The UK’s political commentariat is afire with shock today over a new poll.
The poll showed that Tory members would by margins of around 2:1 willingly sacrifice Scotland and Northern Ireland – along with the UK economy and their own party – to make sure Brexit happened. Which is all very interesting, unless you read Wings in which case you knew it a year ago.
The Daily Record today carries a piece by Scottish Labour MPs Ian Murray and Martin Whitfield (no, us either) bitterly attacking their leadership over the Euro election results.
The two men complain that Jeremy Corbyn and Richard Leonard won’t listen to them, and insist that the party must “heed the people” if it ever wants to wield power again.
So it’s a bit ironic that they won’t take their own advice.
We thought you might enjoy watching Sarah Smith just about remembering to mention the European elections while conveying to a watching nation her amazement that the dastardly SNP still want independence, from tonight’s Reporting Scotland.
We’ve watched in growing amazement this morning as some Remain supporters have tried to spin last night’s election results as somehow representing a Remain victory. Much of it has been based on this batshit-mad graphic from the BBC website:
Despite in some ways being the most tumultuous election result in UK history (in terms of the near-destruction of the two main parties), it also changed almost nothing.
…for the EU election results, a reminder of days gone by.
Inexplicably, the Scottish Tory manifesto for the 2014 Euro election forgot to include the paragraph saying “Of course, if you vote No this September, then England votes to leave the EU in the most catastrophic manner possible, Scotland will be dragged out too no matter how it voted, and we’ll just tell you to shut up if you complain about it”.
It was probably meant to go in that space at the end, but you know how it is, mistakes happen. No harm done, eh?
So Theresa May has handed in her notice. She will formally resign as Conservative Party leader on June 7, triggering a leadership election which will be concluded by “the end of July”, until which time she’ll continue as a powerless lame-duck caretaker PM.
I’ve just been out to vote in the European elections, because as a rule I think people should vote in stuff. And while it was a very difficult choice, in the end I voted for the only sane option. (Click pic to view.)
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Northcode on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Well, having perused all the comments posted here today I think I can say that us Scottish liberation seeking Scots…” Mar 9, 20:50
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Cynicus on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Alf, did you forget the late, great commentator Bill McLaren? He wis a Borderer wi a guid Scots tung in…” Mar 9, 20:24
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Alf Baird on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “To add, in relation to Northcode’s correct use of the Scots word ‘dummie’, which refers to in English ‘a dumb…” Mar 9, 19:54
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Ah, c’moan noo, Alf. Ye were jist getting interesting. Fits Scots fer corset? BTW, surely nae True Scot drinks pints?…” Mar 9, 19:52
Aidan on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Nice to see you again Dan, hope you’ve been well. Was the moderated post you moaning about something by any…” Mar 9, 19:44
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Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Turns out that in a country of over 90 million, the best man for the top job just happens to…” Mar 9, 18:50
Dan on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Hatey McHateface says: at 6:03 pm “And continue to act astonished that because most people think your borderline illiterate, with…” Mar 9, 18:31
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Dead man stooping more like. He’ll be down in a tunnel like the ham ass scum. If the surveillance drones…” Mar 9, 18:26
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “It’s the coming of the men in white coats you need to be worrying about. Anybody make it to the…” Mar 9, 18:20
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Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Twinned with “Scots For Dummies”, Alf. Who knew that the Scots for zombie is zombie, the Scots for tree is…” Mar 9, 18:11
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Mark Beggan on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “New Iranian leader is now declared a ‘living martyr’. How’s that for word play! Or in other words a dead…” Mar 9, 17:56
Alf Baird on Scotland’s Most Frightened: ““In every general election since 2015 (bar the last one) there has been a majority of (supposedly) pro-independence MP’s returned…” Mar 9, 17:09