We suspect that watching it will be profound waste of time and a grave danger to our monitor screens, but we’ll certainly at least tune in for the votes at the end, because which motion/amendment the Parliament puts its name to will be a revealing moment.
Some of our more alert readers may recall the events of four years ago this month, when a mob of SNP representatives all suddenly raged against the idea of (perfectly legally) “gaming” the Holyrood electoral system to produce a pro-indy supermajority.
Voters try to organise themselves to maximise their desired outcomes all the time (see various tactical-voting campaigns), and so do political parties – witness John Swinney’s current plans for a grand anti-Reform coalition. And of course, the SNP never objected to indy voters voting for a different party on the list if it was the Greens. The entire thing was just a poorly-disguised attack on Alba.
But even so, guess what? The rules just changed again.
It’s one of the most profoundly disappointing things about the last decade of Scottish politics that for about five minutes in 2015 we all thought that this awful dunderheaded foghorn was a bright new hope for the future.
In April 2021, the SNP were still the undisputed masters of all they surveyed. A poll conducted by Ipsos MORI that month showed them on 53% of the vote for the Scottish Parliament, a jawdropping 33 points ahead of their nearest rivals.
When the Holyrood election a month later was held, they won 64 seats, one more than they had done in 2016. Yet despite having led a minority government without any significant difficulties for the preceding five years, Nicola Sturgeon chose to invite the Greens to form a coalition with her party, and the effect that had on the public’s view of the government was… well, let’s see.
What with this poll apparently being such terrific news for John Swinney’s runaway popularity with the people of Scotland, readers might be wondering why SNP MSP Graeme Dey has apparently forgotten to include the actual figures or link to the source so that people can find out for themselves.
It’s taken me four weeks to write this, because I barely knew where to start.
Channel 4 showed the singular and vastly wonderful The Banshees Of Inisherin at the weekend, and as brilliant as it is in its own right, it also came loaded with all sorts of resonances and finally prodded me into action.
The equally singular and wonderful Jonathan Nash, who will be known to readers of this isolated and quiet island parish under a variety of names, died last month, of death. It was sudden yet expected, and in those respects very much the opposite of the man himself.
Welcome back to what will hopefully be normal service after we’ve been spending the last few days battling off a determined and temporarily successful attempt at hacking the site. Apologies to those who had clicks intercepted and redirected to a malware site which tried to get people to download dodgy .EXE files, but our readers are far too alert to ever fall for such things so no harm should have been done.
So back to business, which for us often means pointing out things that have been said in newspapers that aren’t true, which brings us to last Friday’s issue of The National.
A couple of days ago a reader asked on Twitter if we thought Reform, who continue to lead in UK opinion polling, might allow a second indyref if they actually got into power, as it would for obvious reasons be hypocritical of them not to. And to be frank we dismissed it out of hand, because Nigel Farage is the ultimate British nationalist, he’d have no obvious political reason to, and since when did hypocrisy bother politicians?
And then last night a longstanding Courier/Press & Journal reporter (who despite that is an all-round decent chap and indy supporter) tweeted this:
And actually, on further thought, that’s not the craziest idea at all.
The difficulty is that any minute now, someone is going to ask the beleaguered First Minister the staggeringly obvious question that arises from the fact, namely:
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Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “As always, James, I’ll be deferring to your superior first-hand knowledge. You’ll be writing about auto-erotic asphyxiation. That has sometimes…” Apr 15, 12:56
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Many APOLOGIES to FOR WOMEN SCOTLAND that I reposted this article without noticing their organisation’s title was misspelled by the…” Apr 15, 12:55
Alf Baird on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““no permanent Scottish film studio” Scots can or should readily see that, being a colonized people we are ‘out of…” Apr 15, 12:54
Dan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “I think one of the main issues when talking about energy is that electricity cannot be seen and therefore there…” Apr 15, 12:46
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “SCOTS SCHOOLS PUSHED TO IMPOSE ‘UNLAWFUL’ TRANS POLICY ON FEMALE-ONLY SPACES East Lothian Council has come under fire for advising…” Apr 15, 12:19
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James Che on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Mini wind turbines set on our roofs or beside our houses would be a steadier energy source than daylight or…” Apr 15, 11:35
Northcode on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Frantz Fanon reminds us that, “Each generation must, out of relative obscurity, discover its mission, fulfill it, or betray it.”…” Apr 15, 11:32
James Che on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Dan, Not only are Scottish homes not adequitly insulated but the solar energy is not stored, meaning shorter daylight hours…” Apr 15, 11:22
Dan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Economies of scale mean energy generation infrastructure is a matter best dealt with at a national level. Of course, that…” Apr 15, 10:05
James Che on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “The colonial governance employs perverts and we pay them to do so, extra Scottish tax, This nonsense of pretending that…” Apr 15, 09:52
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Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “From LANARK by Alasdair Gray, Chap 22: One morning Thaw and McAlpin went into the Cowcaddens, a poor district behind…” Apr 15, 09:35
James Che on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Wandering away from the topic as others do, Resources and Scotland powering the rest of Britain through solar energy, The…” Apr 15, 09:23
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Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““7000 year old civilisation” Laughter came easy, but words fail. ScotGov should commission a study into the adverse mental health…” Apr 15, 08:13
Hatey McHateface on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Am I the only reader who feels bitterly let down by the intellectual stuntedness and aspirational poverty of the Scottish…” Apr 15, 08:03
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Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “C @ 11.11 Lanark? Well! If it’s anything like Londons Uber trendy West End rendition of “Hamilton” then I’m afraid…” Apr 15, 00:06
Cynicus on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “I note that erstwhile stalwart supporters are annoyed with that son of Scotland, Dòmhnall Iain Trump for outing himself as…” Apr 14, 23:57
Confused on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “note the cunning way this is framed – free energy, or worse still – being PAID to use it, is…” Apr 14, 23:12