It’s a Bank Holiday and frankly there’s absolutely bugger-all of any interest in the news today, so I hope you’ll forgive me a personal indulgence, readers. I’ve only used the personal pronoun for a couple of Wings articles out of over 2,300 in the site’s two and a half years of existence, because the independence debate isn’t about me. But a curious piece in today’s Herald by David Torrance merits such a response.
If you don’t see what it’s got to do with that video*, bear with me.
To cheer you up a bit, we thought you might like to see a couple of rather curious pieces from this weekend’s right-wing press. 300 years of the Union have infamously left Scotland with the lowest life expectancies in the UK, as illustrated in particularly stark fashion by some maps published a couple of years ago in the Guardian:
Respectable author Allan Massie (father of Spectator columnist Alex) rather shames himself in today’s Scottish Mail On Sunday, with a particularly grim piece of what we assume is supposed to be comical crystal ball-gazing, painting a melodramatic picture of an apocalyptic post-independence Scotland as seen by Project Fear.
Over 2500 words long, it ticks all the boxes – no currency union, a mass exodus of business, Spain vetoing Scotland’s EU membership, economic Armageddon forcing the return of tuition fees and prescription charges, Trident staying on the Clyde permanently, Orkney and Shetland voting to stay with the UK and somehow taking the oil with them in direct contravention of all international law, and so on.
Which would all be a super piece of knockabout fun, were it not for the fact that we’ve already almost lost count of the number of times the right-wing English media, and in particular the Mail itself, has already trotted out this same dystopian drivel.
Despite the strikingly unequivocal nature of David Trimble’s clarification yesterday of his comments about the independence referendum’s potential impact on Northern Irish politics, remarkably the media are today still trying to spin them into a dire warning about a Yes vote causing renewed violence in the province.
The picture below is a page from this morning’s Sunday Times.
We’ve quite frequently highlighted the ugly, irresponsible tone of the No campaign’s – and especially Labour’s – comments about “foreigners”in the independence debate. And the reason we do is because that sort of language feeds attitudes like these.
As people who commission opinion polls occasionally, a thing that puzzles us is why other people who do it ask questions and then don’t talk about the results.
Some polls are done with the intention of being for private consumption only (this is particularly true when they’re commissioned by one side or the other in a debate, rather than by a notionally-impartial newspaper or the pollster themselves), and at other times results will be kept private because the results are unfavourable to the people who commissioned them.
(For the avoidance of doubt, we’ve never withheld any results for that reason.)
But at other times, results will be published but never discussed. Which is why, whenever a poll’s just come out these days, we get ourselves straight over to the polling company’s website and see what’s been left out.
STV Sport has tonight broken the news that Scotland will play England in a friendly international at Hampden on November 18 this year.
Would you like to imagine, readers, the songs the visiting England support might sing if Scotland had voted to continue being ruled by them exactly two months earlier?
If you feel your strength sapping between now and September, remember that.
Yes Glasgow has been inviting No speakers to take part in this Thursday’s event for literally months. They’ve contacted every single MP and MSP from a Unionist party representing a Glasgow seat, asking them to participate. They offered from the very beginning to let “Better Together” co-organise and co-host the debate, which will be chaired by the neutral Electoral Reform Society Scotland.
The only reason that “everyone on the platform is a Yes supporter” is because nobody from the No side is prepared to face the Glasgow public and put their case. The opportunity is still there. We confess ourselves perplexed that they seem determined to refuse it, and then to complain bitterly that the debate is one-sided.
I had no idea what to expect from the UKIP public meeting in Bath tonight. The city is genteel, wealthy and has been solidly Lib Dem for over 20 years. While there are of course some sketchier areas and it hasn’t been immune to the UK’s recent economic troubles, generally speaking it has little to complain about.
So when UKIP booked the 730 downstairs capacity of the Forum (a rather beautiful old Art Deco former cinema from the 1930s) for a public meeting, I hung onto the hope that there was at least a reasonable chance it’d be half-empty.
Alert readers will be familiar with a phenomenon we often like to highlight in these pages – that of the dramatic newspaper headline which rapidly turns into something completely different by the time you read the text of the story.
There’s an especially fine example in today’s Telegraph.
Northcode on The Gulf War: ““The right of peoples to self determination does not provide anyone with the right to… exclude minority ethnicities from participating…” Jan 2, 18:15
Dave Hansell on List Voting For Cretins: “Only in your subjective opinion, Cave dweller. It says Daz on the side of buses, but they don’t sell soap…” Jan 2, 18:14
factchecker on List Voting For Cretins: “Alf Baird says: 2 January, 2026 at 5:26 pm “if Scots can’t assemble a pro-independence majority from pro-independence native born…” Jan 2, 18:08
Alf Baird on List Voting For Cretins: ““give some examples of countries in the world where the franchise is based on something different” You might consider UN…” Jan 2, 18:05
Andy Ellis on List Voting For Cretins: “@ Alf 5.26 pm Thankfully Alf you and the tiny minority of ethno-nationalist bigots don’t get to decide who is…” Jan 2, 18:04
Northcode on The Gulf War: ““… such policies are described as “abhorrent to the conscience of mankind” if anyone were to be in any doubt…”…” Jan 2, 18:02
Northcode on The Gulf War: ““…Ten years residence…” You’re very generous, James. That’s at least 290 fewer residency years than I was thinking. I think…” Jan 2, 17:56
Andy Ellis on The Gulf War: “@ James 5.27 pm There’s no precedent for anything more than a 24 month residence criteria for a self determination…” Jan 2, 17:56
twathater on List Voting For Cretins: “VOTE for the Scum Nonce Party OR Alba if you WANT to remain tied to this VILE , ABUSIVE uk…” Jan 2, 17:56
Alf Baird on The Gulf War: “” the civic nationalism which characterises the recent progressive self determination campaigns in liberal democracies such as Quebec, Catalonia and…” Jan 2, 17:55
Aidan on The Gulf War: “Absolutely Andy I agree with all of that, and I suspect the reason why we are treated to endless riddles…” Jan 2, 17:46
Xaracen on The Gulf War: “Aidan said; “Of course though the example you give isn’t human hallucination, it is an accurate statement of the UK’s…” Jan 2, 17:45
James on The Gulf War: “The twa Franchise Fannies circling round again changing the meaning of others posts. It’s easy. Ten years residence, or born…” Jan 2, 17:27
Alf Baird on List Voting For Cretins: ““if Scots can’t assemble a pro-independence majority from pro-independence native born Scots..” We did. The Scottish Referendum Survey established that…” Jan 2, 17:26
Northcode on List Voting For Cretins: “A fair amoont o whit a post is tongue-in-cheek in an attempt tae wrap a wee bit humour (humour in…” Jan 2, 17:09
Northcode on List Voting For Cretins: ““Are you telling us that English people living in Scotland should not be entitled to vote in any future independence…” Jan 2, 17:04
Andy Ellis on List Voting For Cretins: “Open franchises similar to those used in local government elections do however constitute the overwhelming majority of franchises in self…” Jan 2, 16:38
Andy Ellis on The Gulf War: “@Aidan 3.16 pm Are you telling us that English people living in Scotland should not be entitled to vote in…” Jan 2, 16:28
100%Yes on List Voting For Cretins: “Who? Did you mention Liberate Scotland because if you did, they will achieve no media attention at all and will…” Jan 2, 16:28
factchecker on List Voting For Cretins: “The professor claims “The irregular ‘local government’ franchise used for Scottish national elections (and national referendums in Scotland) based on…” Jan 2, 16:26
100%Yes on List Voting For Cretins: “How many do you believe come on this site and actually read what Stu has written, I’m going to say…” Jan 2, 16:08
Captain Caveman on List Voting For Cretins: “Hey Dave, the Guardian is on the political left – like fucking obviously. Too late to disown it now my…” Jan 2, 15:42
Alf Baird on The Gulf War: “‘Self-determination’, and here a key word is ‘self’, concerns ‘a people’ (usually defined by a common language, heritage, history, common…” Jan 2, 15:36
Dave Hansell on List Voting For Cretins: “A timely reminder that sticking a label on something (whether that label is “Metropolitan Left” (sic) or “Far Right”) -…” Jan 2, 15:22
Alf Baird on List Voting For Cretins: “Aye Northcode, Imperialism aims to obliterate national cultures (Fanon); by implication, this confirms that ‘the only bulwark against imperialism’ (Said)…” Jan 2, 15:21
Aidan on The Gulf War: “Are you telling us that English people living in Scotland should not be entitled to vote in any future independence…” Jan 2, 15:16
lothianlad on The Gulf War: “The SNP are infiltrated to the hilt by careerists, unionist sympathisers and brit state collaborators.” Jan 2, 15:12
lothianlad on List Voting For Cretins: “Great post again Stu! I have a half wit cowardly SNP list supporting friend who still believes both votes SNP…” Jan 2, 15:05
Alf Baird on List Voting For Cretins: ““what happens if unionist voters decide to vote tactically in the constituencies” This is already evident for some years in…” Jan 2, 14:58