Nicola Sturgeon told Scotland’s press this morning that despite her weariness, she could have managed a few more months or even a year as First Minister, which would at least have got her halfway to keeping her promise to serve a full term if she was elected in 2021.
Which just makes her timing all the harder to explain.
We did so because we’d just been told – by a completely random source – that Nicola Sturgeon and John Swinney would both resign today, and Brown would be the interim leader while a replacement was elected. We’d never spoken to this person before, but the manner in which they said it made us take it more seriously than all the “someone told me” rumours we get told and ignore every other day.
As yet only the first part has been confirmed, but you have to admit that our source is looking pretty darn hot right now.
We’ve just had the results back from some very interesting new polling, and the first snippet is a particularly instructive one.
When challenged on questions of gender, the reflex response of politicians of most parties in the Scottish Parliament is to bang on about how overwhelmingly MSPs voted for the Gender Recognition Reform bill.
Curiously, so far no journalist has bothered to ask whether they care that according to every poll, they’re utterly failing to represent the views of their constituents on the subject – which is, after all, what they’re supposed to be there for.
So we just asked directly if people felt their MSPs were doing their jobs.
Ouch. By well over 2 to 1, respondents felt that they were being let down by the people who are supposed to speak for them. (Excluding DKs the margin is just shy of 70/30, very similar to the margin by which people in polls oppose self-ID generally.)
But it’s when you drill down into the detail that it gets a bit disturbing.
There are terms beloved of politics activists and commonly used on social media which are a baffling mystery to the general public. We’ve spoken several times of the word “gaslighting”, which is understandably used as shorthand for quite a complex thing that’s difficult to describe concisely, but nevertheless acts as a barrier to understanding for anyone not overly political.
Below are two news reports from the Scottish Sun this week:
Both of the people arrested were male-bodied individuals who identify as women. As far as we’re aware, neither of them has a Gender Recognition Certificate. They are both the same sex, biologically and legally, and both describe themselves as female.
Yet in giving statements about their respective arrests, Police Scotland called one of them a man and one of them a woman. And we’re having no luck finding out why.
But isn’t that the Scottish Greens co-leader in that picture, in the bunnet, between his colleague Ross Greer and Scottish Liberal Democrats leader Alex Cole-Hamilton, all enthusiastically clapping Douglas just a few weeks ago?
Diligently alert readers may have noticed that the SNP MP, former vomit-mopper and permanent embarrassment to braincells Stewart McDonald has an article in today’s National about the best way to look like he’s trying to secure independence without risking losing his cosy lucrative job in glamorous London with all his fancy MP pals.
(McDonald is also one of the party’s most virulent advocates of its massively unpopular gender reforms, which isn’t relevant to anything but we’ve got a streak to maintain.)
Unfortunately it’s 4,000 words long and unbearably boring, but since you pay us we’ve taken the bullet for you, read the whole thing and now present it here in précis form:
The title of this article might sound a bit like the name of a band making their debut at Glastonbury this year, but in fact it’s something infinitely more serious.
News broke late last night that the person we must presumably now refer to as an “individual” who had been arrested in connection with the disappearance of a missing Galashiels schoolgirl (happily found safe and well and back home with her parents) had in fact been charged with an as-yet-unspecified crime.
But the alleged crime wasn’t the only thing going unspecified.
People across Scotland breathed a sigh of relief this morning when missing Galashiels 11-year-old Kaitlyn Easson was found safe and well after a multi-service search.
The police have arrested[EDIT: and now charged] a 53-year-old man in connection with her disappearance, named by the Daily Record as Andrew Miller, a local butcher. This was one of two names that numerous sources had been passing to Wings since the man was detained, but the two names only referred to one person.
Rob on Friends Without Benefits: “Essentially her position is A big did it and ran away. Where her ignorance becomes gross incompetence, always assuming she…” May 28, 19:46
Bilbo on Friends Without Benefits: “Lets join in with Izzie. Wheest for Indy, for the next 5 years, 50 years and 500 years.” May 28, 19:42
Spartan 117 on Friends Without Benefits: “An interesting take, Confused. Wee Nicola Knew. As per your ex-neighbour.” May 28, 19:30
Elmac on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Spot on Colin. The theft of £667,000 from individual SNP members and members of the public has not been addressed.…” May 28, 19:08
Elmac on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Spot on Colin. The theft of £667,000 from individual SNP members and members of the public has not been addressed.…” May 28, 19:07
Dan on Friends Without Benefits: “@ Izzie But that really isn’t news though is it. Pretty much everyone knew that would be the case. But…” May 28, 18:57
Young Lochinvar on Friends Without Benefits: “I Good luck “empress” wandering about wearing no clothes..” May 28, 18:54
Confused on Friends Without Benefits: “I wasn’t going to post on this again, since it’s all been said already and everyone not a Sturgeon-fangirl knows…” May 28, 18:52
Andrea on Friends Without Benefits: “So, that’s how Scotland qualified for the world cup. All that extra practice explains a lot!” May 28, 18:50
Izzie on Friends Without Benefits: “The ‘room’ really dont care .Sorry but its a nin story. What about Westminster saying No thwarting the will of…” May 28, 18:37
Young Lochinvar on Friends Without Benefits: “I Is that was passes for humour this week amongst the party faithful? Pathetic. Total blind failure to read the…” May 28, 18:23
robertkknight on Friends Without Benefits: “Oh, I dunno… Goes a long way to explaining the gender woo-woo obsession. What goes on behind closed doors, eh?” May 28, 18:21
Billy Carlin on Friends Without Benefits: “The laugh is re Swinney lying about how they did not know that Murrell was swindling crook when most of…” May 28, 18:20
robertkknight on Friends Without Benefits: “Frank says: “Who is still protecting her?” I’d suggest you direct that question to the relevant section desk jockey in…” May 28, 18:18
Ex President Xiden on Friends Without Benefits: “It is an example of the tried and tested legal precedent known as ‘Kicking the can down the road’.” May 28, 17:58
Izzie on Friends Without Benefits: “Its okay folks we can alk get a shot of the campervan. I have booked my slot.” May 28, 17:49
Dan on Friends Without Benefits: “Is this why Pete only copped to 400K embezzlement, because the rest of a larger amount of monies was removed…” May 28, 17:39
Ex President Xiden on Friends Without Benefits: “By Sturgeon’s reasoning Peter Tobin and Angus Sinclair could also be said to have cooperated fully with the police after…” May 28, 17:30
Socrates MacSporran on Friends Without Benefits: “Re the feminine products removed from the charge sheet, the polis were probably confused; after all, it is fairly well…” May 28, 17:29
Frank Gillougley on Friends Without Benefits: “Seeing as the potential demise of Nicola regarding the inclusion of sanitary products was bargained away, surely it begs the…” May 28, 17:17
robertkknight on Friends Without Benefits: “More incisive investigative journalism, Rev…we salute you! As for Lady Sturgeon of Upper Behouchie, me thinks the lady doth protest…” May 28, 17:05
TURABDIN on Friends Without Benefits: “THE ACTIVITIES of Sturgeon & Murrell have taken Scotland further away from independence and handed the opposition propaganda for speculation…” May 28, 16:46
Northcode on All The Dirt From My Eyes: ““Ultimately, as Fanon came to realise, force by the minority who have psychologically engaged may be required.” It can’t be…” May 28, 16:26
Bill Scullion on Friends Without Benefits: “I have had several roles in internal audit many years ago and some of these did involve dealing with frauds…” May 28, 16:21
Alf Baird on Friends Without Benefits: “Ferry procurement would make for an interesting case study, though the beneficiaries are unlikely to be hapless politicians.” May 28, 15:58
J Robertson on Friends Without Benefits: “I notice Reputation Management closely followed by Fraud and Corporate Crime (somewhat oddly for a socially justice-minded lawyer and self…” May 28, 15:52
Marie Clark on Off-topic: “Hi Sarah and Tinto. We don’t have too many swallows this year which is a shame. We also don’t have…” May 28, 15:42
Cynicus on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Izzie, just say it: “wheesht for Indy” You know you want to.” May 28, 15:26
Rev. Stuart Campbell on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““It has previously been suggested by Wings, that he stole this money, then partially paid it back as ‘a loan’,…” May 28, 15:14
Tom Harrison on Friends Without Benefits: “You too can learn how fraud is done and dusted in public sector by SG, PS, CPS, CO and others…” May 28, 15:04