Many things about the session are disturbing, not least the incredibly one-sided nature of both the witnesses and the committee, none of whom seem to have even a token interest in challenging the claims of the witnesses, however absurd or contentious (eg that praying for someone is basically a form of torture).
The Scottish Government have just launched yet another nanny-state “healthy eating” intervention, and to be honest, readers, the cheap-shot open goals just queued up.
Our first instinct was to do a simple picture gallery of some of the insatiable pie-hounds squeezing their expenses-fed backsides onto the groaning, creaking benches and chairs of the Holyrood and Westminster parliaments, such as Kirsten “Elbows” Oswald (pictured above, slumped back under the sheer weight of her neck) – so known to other MPs because you get between her and a buffet at grave peril to your ribcage.
(And no, we’re not telling you which ones told us that.)
More than three months have passed since Alex Salmond launched a lawsuit against the Scottish Government for its grotesquely botched handling of false allegations of sexual misconduct against him.
With Scottish politics currently in a completely moribund state, as the party of government disintegrates shambolically and the main opposition party keeps its mouth shut and its head down in an attempt to not destroy its newfound and extremely fragile status as a credible alternative, one might imagine that the political media would be desperate for the case to get under way and provide them with some juicy content.
So it’s slightly surprising that none of them has noticed the latest development.
We’re reluctant to even mention the farcical, embarrassing goings-on in the House Of Commons last night, but the very short version is that the SNP somehow contrived to save Keir Starmer from an embarrassing mass rebellion of Labour MPs.
And in so far as anyone cared about them at all, the people of Gaza were the losers.
As the long-running police probe into SNP finances continues, Wings received some slightly surprising news today in the form of an FOI response.
Based on reports from various trustworthy sources we’d expected to hear that the police side of the investigation was by this point winding down somewhat, with most matters of fact already established, detectives assigned to other duties and the ball now largely in the court of the Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service (COPFS).
Because we’re still more than two years out from the next Holyrood election, and it’s really hard to see how it’s going to pan out. So let’s throw some figures around.
This is so freaky I had to check they weren’t quoting each other. It’s like a game show.
Just a couple of nice well-brought-up Hutchesons’ Grammar boys in smart suits, there, thinking the same, speaking the same, saying the same, and angling for the same job. (Which one of them now has, and the other may have soon.)
If there’s ever been a (branch office of a) political party that could somehow manage to blow it in Scotland against the burning trainwreck in a ditch full of sewage that is the SNP right now, it’s definitely Anas Sarwar’s hapless Scottish Labour.
Honestly, this stuff is comedy gold. But in a winner-takes-all dumb-off with Humza Yousaf’s SNP, it’s way too close to call.
One year ago today, Nicola Sturgeon suddenly resigned as First Minister. And what a spectacular 12 months it’s been for the Yes movement since her departure.
Dan on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Ach, I’m sure SEPA will be all over the issue, pulling or suspending MOD and Navy operating licenses, issuing big…” Aug 14, 10:30
Alf Baird on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “The assimilated colonized always look to the mother country for the culture they have exchanged for their own. As Fanon…” Aug 14, 10:29
Marie on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “I see Faslane is leaking like a sieve with radioactive water being poured into the loch from poorly maintained pipes.…” Aug 14, 10:06
am firinn on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Under the current version of s264(1) it matters not a jot whether the spouses are divorced or not:- (1)The spouse…” Aug 14, 09:59
Lorn on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Very good points, agent x, YL, Hatey. It is fact that it was the smaller pit that went first, before…” Aug 14, 09:37
James Cheyne on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Pretty sure that Ireland and Wales are dealing with, the same set of on point these problems from their leaders.” Aug 14, 09:23
James Cheyne on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “If it hadn’t been for those brave (Scots women) challenging that men should be recognised as men when in Womens…” Aug 14, 09:18
James Cheyne on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “How is the sale of that foreign Island going, has you know who, finished paying for it to taken of…” Aug 14, 09:02
Hatey McHateface on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Odd to think that where there’s a demand for stuff, they’re digging it up like there’s no tomorrow. Rare earths,…” Aug 14, 07:08
Hatey McHateface on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “@ Alf Baird says: 13 August, 2025 at 9:51 pm However, McHateface defines European Unionism as “an economically-intertwined, virtue-signalling political…” Aug 14, 06:44
Young Lochinvar on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Interesting AX Yet there’s no getting away from it that the bulk of early closure pits were small worked out…” Aug 14, 02:21
Young Lochinvar on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “A bit over simplified AX. SHE sent her place-person Breathy Bain down there with no greater mandate or cunning legalese…” Aug 14, 02:01
agent x on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Harold Wilson (Labour) closed 253 pits as against Margaret Thatcher (Conservative) 115, more than twice as many. However because there…” Aug 13, 23:08
Lorn on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “When I said New Labour were Tories by any other name, that is what they were but in a mirror…” Aug 13, 23:02
Alf Baird on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: ““UNIONISM is more than political, it is an exceptionalist worldview, more gut instinct than brain.” Yes, that might also be…” Aug 13, 21:51
Hatey McHateface on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: ““the chances of England succumbing to a tyrannical dictatorship are virtually nil” They may not yet be high, but to…” Aug 13, 20:56
agent x on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: ““Nicola Sturgeon knew she would lose independence court case – but still spent £250k of public cash on proving this”…” Aug 13, 20:50
Hatey McHateface on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “French is the language of diplomacy – the Lingua Franca in fact. The reason is that it permits ideas to…” Aug 13, 20:45
Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Spot on Sally for the first 3 paras. Personally, I don’t believe a word of her PERSONAL account. She’s a…” Aug 13, 20:41
Southernbystander on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “I have lived here all my life and I can tell you England is not collapsing. Of course I understand…” Aug 13, 20:35
Hatey McHateface on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “@ James says: 13 August, 2025 at 6:42 pm You’ll need both hands free to check this out, but the…” Aug 13, 20:35
Southernbystander on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “I can assure you the chances of England succumbing to a tyrannical dictatorship are virtually nil. Where do you get…” Aug 13, 20:31
Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Dan says: 13 August, 2025 at 7:44 pm Hmm, as stated several times already, I’m fairly sure that’s a different…” Aug 13, 20:28
Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Dan says: 13 August, 2025 at 7:44 pm Hmm, as stated several times already, I’m fairly sure that’s a different…” Aug 13, 20:27
Southernbystander on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “I think Beckett wrote most if his work in French, then translated it into English. I think he liked to…” Aug 13, 20:27
Nae Need! on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Hatey McHateface says: 12 August, 2025 at 10:38 pm Perhaps more true to the actual, lived reality: Frankly, My Queer,…” Aug 13, 20:23
Dan on The Endless Evil Of Everyone Else: “Hmm, as stated several times already, I’m fairly sure that’s a different Liz Lloyd. https://archive.is/RaImG” Aug 13, 19:44
