal quest for enlightenment and understanding we thought we’d see if we could find out a bit more about the little-known but recently-revived sleeper assassin with the ironic name: Carlos Alba.
Astonishingly, there isn’t a single word of apology anywhere in this statement.
There isn’t a scintilla of contrition, not the tiniest glimmer of admission of culpability or responsibility. There isn’t even a weasel-worded expression of “regret”.
Rape Crisis Scotland is unfit for purpose, and its CEO must resign.
In the 1990s, Dr. Robert Smith, a surgeon at Falkirk Royal Infirmary, performed a pair of amputations on two men. Neither of the men involved had anything physically wrong with them, but both were suffering from apotemnophilia – a rare psychiatric condition involving the desire to have healthy limbs amputated.
Sufferers, counterintuitively, claim not to feel “whole” with four limbs and obsess over having their unwanted body parts chopped off. Smith argued the surgeries were life-saving, claiming the patients would commit suicide otherwise.
Apotemnophiles, like autogynephiles, insist that there is no erotic element, but it was later discovered that one of the men Smith operated on ran an amputee fetish website.
Despite saying as recently as mid-May that it was “committed to continuing with that legislation”, and the new First Minister making a huge fuss about it at Edinburgh Pride just a handful of weeks ago, the administration has clearly (if belatedly) realised that as well as being massively unpopular it would probably be another disastrous high-profile failure along the lines of the Gender Recognition Reform Act, as it too would be likely to be in conflict with UK law.
So on the face of it it’s just a “pragmatic step” to avoid wasting any more time, energy and political capital that could be better spent trying to turn the government’s fortunes around, and leaving Labour to do all the dirty work instead.
But it may turn out far more significant than that.
But in fact the headline on the STV News website – whether intentionally, through innocent misunderstanding or, as we suspect, a result of being deliberately misled by government ministers – is a flat-out lie.
In fact the Scottish Government has done the exact opposite. It has taken Dr Hilary Cass’s four-year report and set it on fire, so that it can continue to irreversibly destroy the lives of Scottish children in the name of gender ideology.
You’d have to be living in a pretty strict prison not to have heard the big story from today’s Olympics in Paris, in which male Algerian cheat Imane Khelefi was put in a boxing ring with young Italian woman Angela Carini and allowed to hit her in the head for 46 seconds until she retired, in tears and in fear for her safety, saying “I had to preserve my life”.
Sound like your kind of fun, men? It’s surprisingly easy!
Minceheid on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Hatey McHateface says: 26 July, 2026 at 9:37 am Meantime, in other news, swathes of Europe and even some bits…” Jul 26, 11:53
Confused on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “– I see the new anglo demagogue, Rupert Lowe, has been “doin’ a bit” … REMIGRATION is where it’s at…” Jul 26, 11:17
Confused on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “https://archive.ph/QMrix Im a firestarter, a twisted firestarter … Another triumph of wimminhood and intellect – she decides to make Glasgow…” Jul 26, 11:15
Northcode on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““Don’t tell the coloniser that by following the inspirational insights of Memmi…” You assert that if a region’s resources are…” Jul 26, 11:00
Northcode on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Your points appear to rest on assumptions that don’t quite align with the structure of the discussion. Large-scale geopolitical events…” Jul 26, 10:25
100%Yes on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Scottish Prism is on today. I Said in the comments:- I’m sick and tired of being fed the Indy lie…” Jul 26, 10:23
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““much if not most of the wealth of the nation is extracted from it” “can never improve and develop Scotland…” Jul 26, 10:17
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““the reason why Scotland is currently missing out on investment” …is because much if not most of the wealth of…” Jul 26, 09:56
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “sam is never going to allow that the enormous increases in immigrant populations this century could have any effects on…” Jul 26, 09:52
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Meantime, in other news, swathes of Europe and even some bits of Scotland are on fire. And the two separate…” Jul 26, 09:37
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““one of the most economically powerful devolved parliaments in the world, compared to federal systems like Germany and Switzerland.” Aye,…” Jul 26, 09:32
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Aiden, If you genuinely knew this, you would realise that the Scottish people within Scotland are indeed Sovereign and independent…” Jul 26, 09:26
Minceheid on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Hatey McHateface says: 26 July, 2026 at 9:01 am Fist an un-pronounceable name and now this. Now who doesn’t like…” Jul 26, 09:20
sam on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Alf, it did occur to me that you might have met Margaret and Jim Cuthbert. If they were willing they…” Jul 26, 09:16
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Oddly enough, it was just towards the end of last week that I listened to the Welsh FM on the…” Jul 26, 09:01
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““even Westminster has acknowledged that the GDP Per Capita of an independent Scotland would be far greater” Even that claim…” Jul 26, 08:49
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Aye, Auld Lochnagar. If Wally W. Walrus can just get his flailing flippers around double quotes, the academically accepted way…” Jul 26, 08:35
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “The Crown laws of England / Wales / irelands UK parliament do apply to England wales and Ireland. However the…” Jul 26, 08:35
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Worth repeating the fact that Scotland doesn’t have the highest electricity prices in the UK, either for unit rate or…” Jul 26, 08:23
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Thank you – we know this now, so there won’t be a need to make any further posts on this…” Jul 26, 08:23
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Cheers, James. TBQH I was immensely put out at the lack of reaction to my observing that the UN Decolonisation…” Jul 26, 08:05
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Which contrasts with the eloquent and informative contributions by you fat stinker?” Jul 26, 07:59
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Not a single measure described above would do anything to increase GDP on an overall or per capita basis. It…” Jul 26, 07:35
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “The parliament for England / Wales / Ireland did not renew or remake a new treaty with Scotland after the…” Jul 26, 07:27
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Anas Sarwar is already a official parliamentary member of the England – Wales and Irelands Great Britains UK parliament with…” Jul 26, 07:17
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “There is no UK other than the parliament for England and Wales making an agreement with the parliament of Ireland…” Jul 26, 06:58