Let’s play Jocko Bingo! 161
Posted on
November 30, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
This really happened today:
Bagpipes! Haggis! Tartan! Whisky! Pretty sure we just got trolled, folks.
Monkey disowns organ-grinder 185
Posted on
November 27, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We mentioned this story (about David Cameron pushing ahead with “English votes for English laws” legislation that would exclude Labour MPs from budget votes, despite the Smith Commission report categorically saying he wouldn’t) earlier today, but one particular line from it deserves a post of its own.
He said: ‘This is the Prime Minister’s view, it is not government policy.’”
You heard it right, readers: a never-seen dimwit in a job so pointless he himself stood in the last election on a policy of abolishing it altogether really just said “Don’t listen to anything this idiot says about government policy, he’s only the Prime Minister.”
It’s been that sort of day, folks.
Priorities ordered 211
Posted on
November 25, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Scottish Labour-style.
Good stuff. We’re just not sure that’s, y’know, the main reason for doing it.
The song remains the same 135
Posted on
November 02, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Wendy Alexander, 2007:
“It is a journey that I am determined will end with Scottish Labour back in power at Holyrood.
So: listen, reform, don’t just bash the Nats. Got it. How hard can it be?
You have to laugh, or… 341
Posted on
September 30, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
There’s only one possible sane response to this story. It’s below:
Click the pic to sign. Let’s see who gets the most, shall we?
No regrets 334
Posted on
September 24, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Or some regrets. It’s so hard to tell.
The UK media, ladies and gentlemen.
Nick Clegg Signs Another Pledge 502
Posted on
September 15, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We’re the fire in the sky 188
Posted on
September 11, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
I had a night off this evening, readers. Poker and banter and laughs (and a Chinese takeaway) with some chums, a quick stop-off to chat a bit of strategy with the Wings Fulfilment Department and then home. I was just a few yards away when a song came on the stereo and I had to change my mind. I stomped on the accelerator, turned the volume up so loud it was distorting my sense of smell and gunned it out to the hills on the edge of town at full tilt just to feel the cool night breeze and release the pressure.
This one’s for all of us.
Ein Yolk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer 198
Posted on
September 05, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
It’s England’s Oil 381
Posted on
August 28, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
This is Polly Toynbee of the Guardian and Eddie Bone of the Campaign for an English Parliament in a remarkable nine minutes of “Good Morning Scotland” this morning.
It’s the nearest to sounding like a Yes voter you’ll ever hear James Naughtie. Enjoy.
