With this year’s GERS figures imminent, there are two stories about North Sea oil in today’s papers which are markedly different in both tone and honesty.
This, for example, is the front page of the Sunday Herald:
It’s basically a reprise of a Wings story from almost a year ago, noting that despite producing broadly similar amounts of oil to Scotland from the North Sea, Norway has generated tens of billions in pounds in government revenue from it – even during the price slump of recent years – while Scotland has actually LOST money.
To be honest with you, readers, we’re still trying to make some sort of sense of the whole “vote Scottish Labour to get independence” thing. Because try as we might we can’t think of a single way in which having a Scottish Labour MP is better than having an SNP one in terms of either independence OR socialism.
The mainstream media is now, by our count, up to at least 13 sizeable articles on the Great Yes-Movement Schism Of 2017 – a minor online spat between a tiny handful of people who’ve never liked each other and most of whom the general public has never heard of – and shows no signs of tiring of gleefully revelling in the subject.
There’s nothing particularly surprising or even diabolical about that. As any reality-TV show viewer will tell you, viewers absolutely love to watch people fighting, and doubly so if it’s the summer silly season and there’s no real news. Most of the stories have attracted large responses and therefore lots of juicy and profitable clicks for tired hacks who long ago stopped having anything of any interest to say but still have to honk out 1000 words a week in order to get paid.
But the more sinister aspect of them is the way they’ve been weaponised to (further) demonise and silence the Yes movement. If someone attacks other Yes figures with a provocative, offensive and dishonest piece, the extra bonus for the media is that any legitimately angry response to it can be used as yet more proof of The Vileness Of The Cybernats: “Look! They even turn on their own if they dare disagree!”
For the Unionist press, that’s a win-win every way up, and there are some on the Yes side who seem only too willing to co-operate with the narrative.
Earlier today we reported on the mysterious failure of the Herald to notice that its front page lead story about supposedly poor ScotRail punctuality figures made a number of serious errors with regard to the facts, most notably confusing the excellent figures for last month with a 12-month rolling average which was significantly worse.
But as we read the rest of the papers, we noticed the oddest thing.
The BBC’s Reporting Scotland is, in our view, directly responsible for at least 80% of Yes supporters’ belief that the UK’s state broadcaster is biased against independence. Almost all of the worst examples of unbalanced or downright dishonest coverage over the last five years come from the flagship teatime bulletin.
Last month saw the first meeting between the UK Brexit delegation and the EU’s, and by many accounts it fell far short of the UK’s expectations. David Davis spent months drumming up the “strong and stable” approach which would see both the divorce deal and the subsequent post-Brexit trade deal negotiated simultaneously. He was told by everyone that this wouldn’t happen, but simply brushed off the warnings. When push came to shove, he finally accepted that he’d have to negotiate the divorce deal first.
This is just the latest in a long string of failures and ineptitudes over the course of the UK’s handling of the whole farcical process and it got me thinking. If Scotland had voted Yes in 2014, what would it have looked like if the Scottish Government had handled that vote the way the UK has managed Brexit?
Millionaire-funded diehard loyalist forelock-tugging faction Scotland In Union published an extraordinary blog post yesterday.
Its 606 words comprised a sort of Caledonian Cringe Greatest Hits, allegedly penned by someone called Fiona Annesley (of whom we’re told nothing else, and who has no detectable online presence), but the line that particularly caught people’s eye was this:
James Che on The Shortest Day: “The independence door has been ajar for years, the SNP are just to Scared an feared to go near it…” Aug 29, 17:40
James Che on The Shortest Day: “How lame can the Snp become when they pretend to demand Scotlands democratic right to remove Scotland from a voluntary…” Aug 29, 17:18
robertkknight on The Shortest Day: “The SNP is all for maintaining the status quo for the benefit of SNP staffers and elected representatives. It has…” Aug 29, 17:08
Frank Gillougley on The Shortest Day: “Uncannily and entirely coincidentally, from Denis Johnson’s book, Tree of Smoke p.194: ”Do you know what makes me bitter above…” Aug 29, 16:48
twathater on The Shortest Day: “I am really concerned that you possibly gave ANY credibility to ANYTHING excreted by an snp mp , especially when…” Aug 29, 16:18
DaveL on The Shortest Day: “The man obviously has no self respect and has shown himself to be an everyday gravy bussing ‘yes man’, three…” Aug 29, 15:30
100%Yes on The Shortest Day: “If the Reform was to use a Westminster election to win Scottish voters in order to win an our right…” Aug 29, 15:28
Young Lochinvar on The Shortest Day: “Why is Swinney wearing a woman’s dressing gown, is he and Murray having a competition to see who looks like…” Aug 29, 15:24
Patsy Millar on The Shortest Day: “As for Brendan O’Hara, I can’t believe I stood out in the pouring rain with his name on my rosette…” Aug 29, 14:58
Radical Cartoons on The Shortest Day: “Wow,couldn’t have been put on the Naughty Step faster if he’d said men should stay out of the Ladies Loos!” Aug 29, 14:43
Mark Beggan on The Shortest Day: “Anybody? Does that include the Taliban or Antifa? and it feels like only yesterday that the very mention of Reform…” Aug 29, 14:38
duncanio on The Shortest Day: “Never trust a man who indoors wares sun-glasses on top of his head as if they were an alice band…” Aug 29, 14:06
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Shortest Day: ““The SNP will never work with Reform or do any deals with them” could not possibly be any more of…” Aug 29, 13:58
Mach1 on The Shortest Day: “Maybe you could read that all again, Geoff. Do it slowly” Aug 29, 13:51
100%Yes on The Shortest Day: “We just had a Holyrood election where the SNP stated two vote SNP to stop Reform and yet Reform won…” Aug 29, 13:45
Geoff Bush on The Shortest Day: “Not sure I agree with your analysis here Stu. I don’t detect any U-turn in what Dave Doogan said before…” Aug 29, 13:26
Dickiet on The Shortest Day: “I have heard from a very good source (ie someone that was specifically told to their face by Swinney when…” Aug 29, 13:26
Captain Caveman on The Slowest Dawning: “”Wasn’t Michelle Mone all about hard work, enterprise, trying to get on in life, earning a crust, law and order,…” Aug 29, 13:13
James Che on The Slowest Dawning: “I bet the National and BBC never cover the story that the SNP are in the Westminster Foundation for Democracy…” Aug 29, 11:47
TURABDIN on The Slowest Dawning: “TIME FOR SWINNEY to swim with the fishes.” Aug 29, 11:46
James Che on The Slowest Dawning: “J Robertson, Scotland is a mess, But then we have to accept for now that the SNP run it under…” Aug 29, 11:30
James Che on The Slowest Dawning: “Gordon Brown thinks Scotland better get used to its voluntary union with England, which Scotland was relieved from all obligations…” Aug 29, 11:21
Mark Beggan on The Slowest Dawning: “You will be pleased to know that the British military now consists of a Drag Queen show played by women…” Aug 29, 11:21
Northcode on The Slowest Dawning: ““Ye ken ma pal, Kenny, don’t ye?” Wee Frankie said. “Dis he no come fae the Raploch oot Stirlin’ way?”…” Aug 29, 11:19
Hatey McHateface on The Slowest Dawning: “You forgot one. Why are Scots still being oppressed with colonially imposed question marks.” Aug 29, 11:17
Hatey McHateface on The Slowest Dawning: “Still though, Mark, his absence is noteworthy. Hope he hasn’t found himself at ground zero of a positive feed back…” Aug 29, 11:13
Hatey McHateface on The Slowest Dawning: ““Don’t the Brits just love engaging their military” Too right. Only just the other week they deployed masked and hooded…” Aug 29, 11:02
James Che on The Slowest Dawning: “At some point Scotland has to ask questions, what do we meed a referendum for, What would we declare UDI…” Aug 29, 11:01
Hatey McHateface on The Slowest Dawning: ““Vote overwhelmingly” I must have missed that.” Aug 29, 10:58