It’s hard to keep up with developments in Scottish politics these days, readers. We told you January 2021 was going to be a pivotal and explosive month but there’s been more going on than even we expected, and that’s despite the fact that Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon’s appearances before the Fabiani committee now both look like being pushed back to February.
So our apologies if we have to give some things rather more cursory coverage than they might ordinarily merit, or cram several stories into one post. For example, we’re just going to link you to solicitor advocate Gordon Dangerfield’s appearance yesterday on the Tommy Sheridan podcast, even though he said this non-trivial thing on it:
Sky News had a breaking report tonight about a person they couldn’t name.
Was it The Woman Whose Name You Can’t Say? We couldn’t tell you even if we knew, readers. And we can’t tell you whether we do or not. Sky carefully avoided even saying what sex the person was, and you’d have to be quite an alert viewer to notice any of the hints they dropped in the piece. We’ve said enough. You’re on your own now.
As ever, please do not commit contempt of court in the comments.
This is definitely fine and not at all suspicious.
Geoff Aberdein is the man whose evidence could destroy the First Minister. We know he’s already told the High Court under oath that he had a meeting with Nicola Sturgeon on 29 March 2018 to discuss the Salmond affair.
Which of those accounts is correct will determine whether the First Minister was lying to Parliament deliberately and whether she has to resign under the Ministerial Code.
But now, not only will Aberdein – the single most important figure in the entire inquiry – NOT be called as a witness, but the public will not be allowed to see even a redacted version of his written testimony so that they can judge who’s telling the truth.
What conceivable reason could there be for that? How could either “The meeting was arranged in advance and we talked about the allegations” or “I was in visiting someone else and just popped my head round the door briefly to say hi” ever need to be a state secret the Scottish public mustn’t know? And yet it is.
No cover-up here, folks. All open and transparent and above board. There’s definitely nothing going on that the Scottish Government desperately wants to hide from you. It’s all fine. Ssssshhhh, now. Sssshhhh for Nicola like good little boys and girls. Write another of your nice wee blogs about how Boris Johnson will just give in for no reason and independence is inevitable. But no questions. Definitely no questions.
In addition to the Survation poll that was in the field last week and which we’ve been reporting on, there was also a Panelbase one going round at the same time.
(It’s as yet unpublished, and having been sent a few of the… interesting questions in it by some people who took the poll we’re very excited to find out who commissioned it. Our money is on either George Galloway’s furious new list party – which incidentally just had its registration refused again by the Electoral Commission – or the collection of anonymous hyper-Unionist nutters ironically calling themselves “The Majority”.)
But as the opportunity was there we slipped a couple of questions of our own in too, and the findings from one of them were pretty dramatic.
There’s a most revealing article by George Osborne in today’s Evening Standard. It’s well worth a read in full – it’s not very long – but this is the key passage:
The deathless defenders of Plan A will of course continue to shriek that “he’s a Tory so he must be lying”. And if any of them can ever actually manage to tell us what Scottish voters can possibly DO to Boris Johnson if he keeps refusing, we’ll be all ears.
But since they never seem to be able to do that, we’re going to thank Mr Osborne for that unusual outbreak of honesty, and for admitting that a simple point-blank refusal of democracy is the Tories’ best and only strategy to keep Scotland in the UK. Because for as long as the SNP don’t have a Plan B, it’s the only one they actually need.
In 2014, it was women who stopped Scotland becoming independent.
But it was still a man’s fault, of course. Those of us who were around at the time, while many of the SNP’s earnest young activists of today were still squeezing their spots, will recall a multitude of media articles on how it was apparently the fairer sex’s personal antipathy to Alex Salmond that was responsible for the No camp’s victory.
And who knows, maybe that was true and maybe it wasn’t. We have no idea. But what we do know is that you can’t have it both ways.
After something of a quiet spell (we gather for personal reasons), we’re delighted to note that the excellent Gordon Dangerfield – a highly experienced Scottish solicitor advocate – is back blogging, in particular with regard to the Fabiani inquiry.
His piece today, of which the above is but a tiny snippet, is a must-read.
Hatey McHateface on The Longest Road: “Thanks, Alf. Took you a bit longer than I anticipated, but no harm done. I have a personal antipathy to…” Feb 16, 22:54
Hatey McHateface on The Longest Road: “There’s a rumour the ‘chunky new chapter’ will be ghosted by the script writer for the latest “Wuthering Heights” box…” Feb 16, 22:38
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Ach Northy, ye crave attention, and sometimes it seems to me I’m the only cant who will take pity on…” Feb 16, 22:33
100%Yes on The Longest Road: “Its Peter memoir we’ll be interested in.” Feb 16, 22:28
Alf Baird on The Longest Road: “More than happy to provide you and Robin with the science explaining our colonial condition, Hatey; then you and he…” Feb 16, 22:06
agentx on The Longest Road: ““Nicola Sturgeon to write ‘chunky new chapter’ to update memoir” Oh it seems her memory is returning (to try to…” Feb 16, 21:50
Northcode on The Modern Politician: “Since nothing much is happening in Scotland I’ve been pondering the nature of the ‘special’ relationship between England – also…” Feb 16, 21:30
Jennifer Livingston on The Longest Road: “Gentle is the one who shares a plate when another’s has been stolen. My family was busy getting their land…” Feb 16, 21:15
Hatey McHateface on The Longest Road: “Have a heart, x. If Effijy combusts, that’s gonna be on your conscience for literally minutes.” Feb 16, 21:14
Hatey McHateface on The Longest Road: “A plucky race, the Noggies. Right up near the top of the biggest per capita contributors to the just struggle…” Feb 16, 21:09
Dan on The Longest Road: “DaveL. Why are you so sure that there are only your two suggested options for why he may be doing…” Feb 16, 20:33
Lorna Campbell on The Longest Road: “Alf: it might be colonialism to an extent, but it doesn’t explain the actions of leaders all over the world…” Feb 16, 20:00
MaggieC on The Longest Road: “Well done to Paul and all involved in going ahead in the fight for justice for Alex. X “ So…” Feb 16, 19:55
David Holden on The Longest Road: “A short post would be thank you Paul and I don’t care what your motives are if it helps the…” Feb 16, 19:55
Hatey McHateface on The Longest Road: “The SNP office holders are individually responsible for discrepancies in the accounts, at least. Alert readers are aware that some…” Feb 16, 19:44
Hatey McHateface on The Longest Road: “Why don’t you then, Northy? As the alert readers have sussed, if you claim ADHD it’ll likely get you off…” Feb 16, 19:40
Tartan Tory on The Longest Road: ““There is two sorts of nationalism in Scotland at the moment” Enlightened, engaged and erudite. Willing to play a longer…” Feb 16, 19:39
Hatey McHateface on The Longest Road: “An interesting take by Robin McAlpine on the linkage between Mandelson and the people running Scotland at/for HR: https://robinmcalpine.org/is-peter-mandelson-running-scotland/ The…” Feb 16, 19:35
Confused on The Longest Road: “but what if shirley manson picks up nicola sturgeons legal bills? – checkmate or Rod Stewart becomes Chief Justice? BAAAAAAAAAABY…” Feb 16, 19:30
Northcode on The Longest Road: “Whit a couple o gawsie leukin birkies – like a pair o wee geeglin piglets… twa o the cutest colonialists…” Feb 16, 19:17
DaveL on The Longest Road: “F.S. There’s always one eh, but already there’s two. Bobo bunny and Effijy moaning and suspicious. Take a look and…” Feb 16, 18:23
Wally Jumblatt on The Longest Road: “someone asked “what’s in it for him”? Where do some people get their bitterness and suspicions from? If that’s how…” Feb 16, 18:18
100%Yes on The Longest Road: “The SNP isn’t fighting on any fronts that the problem, its the Scottish government and tax payers money. If we…” Feb 16, 18:14
100%Yes on The Longest Road: “He’s delusional with regards to the Labour party and Britain and to be honest I’ve never heard of him or…” Feb 16, 18:10
agentx on The Longest Road: “https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgl59xj74rlo” Feb 16, 17:58
Arthur Martin on The Longest Road: “I’m delighted at this announcement. Great to see the SNP fighting on so many fronts and experiencing a taste of…” Feb 16, 17:43
Alf Baird on The Longest Road: “Well, they are certainly “a major problem” but I would argue the root ’cause’ is colonialism which makes them (and…” Feb 16, 17:38
Effijy on The Longest Road: “Interesting! Is this really an honourable quest for justice with his own funds, Where did those funds come from as…” Feb 16, 17:30
agentx on The Longest Road: “@ Bobo bunny. Did you even listen to the interview? I found him very straightforward with what he said and…” Feb 16, 17:29