Introducing… the Union Jocks 148
Posted on
May 28, 2013 by
multiple authors
The No campaign makes for some unlikely bedfellows.
We’d like you to meet our new favourite patriots.
A reader writes 75
Posted on
April 16, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We were dismayed to hear this morning that the Scottish Parliament had wussed out on holding a debate on Margaret Thatcher’s legacy which had been scheduled for the day of her funeral (though not during it). But we were immediately cheered up again by this indirectly-related reader comment:
“By the way did I hear correctly that the funeral is supposed to have a Falklands theme? Would it therefore be bad taste to suggest putting Thatcher into a General Belgrano-shaped coffin and have it sunk into the grave by a hearse disguised as HMS Conqueror?”
Now THAT we’d pay money for.
But firstly 40
Posted on
April 15, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
It’s Monday morning, so rather than have an “And finally…” tonight we thought we’d cheer you up ahead of the grimmest day of the week with a couple of completely genuine unPhotoshopped images from this morning’s BBC Breakfast.
We’d love to imagine this was a satirical “accident”.
Never the twain shall meet 46
Posted on
March 27, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
A keen-eyed viewer alerts us to the alarming fact that the Herald appears to have been letting Magnus Gardham write its leader column with his crayons again:
(Online version since fixed, print version preserved for posterity.)
Confused Unionist Of The Morning 244
Posted on
March 25, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Opening your mouth and removing doubt 47
Posted on
March 16, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
A couple of paragraphs in a Vince Cable story (to over-dignify the piece in question) from today’s Scotsman are quite amusing if you swap the order they come in.
“The first day I took up my job as the chief economist at Shell I was given a plaque which had an Arabic saying and when I pressed for a translation, they said ‘All those who claim to predict the future are lying, even if they are later proved right’.”
Righto.
“Business Secretary Vince Cable last night warned that an independent Scotland’s reliance on revenue from oil would result in savage public spending cuts or tax rises, as he addressed the Liberal Democrat Scottish conference.”
Oops!
Let’s twist again and again 77
Posted on
March 13, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Veteran readers of this site will know how hard it is to nail Scottish Labour down on a policy for just about anything. So when we suggested earlier today that the party DID have a (sort of) firm policy on something – namely calling on the Scottish Government to bring forward legislation to stop people being evicted over bedroom-tax arrears – we probably shouldn’t have been surprised to be contacted within minutes by a Scottish Labour press officer angrily insisting that it didn’t.
Good morning, Unionists 46
Posted on
February 21, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
This guy’s on your team. Congratulations on that.
(We’re particularly impressed by the attack on Nicola Sturgeon, just days after a poll found her to be the most popular politician in Scotland, and probably Britain. Genius.)
At the last Scottish Parliament election, UKIP secured 0.52% of the vote, a little over half the share achieved by the Scottish Senior Citizens Unity Party. We’re not sure why the press doesn’t give their leader, whoever it is, more front covers.
Ask Wings Over Scotland 31
Posted on
February 16, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We note with interest a letter in the Scotsman today:
“This debate about the word “separation” is annoying and a distraction from the real issues. I am waiting for some answers from the SNP about the potential shape of an independent Scotland. This is a waste of time.
J ADAMS
Harrison Gardens
Edinburgh”
We’re not in the SNP, Mr Adams, but we’re happy to help you out anyway.
Better Together leaked posters #10 43
Posted on
February 01, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Seems to have been a small typesetting error on this one.
Better Together in the EU 159
Posted on
January 23, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We’ve got a bit of a dodgy Freeview picture this morning thanks to the weather, but we THINK this is what we just heard on the news from all the Tories (and others) who want the UK to leave the EU, but Scotland to stay in the UK.
Thanks to many alert viewers for sending in some we didn’t quite catch.
Probably a coincidence 49
Posted on
January 20, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Alert readers might have noticed that this morning we tweeted a link to a post on the Facebook page of Labour For Independence. It was a retort to a sneering claim from Anas Sarwar that the group had “one or a maximum of two Labour members” and was in fact a front for the SNP, and it responded by printing a list of 13 named Labour Party members who were active in the group. One of them stood out a little.
Now, we have absolutely no idea if that Alex Foulkes is the same Alex Foulkes who’s the son of arch-Unionist peer and Nat-basher Lord George Foulkes. We’re sure there are lots of people called Alex Foulkes in the Scottish Labour Party. But given that Lady Judy Steel (the excellent wife of Sir David, another prominent No voice) came out for independence a while ago – prompting a slightly misjudged joke from Murdo Fraser last week – it’d be a moderately amusing development if it was.
After all, if the leading lights of the No campaign can’t even convince the closest members of their own family to back the UK, how the heavens are they going to be able to sell the ailing Union to the rest of Scotland?
