We’ll be honest, readers, we gasped out loud when we saw this.
That such a basic, fundamental truth of human existence should ever be front page news with the capacity to shock 100,000 years after we invented language is a sign of just how insane our world has become since 2015.
But magnificent as it is, it’s not even today’s BEST front cover.
We wouldn’t be Wings if we didn’t round off this evening with a representative selection of some of the more measured and thoughtful responses from transactivists across the UK to today’s Supreme Court judgment.
So fetch some sort of celebratory beverage, settle down in your comfiest armchair in front of the fire (‘cos it’s been Baltic today) and enjoy the Sounds Of Kindness.
For those among you who don’t have the time or patience to wade through 88 pages of judicial lingo, we’ve distilled today’s Supreme Court judgment down to its key points.
Much of it, of course, can be summarised as “the bleeding obvious”.
We’ve all got a lot of extremely heavy reading and pondering to do now. But the short version of the outcome of For Women Scotland vs The Scottish Ministers is this:
On the face of the judgment just handed down live in the courtroom, a more absolute, comprehensive and legally momentous defeat for the Scottish Government – and the forces of gender ideology in general – seems difficult to imagine.
But we’ll get back to you on that after all the reading. Today, we’re just going to stand and salute FWS and their richly-deserved triumph. See you later.
Welcome back to what will hopefully be normal service after we’ve been spending the last few days battling off a determined and temporarily successful attempt at hacking the site. Apologies to those who had clicks intercepted and redirected to a malware site which tried to get people to download dodgy .EXE files, but our readers are far too alert to ever fall for such things so no harm should have been done.
So back to business, which for us often means pointing out things that have been said in newspapers that aren’t true, which brings us to last Friday’s issue of The National.
As alert Wings readers will know, we’re fond of a WW2 analogy from time to time. The conflict is so extensively documented, and so deeply embedded in British culture (for both good and ill), that it’s a reliable tool for getting points across concisely and clearly.
(It’s also one of the last major wars in which, overall, the good guys and the bad guys were pretty indisputably easy to identify.)
So let’s keep that in mind for a moment while we look at this.
The wild thing about this poll isn’t the headline that six months after winning a massive landslide majority, Keir Starmer now trails Nigel Farage – leader of a party with five MPs to Starmer’s 411 – as the electorate’s choice for best Prime Minister.
It’s the little grey numbers sitting quietly at the bottom.
As more horrific experiences from survivors of rape torture gangs surface from across the UK, we must focus not on knee-jerk political posturing but on the root cause that led to the failure of these children by our society.
Political inaction has now opened the door to inevitable political mileage, nurtured from stoking vengeance in a rightly-angered public. Those only interested in creating cultural conflicts no more support justice for survivors than those who allowed this abomination to fester by looking away or worse, covering up the problem.
For any functioning society, inflicting unimaginable pain on children on an alarming scale seems unimaginable. Yet, the evidence has been in front of us for years – so why has immediate action to ensure the safeguarding of children – and vulnerable adults – not been a pressing priority?
Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Bob Johnston on The Day Everything Changed: “Replying to Redcliffe62. No one has an issue with transmen or transwomen. Long life and happiness to all of you.…” Apr 18, 02:30
Platinum on The Day Everything Changed: “Even the judgement admitted that now the only purpose of a GRC is to make a depressed man feel a…” Apr 18, 02:29
Young Lochinvar on March Of The Ferrets: “Correct. Yet Kelly (mostly unemployable) Gittering Given uses the N word on anyone with an ounce of reality in their…” Apr 18, 02:07
Redcliffe62 on The Day Everything Changed: “I do not comment often these days although I find the writing of Mr Campbell generally the best on matters…” Apr 18, 02:03
Geri on The Moral Vacuum: “LBC? They’re fully paid up members of the cult. I remember Posy Parker on a phone-in with James O’Brien where…” Apr 18, 01:26
Geri on The Moral Vacuum: “I remember way, way back on twitter Stu having a heated argument with Mhari Hunter about this. That’s where I…” Apr 18, 01:08
Geri on The Moral Vacuum: “This is why they were instructed to stick to *no debate* The moment they open their mouths the car crash…” Apr 18, 00:43
TheParty1sOver on The Moral Vacuum: “These men are something else, aren’t they…..just heard Iain Dale talking to Joanna Cherry, trying to justify men in women’s…” Apr 18, 00:33
mike cassidy on The Moral Vacuum: “Seems a long time since you first started drawing attention to this, Rev I had no idea it was even…” Apr 18, 00:27
Iain C on March Of The Ferrets: “It will be harder (apart from Green loons) to find anyone who admits supporting the gender bill than it was…” Apr 18, 00:16
Antoine Roquentin on The Moral Vacuum: “You’re some man for one man, Stuart Campbell!” Apr 18, 00:08
Glesga Jim on The Moral Vacuum: “I’ve got to look at that Gomersall when they come into my local BK store in the Gorbals, it put’s…” Apr 18, 00:07
Morgatron on The Moral Vacuum: “Big thanks to you and Graham Linehan , i wonder if so called quiet friend’s will apologise to him? Thanks…” Apr 17, 23:29
Dave G on March Of The Ferrets: “i appreciated that reasoned discussion is not going to happen but as agent X says, the court in the UK…” Apr 17, 23:19
Effijy on The Moral Vacuum: “If you put lipstick on a pig you still have a pig. A wolf wearing sheep’s clothing is still a…” Apr 17, 23:11
Marie on The Moral Vacuum: “From one moral vacuum to another – anyone seen or heard from Sturgeon?” Apr 17, 23:09
Billie on The Moral Vacuum: “Oh dear, another fruitcake spouting absolute rubbish. Shown up for the absolute tube that he is, he/she or its days…” Apr 17, 23:09
Tracey on The Moral Vacuum: ““95% of men aren’t rapists” – I believe the percentage is smaller than that. The rest of the article is…” Apr 17, 23:09
Geri on March Of The Ferrets: “Yes, dumb down telly & social media played a massive part. The World Health Organisation removed it from its list…” Apr 17, 23:03
Bob Johnston on The Day Everything Changed: “Announcement from the Ministry of Truth. Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.…” Apr 17, 22:32
Geri on March Of The Ferrets: “There should be a new law – every time they lie to the public they should lose two months salary.…” Apr 17, 22:27
Mark Beggan on March Of The Ferrets: “All over Scotland tonight the sound of documents being shredded, emails being deleted, Statements being hurriedly written, Drag Queen shows…” Apr 17, 21:43
Young Lochinvar on March Of The Ferrets: “Well said Mia It’s all a sick fad, relatable entirely to William Bruce Jenner in 2015 and media spread like…” Apr 17, 21:21
Former President Xiden on March Of The Ferrets: “What is the National cuck, Swinney saying about it?” Apr 17, 21:09
Mia on March Of The Ferrets: “No. Sorry. In my eyes that thing is and will always England’s Supreme Court. I do not recognise the legitimate…” Apr 17, 20:44
Carol Neill on March Of The Ferrets: “I certainly hope not , I hope she takes them all the way” Apr 17, 20:19
JimboLLbI on The highlights show: “Will they attempt to redefine “biological”?” Apr 17, 19:58
agent x on March Of The Ferrets: ““The English Supreme Court” No – it is the UK Supreme Court – an independent Scotland would not have the…” Apr 17, 19:44
Hatey McHateface on March Of The Ferrets: “Kirsty Blackman will finally know the answer to the question that has troubled her for so long. I hope she…” Apr 17, 19:24