This week Scottish Labour have been attacking the SNP’s rather timid plans for the reform of Council Tax, which is an entirely fair and legitimate opposition pursuit.
But as is their wont, Kezia Dugdale’s branch office just can’t help overplaying their hand and doing it in a highly dishonest way.
We thought you might like to see this snippet from a recent edition of the BBC News channel’s newspapers round-up, spotted by an alert reader.
We particularly enjoy the obviousness with which presenter Martine Croxall is being fed random titles into her earpiece by a panicking producer in response to freelancer stringer Matthew Green’s unexpected observation.
As we’ve explored many times on Wings, one of the many reasons you should never trust a newspaper’s headline is that even the ones that are technically true can be painting a highly (and deliberately) misleading picture.
For example, more than two years ago we pointed to a Scotsman story that blared “A THIRD OF SCOTS WOULD BACK EXIT FROM EU”, which is a rather curious spin to put on a poll which found a 13-point margin for staying in the EU.
A paper particularly fond of misusing stats in this way is the Daily Mail.
An interesting and illuminating exchange has taken place in the last few days between the First Minister and Times columnist Kenny Farquharson, one of the many senior journalists who’ve recently jumped from the sinking ship of The Scotsman to take up less prestigious but more secure positions elsewhere.
It started on Saturday night, when Farquharson tweeted this:
In what may be a new all-time low for the broadsheet press in Scotland, this morning’s Scottish edition of the Telegraph makes a front-page lead story out of a petition with a pathetic 4500 signatures, put together by some extremist Yoon nutters to express their rage that there might be a peak-time news show actually made in Scotland.
The idea of a so-called “Scottish Six”, whereby the main six o’clock news bulletin would be a single programme made by BBC Scotland and covering Scottish, UK and world news – rather than the current half-hour London-centric UK programme followed by 30 minutes of regional murdur’n’fitba in Reporting Scotland – has been exercising the media (and pretty much nobody else) for the best part of 20 years.
But now it’s become a constitutional battleground, and the funny thing about it is that the two sides are fighting bitterly over something neither of them actually really wants.
Newspaper sales figures in Scotland now come out in a patchy and unco-ordinated sort of way, with different frequencies and at different times of year, so we thought it’d be worth collecting them together for easy reference.
The numbers below are the most recent figures for each title that we know of – for papers classed as “national” that means November last year, and for those counted as “regional” (which includes the Scotsman and Herald titles) it’s this month.
Figures have all been rounded to the nearest 100, and increase/decrease stats refer in all cases to the corresponding sales for one year previously.
So just to clear that up: four times £12 million is £200 million. The mystery of why people are increasingly reluctant to believe what they read in newspapers continues.
Last night, MP Natalie McGarry made another heavily-qualified semi-apology to the popular abusive-tweeter enthusiast JK Rowling, because that’s how bullying works. (As far as we know McGarry has still refused Rowling’s demand that she make a sizeable donation to Rowling’s charity under threat of legal action.)
One of George Orwell’s most-quoted lines is “Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.”
We wonder who was trying to silence the torrent of drivel below, then.
Garavelli Princip on When the law breaks the law: ““Perhaps you could inform us which “senior Whitehall-appointed civil servants” just got rid of Scotland’s Not Proven verdict”. That’s not…” Feb 21, 14:26
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on When the law breaks the law: “ALBA PARTY LEADER’S UPDATE Dear friend Let me, firstly, thank you for your support for our Party over these past…” Feb 21, 14:19
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: ““A much better version than the original” Sorry, Northy, but naw. As the most recent research indicates that Shakespeare was…” Feb 21, 13:42
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: ““rape and pillage, sell out your country” My, willie, either you subscribe to a much more sensationalist publication than I…” Feb 21, 13:36
Northcode on When the law breaks the law: “Here’s a better version of Hamlet, the play scribbled doun by Shakespeare, scrieven by the same lass who wrote WIDDERSHIN.…” Feb 21, 13:16
Northcode on When the law breaks the law: “Since bugger aw is happening in this place here’s some poetry scrieven in Scots and quilled by a Scot fir…” Feb 21, 12:49
Marie on When the law breaks the law: “It’s the concept of the UK that people on here have a problem with – not the reality that the…” Feb 21, 11:25
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: “Hope ye were wearing a guid pair o tackety boots, Marie. An nae standin oan a tiled flair!” Feb 21, 11:06
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: “Ah, c’moan noo, x, hoo mony years ye bin oan here an ye’ve learnit naething? Nae sic a thing as…” Feb 21, 11:04
agentx on When the law breaks the law: “The Isle of Islay is now in British waters having steamed past Lands End and heading for Greenock at 15.6kn.…” Feb 21, 10:50
Northcode on When the law breaks the law: “Guid mornin’ tae aw yous folk fannyin aboot oan here. Hae a guid weekend the lot o ye, aye. Thon…” Feb 21, 10:32
Marie on When the law breaks the law: “It was easy to hoodwink people in the olden days. In the olden days could incur the wrath of a…” Feb 21, 10:26
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: “@Onlooker Not my fault that you lack the smarts to follow my posts. You’re online, obviously. Most of human knowledge…” Feb 21, 10:23
willie on When the law breaks the law: “Absolutely interesting points about allegiance and fighting for who. One thing that has come out into the public domain is…” Feb 21, 10:20
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: “Loving the idea that there are such things as legal and illegal wars, Marie, and that once the shooting starts,…” Feb 21, 10:12
TURABDIN on When the law breaks the law: “«This one has a way to run and run, and the stench which surrounds both politics and the Palace will…” Feb 21, 09:36
Marie on When the law breaks the law: “@McHate 11.14pm (20/2/26). When you are sent to illegal wars and see obscene acts of violence against civilians you return…” Feb 21, 09:27
Dan on When the law breaks the law: “@ Onlooker https://grousebeater.wordpress.com/2021/05/21/sturgeons-skeleton/ https://petercherbi.wordpress.com/2021/03/10/first-interests-judge-recommended-for-judicial-role-by-nicola-sturgeon-found-first-minister-committed-three-counts-of-professional-misconduct-in-law-society-probe-of-ms-sturgeons-failure-to-pro/” Feb 21, 09:04
Young Lochinvar on When the law breaks the law: “Any truth in the rumour Keir Starmer is going to appoint Gary Glitter as Ambassador to the USA?” Feb 21, 02:07
Young Lochinvar on When the law breaks the law: “HMcH Well Oi Vey Y’all!! FYI: Mumbling was permitted when swearing-in in divided Glasgow back then.. AI not tell you…” Feb 21, 00:01
Onlooker on When the law breaks the law: “Reply reply reply reply reply reply reply sneer fart waffle baffle babble…if you are a paid bot, you must have…” Feb 20, 23:22
Onlooker on When the law breaks the law: “Forgive my lack of exact recollection of details, but didn’t Nicola Sturgeon recommend Dorothy Bain for the Lord Advocate job…” Feb 20, 23:20
Young Lochinvar on When the law breaks the law: “Anyone see the irony of Ross Greer attacking Randy Andy (guilty as eff probably) while “its” party was the governmental…” Feb 20, 23:20
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: “I recall you claiming you served in the British Army. That will make you one of the very few (perhaps…” Feb 20, 23:14
Young Lochinvar on When the law breaks the law: “Interesting how quickly, all things considered, that things have moved on since Auld Lizzie the lizard shuffled off this mortal…” Feb 20, 22:53
chic kirk on When the law breaks the law: “i donated but will do so again as needed, we the public must step forwrd to support people like mark…” Feb 20, 22:23
David Holden on When the law breaks the law: “Perhaps we should be running a crowd funder for the world’s greatest living half Greek former prince who has fallen…” Feb 20, 16:07
sarah on When the law breaks the law: “@ Mark Hirst: I donated when you first opened the crowdfunder and will do so again. I note that the…” Feb 20, 15:55