Latest leaked poster 66
Posted on
December 09, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Actually, we hear this one was meant for internal use only.
Author Archive
Celebrity endorsement 90
Posted on
December 09, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
War on satire continues 147
Posted on
December 09, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Oh dear lord. The No campaign really does seem hell-bent on making life hard for those of us who occasionally enjoy mocking it by (slightly) exaggerating the depths of its “Project Fear” scaremongering strategy. They’ve attempted to terrify Scots with uncertainty over the price of stamps, mobile-phone roaming charges and having to buy in Strictly Come Dancing, but none of it’s worked.
So now they’re pulling out the big guns: baked beans.
Balancing the budget 75
Posted on
December 08, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
——————————————————————————————-
Amount of money saved by Iain Duncan Smith’s “benefit cap” so far:
Amount of money wasted on Universal Credit welfare reform so far:
£120 million (or £140m, or £200m, or £425m)
——————————————————————————————-
The UK government – saving you money on welfare by 2034! (If you’re lucky.)
Professional standards 74
Posted on
December 08, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
There’s quite an embarrassing subbing howler in a story in the Sunday Times today in which the word “No” is replaced by the word “Yes”, which you’d have to put down as a non-trivial error. Fortunately the meaning is clear from context, as it’s part of a piece called “No campaign is branded as ‘amateur'” and containing the following fairly indisputable quote in respect of “Better Together” and its director Blair McDougall:
“There is no one regarded as a grown up in that campaign team.”
The entire article – which is accompanied by another in the same paper entitled “Unionists’ front man is nobody’s Darling” – is well worth a read. You can find it below.
Scotland on repeat 136
Posted on
December 08, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We must confess ourselves perplexed by the Messianic awe in which much of the Scottish media appears to hold Douglas Alexander. The epitome of the modern career politician (as far as we’re aware he’s never had any sort of job outside politics), Alexander has risen without trace through the Labour ranks, and his Wikipedia profile is unable to attribute one noteworthy achievement to the former minister despite his having held some of the most senior offices of state.
We’re unable to recall a single instance of Alexander ever expressing a view on any subject that was anything other than 100% in line with the official orthodox party position, and in Scotland his name is perhaps most associated with the shambolic conduct of the 2007 Holyrood election.
Nevertheless, for some reason Scottish newspapers appear to regard him as some sort of intellectual powerhouse within Scottish Labour, and the fact that his speeches don’t consist exclusively of tangibly bitter, hate-filled attacks on the SNP also seems to have him marked down as the party’s great thinker.
Which means that roughly every two months we have to endure a vacuous torrent of middle-management duckspeak such as the one Scotland on Sunday has inexplicably chosen to make its front-page lead this morning.
We agree with Margaret Curran 235
Posted on
December 06, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
And that’s something we can’t say every day.
So blind that you cannot see 56
Posted on
December 06, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
That was always a pretty silly lyric. But anyway.
We had to switch the telly off after about 10 minutes of the news this morning. The piety was too much to take. So intead we’re just going to quote two things from the avalanche of comment that’s appeared this morning on the death of Nelson Mandela.
Quoted for comedy 83
Posted on
December 05, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
The Herald, 5 December 2013:
Safe under the watchful eyebrows 82
Posted on
December 05, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Last night’s edition of Scotland Tonight saw a clearly nervous, rambling and seemingly well-refreshed ex-Labour spin doctor Simon Pia called upon to defend “Better Together” chairman Alistair Darling (“as good a frontman as I can imagine to save Britain”, said the Spectator’s Fraser Nelson in that extraordinary accent of his) from a series of attacks by his own side over his stewardship of the No campaign.
Pia played the usual cards that Labour types do when called upon to defend a man who is now distrusted by a majority of Labour voters. Darling was “substance not style”, a serious man with “cross-party appeal” (if you exclude Labour, the SNP and now seemingly a lot of Tories) who had “filleted” the White Paper (without reading it or understanding the one page he did look at) and saved the nation in 2008 “when we looked into the void”.
But not everyone shares Pia’s view of Darling’s integrity and competence.
How things change 98
Posted on
December 04, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Well done to the alert reader who spotted this 2006 Q&A with Jack Straw MP, former Foreign Secretary and then Leader of the House Of Commons, on the BBC website:
Small lunatic fringe forms splinter group 99
Posted on
December 04, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
About 1,000 more and LFI will be bigger than Scottish Labour’s actual membership.
