The SNP have plumbed some real depths recently, but this is a new low.
Although we suppose on one level you could spin it as a positive, namely that disabled people really are just like everyone else – they can be despicable scumbags too.
I started writing this post two weeks ago, incensed at the behaviour of the SNP NEC and their proposals to introduce self-ID for disability. Then they sacked Joanna Cherry from the front bench.
Joanna Cherry is probably one of the few people left in the SNP exec that even knows what Chesterton’s Fence is, and its importance in lawmaking. As a gay woman, she understands on a practical level the issues round equality legislation.
It also means that she’s a particular target for certain groups. Ye shall know a genius by this sign; all the dunces of the world are in confederacy against her.
Two weeks ago a Wings scoop caused quite a furore to erupt around the SNP’s ham-fisted and corruptly-motivated attempts to increase BAME and disabled representation at this year’s Holyrood election.
We’ve always been opposed to what were until recently known as “quotas”, and prior to that “positive discrimination”, but have now been cunningly rebranded as “diversity and inclusion” because that’s a much more difficult thing to say you object to.
It’s easy to make an honourable-sounding case against any form of “discrimination”, because decent and civilised people are taught to automatically think of discrimination as a bad thing, even if you put “positive” in front of it.
So the word “quotas” was adopted to move the concept from a pejorative term to a neutral noun – objecting to “quotas” doesn’t sound intolerant, any more than objecting to (say) “procedures” does. So that’s fine, because you can still discuss it like adults without too much unpleasantness.
But those pushing the agenda got smarter still by changing the name again. If you say you object to “diversity and inclusion”, you sound like a monster and a racist, because diversity and inclusion are plainly good things – no decent person wants to live in a monoculture, or to exclude anybody from society – and so the debate is immediately drowned out by self-righteous tossers screaming “BIGOT!” and “NAZI!” at everyone.
And yet in the context of social policy the three phrases mean the exact same thing. They’re all systems for overriding raw democracy so as to increase the representation of selected groups at the expense of other groups, for one reason or another.
(Sometimes it’s ostensibly just penance for historical wrongs, while at other times it’s supposedly for economic benefits, and so on.)
And while the proponents of those systems will openly argue that the only group being disadvantaged is straight white men so it’s all fine (because nobody likes straight white men and anyone standing up for them can be easily dismissed as a “gammon” for lots of woke points and Twitter likes), it isn’t even remotely close to the truth.
Because in “diversity and inclusion”, some groups are a lot more included than others.
The two main centres of infection for the woke entryist poison currently disfiguring the SNP are Stirling and Aberdeen, where they coalesce around two Westminster MPs – Twitler Youth gauleiter Alyn Smith and the worryingly unhinged Kirsty Blackman.
In recent months Wings has documented numerous attempts by the faction (which is chiefly characterised by its hyper-extremist and fundamentalist version of transgender ideology) to gerrymander and fix the party’s internal election processes to ensure that its disciples – who are enormously unpopular among the grassroots membership and have repeatedly failed to win by playing fair – get selected as candidates.
It’s our sad duty to report this fact to you, readers: our experience of sending Freedom Of Information requests to the Scottish Government is basically that the more answers you get from them, the less information you end up having.
In an attempt to freshen up its usual panel of tired and tiresome politicians and pundits, last night’s Question Time (ostensibly from an oddly-vague location in “the North East”) featured moderately-known circus fortune-teller Gypsy Rose Petulengro, crossing her palm with silver for some analysis in a short break from one of her celebrated seances.
The clip above was her take on whether Nicola Sturgeon would resign if either of the current inquiries found that she’d systematically and repeatedly lied to Parliament and broken the Ministerial Code, and the strange thing about it was that for someone who was professing to be looking into the future, she didn’t even appear to know the basic pertinent facts of the present or the past.
Because while pretty much every journalist, pundit and legal expert reporting the case agrees that the amendment made to the Section 11 order protecting the anonymity of the complainers in the Alex Salmond case is an important and significant one, it hasn’t impressed the only person whose opinion actually matters: Andy Wightwash.
The Spectator’s application to the High Court for a variation of the anonymity order in HM Advocate vs Alexander Salmond has just finished. It seems to have been agreed by all parties that Lady Dorrian will now amend her order to read thus:
“An order at common law and in terms of section 11 of the Contempt of Court Act 1981, preventing publication of the names and identity and any information likely to disclose the identity of the complainers in the case of HMA v Alexander Elliot Anderson Salmond, as such complainers in those proceedings.”
We suppose this is a sort of compliment, in at least two senses.
The second of them, of course, being the sheer surprise of some people at discovering that not everyone is as cynical and devious as they evidently are themselves.
Once again we’ve clipped the entire question and “answer” so you can see nothing’s been taken out of context, but the important bit is from 2m 30s to 2m 53s.
Davidson’s question was quite complex but boiled down to why Nicola Sturgeon hadn’t properly recorded details and minutes of meetings on Scottish Government business, in direct breach of the Ministerial Code.
That’s a valid question in itself, to which there was no meaningful response, but it was what Sturgeon said right at the end that raised our eyebrows.
PC Foster on Strike One: “Dr Upton aired some of his medical beliefs during this tribunal that demonstrate that he is clearly not fit to…” Dec 12, 16:55
Alf Baird on Strike One: ““The Scottish judges sit under the Crown of England, not the Crown of Scotland” This appears as an inevitable reality…” Dec 12, 16:15
Michael P on How Far To Go, How Far: “Breathtaking – that Tribunal Judge has written himself into a whole world of trouble. It is a real concern that…” Dec 12, 15:44
100%Yes on How Far To Go, How Far: “My understanding is you can only make an appeal if you have a point of law. The judge might have…” Dec 12, 15:44
Rev. Stuart Campbell on How Far To Go, How Far: “I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN” Dec 12, 15:42
100%Yes on How Far To Go, How Far: “I honestly would love to see other women and organizations put their weight behind her appeal. This needs sort and…” Dec 12, 15:38
AdamH on How Far To Go, How Far: “I don’t know which is more unbelievable 1) That a judgement could contain so many errors 2) That even if…” Dec 12, 15:24
Stuart MacKay on How Far To Go, How Far: “The whole thing reeks of AI slop. You’d have to be especially retarded to write “Not For Gays” – good…” Dec 12, 15:20
holymacmoses on How Far To Go, How Far: “Make sure you’re credited for all this research and analysis Mr Wings. The judgement was bizarre if not cynical in…” Dec 12, 15:19
DaveL on How Far To Go, How Far: “‘The laws an ass’, that’ll be regarded as a top notch compliment now.” Dec 12, 15:13
Terry on How Far To Go, How Far: “You have two Problem 3’s. Best not to have errors when criticising the errors of others. Anyway, keep up the…” Dec 12, 15:13
Gordon Bain on How Far To Go, How Far: “Utterly shameful! It’s also interesting that even the Record can’t use English properly. “nurse Sandie”? FFS! Nurse Peggie, surely. As…” Dec 12, 15:09
Stu on How Far To Go, How Far: “I mean, I’m sure no actual judge would do the following, so I’m talking about a hypothetical judge in a…” Dec 12, 15:08
Captain Caveman on Strike One: “I am the bearer of good news, Northy: No one is trying to kill you – or your imaginary Pictish…” Dec 12, 14:34
Jay on How Far To Go, How Far: “What, if any, provisions exist for public funding of Mrs. Peggie’s costs? Will we see the day when a Judge…” Dec 12, 14:12
Sven on How Far To Go, How Far: “Yet again, I feel the MSM are following where our host leads.” Dec 12, 14:07
Northcode on Strike One: “Hi Marky, Try not be a humungous bore on here today… oops, too late, Marky. And I don’t hate the…” Dec 12, 14:04
Bruce Williamson on Strike One: “Has nobody questioned what a Doctor is doing in a Nurses area in the first place. Pretty sure the pecking…” Dec 12, 14:01
sarah on How Far To Go, How Far: “More excellent analysis, Rev. Thank you. [typo – there’s two number 3 problems.]” Dec 12, 13:56
Southernbystander on Strike One: “Thanks NC. This is the original German: ‘Schießt um die gehörte Musik die Zeit zum strahlenden Kristall zusammen, so fällt…” Dec 12, 13:48
Northcode on Strike One: “No problem, Jay. Your comment was very clear. I knew fine well that your comment wasn’t directed at me. I…” Dec 12, 13:40
Giesabrek on How Far To Go, How Far: ““Scotland in 2025 is a country where pretty much nobody is actually responsible of accountable for anything” Should be “responsible…” Dec 12, 13:35
Mark Beggan on Strike One: “Hi Northy, ‘Colonizing agents’ Seriously? It doesn’t matter how you dress it up Northy. You just can’t get that hatred…” Dec 12, 13:27
Jay on Strike One: “Hi Northcode, Going back to spoiler alert, my reference to unconstructive comments was not directed at you but at your…” Dec 12, 12:48
Northcode on Strike One: “I like this comment of yours, Oh, Southern one. Yes… the original German might be useful, and interesting, too. Thanks,…” Dec 12, 12:05
James Cheyne on Strike One: “The Scottish judges may be knobbled, however due to the pre terms, conditions and articles, one of the major reasons…” Dec 12, 11:41
Southernbystander on Strike One: “Regarding the fate of comment consigned to the silent void, as Theodor W. Adorno said about music that is written…” Dec 12, 11:35
Captain Caveman on Strike One: “A truly astonishing read (not in a good way). Just incredible. What an utter shit show. Time to clear the…” Dec 12, 11:35