The 2010s end in a matter of hours, and everyone and their genderfluid dog is writing retrospectives of the 10 years just past. This site, which came into existence in the second year of the decade, has very little interest in following suit – we’ve always been about the future.
But a cursory glance over the shoulder does reveal one immediately striking fact that’s worthy of passing note.
Remember this guy? Go on, give it a minute, it’ll come to you.
He popped up today to chuck in his tuppence-worth about inflammatory language in politics, and how – like everything else bad – it all started with vile cybernats in 2014 (because as you’ll of course remember, it was Yes supporters who never shut up about “surrendering”) and has now sullied even the dignified halls of Westminster.
We see Gordon Brown is celebrating his 500th article promising “federalism” in the Scottish media today. Which is nice. We always enjoy hearing about the stuff Labour pretends it’s going to do when it’s in power.
But like everyone who’s been waiting 100 years and counting for it to abolish the House Of Lords (a pledge which also gets another runout in Brown’s latest intervention, bless him), we won’t be holding our breath.
In news that will come as a shock to absolutely no readers at all, McDougall wasn’t just lying, and wasn’t just wrong about one thing, but was both wrong and lying about pretty much everything he said.
Both of the Yes camp’s “scare stories” which were sneeringly mocked by McDougall during a BBC debate in Inverness actually came true – the Tories DID win the next election, and Johnson DID end up as leader of the party and then as Prime Minister.
(McDougall burst into tears at Scottish Labour HQ on the night of the 2015 election as his party lost 40 of its 41 seats despite his services as Jim Murphy’s speechwriter and adviser, his powers of chortling seemingly having deserted him.)
Still, at least the Record hasn’t been so completely lacking in self-awareness as to point a finger at others in Scotland and say something like “far too many people who should know better are complicit in the tragedy”.
We weren’t sure whether tomorrow’s Cairnstoon was going to be delayed by technical gremlins (it turns out it isn’t), so we prepared an emergency backup plan on the same theme and you may as well see it now as a sort of trailer.
It’ll be good every time they dig him up yet again in the future too.
Of course, they meant if they LOST the first one. But readers might feel that a certain degree of irony has perhaps manifested itself since then, particularly in terms of people knowing “what they would be in for” after June 2016.
So just to recap the UK government’s rules for the Yes movement:
– If you win, you don’t really win and you have to go again in case things change.
– If you lose once, that’s it forever, no matter how much things change.
Always remember what we’re dealing with, folks. The rules are always whatever they say they are, regardless of what they might have said a minute ago, and no matter what happens we’re swimming against the sea.
That’s the only reasonable interpretation of this tweet from Jenny Marra MSP.
Because clearly if the Scottish Parliament of 1707 was an illegitimate oligarchy that didn’t represent the people – and it certainly didn’t – then it can’t have had any right to sign away the sovereignty of Scotland and the Acts Of Union must immediately be repealed and a new referendum held to decide whether Scotland should join the UK.
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Fun fact. The “J” that is Homer Simpson’s middle initial actually stands for “Jay”! “surviving inhabitants of g@za (for whom…” May 9, 21:52
George Ferguson on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Well I think, yet again, your right Stu. I will be dead by the time of the next Scottish Parliamentary…” May 9, 21:45
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Don’t they have some kind of separatist/insurgency/civil war scenario going on in Sri Lanka? Let’s get some of that transposed…” May 9, 21:40
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Guys, guys. Get a private room and circle jerk off all you like about those good old times.” May 9, 21:30
Jay on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Hateface comment at bottom of the thread resulted in it being read! He/she/it seems to imagine there are elections in…” May 9, 21:25
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Are you sure, Fearghas? If somebody is selling something, surely their pitch is only excellent if people buy it? Looking…” May 9, 21:23
Rob on And Nothing Happened Forever: “The frustrating thing about both thec alphabetties elected was that they were not elected at all. They are list MSP’s…” May 9, 21:14
Breastplate on And Nothing Happened Forever: “John Main, I like to point out hypocrisy when I see it, that’s why I like to reply to your…” May 9, 21:08
Ross on And Nothing Happened Forever: “You also predicted 18 months ago there would he no pro independence majority. A lot can change” May 9, 21:08
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““For we are fast approaching the colonial end-game” Fit wuy did thon wee ginger dug get in here? Bet you…” May 9, 20:57
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “And lots of people blame Trump for ICE. They should learn some history.” May 9, 20:49
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““You won’t get much support here for that point of view” And that’s precisely why Indy is going nowhere. What…” May 9, 20:45
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““they at least can hold their heads high” As an oath breaker, a betrayer of your vow of allegiance, WTAF…” May 9, 20:36
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Anybody know how long this wake will go on? Fit’s that ye say, Sooty, 5 years! In among all the…” May 9, 20:32
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““en masse, they can barely manage to speak the English language properly, is a bridge to far for most” And…” May 9, 20:20
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “So we’ve five years of Geri pushing toxins. You got EXACTLY the result you wanted, Geri. Don’t insult our intelligence…” May 9, 20:09
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Wow, Geri. Didn’t take you long to start on your next 5-year plan for carpet bagging your agenda on the…” May 9, 19:59
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““They don’t even want devolouton” “they were not prepared for more devolouton” They don’t even know what it is. Why…” May 9, 19:54
ALANM on And Nothing Happened Forever: “You won’t get much support here for that point of view and so I thought I should offer mine. I…” May 9, 19:44
TURABDIN on And Nothing Happened Forever: “THE POLITICAL CLASS survives thanks to collective amnesia.” May 9, 19:29
100%Yes on And Nothing Happened Forever: “The SNP has to know the constant vote for Indy sooner or later is going to fail because lets be…” May 9, 19:02
Mark Beggan on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Or as an alternative: Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict.” May 9, 18:19
Jay on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Re. Tommo, inverted commas for ‘elect’, is that a comment on the ‘closed list’ system?” May 9, 18:16
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Lorna, Aye. I was joking too. That it wouldn’t be a bad thing if he did rock up for the…” May 9, 17:57
TURABDIN on And Nothing Happened Forever: “spineless, slithering, slobbering beasts copulating together….but with what?” May 9, 17:34
Tommo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “‘So we really may as well not have bothered’ The same could be said of both the mainland devolved assemblies;…” May 9, 17:26
paul on And Nothing Happened Forever: “From Sri Lanka’s electoral commision: 03. What are the qualifications and disqualifications to be a candidate at a Parliamentary election…” May 9, 17:23
Breastplate on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Aidan, pu tin is used as a bogeyman to scare the bejeesus out of us western plebs. The horrific idea…” May 9, 17:08
Lorncal on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Och me, it was a joke, Geri. Yes, I agree that this is a very evident sign of decay on…” May 9, 17:07
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “It has done a lot of good, TBF. Once SNP completed Alex Salmonds projects the decline & rot started. Sturgeon…” May 9, 17:07