The SNP’s earth-shattering 2011 majority election victory, which paved the way for the 2014 independence referendum, dropped a bomb on Scottish politics.
What few people realised at the time was that it was also going to set up a series of massive paydays for one of Scotland’s wealthiest demographics: lawyers.
We’re very busy today writing more FOI requests and the like, so we’ll just take a brief moment here to note that hiring super-expensive lawyers to object to the questions you’re being asked DEFINITELY sounds like the behaviour of people who are keen to co-operate fully and in the most transparent way possible with an inquiry:
A column on a Sturgeon-loyalist indy website that we read yesterday has been mildly annoying us ever since, and in the interests of open debate (but mainly because it’s cold and grey and rainy outside and we can’t go out and feed the swans) we thought it was worth taking half an hour to walk through it a little and explain just why it’s such a dangerous piece of fantasy nonsense.
But first here’s one of said swans. She’s about five months old and her adult feathers are just starting to come through. Isn’t she lovely?
In case things get a bit rough later we’ve got some squirrels and a really fat dachshund as emergency backup, so buckle in.
The comments from committee convener and SNP MP Linda Fabiani (we guess she must be another of those MI5 plants/secret Unionists) are really quite extraordinary. In terms of Parliamentary language they’re only a hair’s-breadth short of an invitation to step outside and settle things with an old-school dust-up in the car park.
The weekend just past saw a convulsion as big as any we can ever recall witnessing on Yes social media, triggered by a series of tweets by Nicola Sturgeon which caused an extraordinary negative reaction out of all proportion to their ostensible content.
The reason was that the First Minister – who had remained silent about countless episodes of hideous misogynistic abuse aimed from her own side at MPs and MSPs like Joan McAlpine and Joanna Cherry – had chosen to suddenly leap into action in defence of the toxically divisive horror that is Glasgow councillor Rhiannon Spear after Spear had been widely criticised for making blatantly false claims in a video promoting her attempt to be selected as the candidate for Argyll & Bute.
(Sturgeon had no such public condemnation for the torrents of abuse the SNP Twitler Youth then unleased on Kirsten Thornton, the female SNP activist and Generation Yes founder who’d pointed out Spear’s untruths.)
The move sent the party’s woke and sane factions into a frenzy of bloodletting which in itself will have little if any impact on the wider electorate, but nonetheless threw into sharp relief the life-and-death battle currently going on for the SNP’s soul.
And since that’s related to what we’ve been writing about on Wings for the bulk of this year, it seemed worthwhile to get some things down on the record once and for all.
Just two days ago the Electoral Commission gave us a fourth supposed date for the publication of the SNP’s 2019 accounts: having first been due out in early August, they then told us to expect them in early September, and then last week, and then in “the next three weeks”, ie the middle of October.
But someone gave us a tipoff that we might be able to request them via Freedom Of Information, since ostensibly the only holdup was that the EC wanted to wait until ALL of the main parties’ accounts were ready and publish them all at once for tidiness.
So we sent one in, and we just got a very quick reply.
During a debate on the UK government’s recent decision to abandon the notion of gender self-ID, SNP MP Anne McLaughlin told the Commons chamber that it was still the Scottish Government’s “strong commitment” to go ahead with highly controversial reform of the law BEFORE next year’s Holyrood election.
But that isn’t what Scottish voters were told earlier this year.
The Electoral Commission appears to have missed yet another deadline for publishing the SNP’s 2019 accounts (we’re waiting on them to return our phone call), so we’ve got a moment to talk about something else relating to the party’s finances.
[EDIT 12.56pm: the Commission now “hopes” to have the accounts published “in the next three weeks” along with those of the other main Westminster parties.]
The Scottish press covered itself in as much disgrace over the publication of the will of lottery winner Colin Weir after his tragic death last year as it had done during his life. Pretty much every paper in the country ran lurid headlines about how he’d “blown” or “burned” (translation: spent) half of his £80m share of the 2011 jackpot in nine years.
Weirdly, the Scottish Sun and the Daily Mail stood out for (mainly) respectful coverage focused on the fact that Colin Weir had in fact used most of the money on good causes and generous support for friends, family and strangers.
(Also, both of the Weirs were fairly old and already in quite poor health when they won the money, so why wouldn’t they spend it? You famously can’t take it with you.)
But the Mail was almost unique in the fact that its headline mentioned something that seemed to stand out as the most obviously newsworthy aspect of the will.
Following up this morning’s article, we’ve been trawling through the Publications/FOI section of the Scottish Government website to see which other articles might be being hidden from its search function. We found quite a few, and you’re never going to guess what the common factor in all of them is.
We’ve given you a wee clue with that picture, though.
Sven on Looking up at the stars: “Off Topic (apologies). After Northy prompted my memory regarding one of my favourite poets, Lord Byron, it encouraged me to…” Mar 12, 12:23
factchecker on Looking up at the stars: “You’re welcome to dispute, NC. So you assert that there was “a reluctant mass migration of Scots away from their…” Mar 12, 12:02
TURABDIN on Looking up at the stars: “Before King Donald there was King Andrew, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Andrew_the_First Scottish, presbyterian, ruthless and self interested. .” Mar 12, 11:56
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “I think one of my favourite’s of Shelley’s is his sonnet, ‘ozymandias’. “I met a traveller from an antique land…”” Mar 12, 11:44
Sven on Looking up at the stars: “Northcode at 10.52. It has always seemed classicly ironic that he seems to be most generally thought of nowadays in…” Mar 12, 11:17
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “Correction: A superfluous ‘to’ between ‘been’ and ‘good’ makes Northcode’s comment sloppy… ignore it, forgive me and focus on the…” Mar 12, 11:09
Alf Baird on Looking up at the stars: “As Geri implies, yer in the wrang place, culturally, Hatey. But yer weel-named: as Jean-Paul Sartre wrote, colonial “oppression means,…” Mar 12, 10:58
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “Nice choice of quote, Sven. I like it, apposite. I am a fan of Shelley… pity he died so young.…” Mar 12, 10:52
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “Hi, I’m an even more sympathetic friend of Geri’s… and I don’t feel the need to explain anything to her.…” Mar 12, 10:32
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “Awwe, ta! Yer mine tae X Spot on! Nobody barricades their shops & runs for cover when the Scots arrive.…” Mar 12, 10:18
Sven on Looking up at the stars: “Part of the challenge being, Willie, that such venality is almost a camouflage when it comes to blending in unnoticed…” Mar 12, 09:45
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “OK, get an even more sympathetic friend, with sock puppets, to explain it for you. Or revel, roll on your…” Mar 12, 09:36
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “Look Sunshine.. Yer on the wrong side of history. Yer on the wrong side of GLOBAL opinion across ALL current…” Mar 12, 09:34
diabloandco on Looking up at the stars: “Aye Northcode – nae Scots , nae party!(as said at some footie gathering)” Mar 12, 09:26
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Sweet, Northy. Assuming Geri is real, will that be a first for you? A real friend, that is? You shouldn’t…” Mar 12, 09:25
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “I’m Geri’s sympathetic friend – signposts scattered throughout the nations of this Earth proudly bearing the names of Scottish places…” Mar 12, 09:06
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “That’s not Colonialism, ya eejit. Tho speaking of place names. Issy USA targeted a public park called Police park. That’ll…” Mar 12, 09:05
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Dickens wrote that the real evil in the world is ignorance. I used to wonder about that. Since discovering your…” Mar 12, 08:58
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “I refer you to my previous post, Dave. Refrain from posting if you have nothing useful, informative, factual or persuasive…” Mar 12, 08:47
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Hope you had both hands above the table while your mind was wandering, YL. As for James, we know that’s…” Mar 12, 08:41
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “The signposts, Geri. They’re flat pieces of wood or metal. Labelled with the names of places. Names like Inverness, Glasgow…” Mar 12, 08:37
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Is that you, Donald? Declaring victory, bigly? You’ll be needing just one more victory today to declare Indy a done…” Mar 12, 08:31
Willie on Looking up at the stars: “Ah well as we discuss the nonentity politics of the likes of Cole Hamilton prostituting himself in any port that…” Mar 12, 08:09
Mark Beggan on Looking up at the stars: “You should have slept well. No one be reads it anyway.” Mar 12, 03:18
James on Looking up at the stars: “Ah yes, infiltration is the key….. The old colonialists are expert.” Mar 12, 02:06
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Looking up at the stars: “GOVT DITCHES NON-CRIME HATE INCIDENTS (England & Wales) A Government amendment removing the statutory basis for non-crime hate incidents (NCHIs)…” Mar 12, 00:47
Young Lochinvar on Looking up at the stars: “J The long haired one certainly did walk a bit like the ministry of funny walks 🙂” Mar 12, 00:34
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Looking up at the stars: “PUBLIC STATEMENT BY SALVOSCOT LTD & LIBERATION SCOTLAND COMMITTEE Response to Defamatory Statements by JPTi In November 2025, the…” Mar 12, 00:33