The Sunday National’s front page today elicited a sigh of “So what?” from most.
We’ve already GOT a “pro-indy” majority at Holyrood and have done for the last 10 years, for all it’s been worth. But to be fair there was a paragraph in the article that at least raised a quizzical eyebrow.
It seems that it’s fine to farm important judgments out to mysterious shadowy figures who just make important chunks of them up out of thin air, and then issue them in your own name. Back in your boxes, plebs.
This clip was broadcast on ITV News Wales this week.
It’s a staggeringly obvious mess for a whole raft of reasons – a number of completely spurious, illogical and unsupported claims are accepted as facts without any sort of challenge or balancing voice (which has been standard practice on ITV News for a while now across almost any contentious political topic) – but it led us to somewhere magnitudes of crazier still.
My first ever real experience of politics was playing Dictator.
Originally written by Don Priestley for the Sinclair ZX81 in 1982, it was a simple text-based game which subsequently came to other formats including the Commodore 64, BBC Micro, Elan Enterprise and the ZX Spectrum, which is where I encountered it.
It’s almost – almost – worth voting SNP in May because of this:
Because it would be at least momentarily absolutely hilarious watching Swinney try to explain why his “100% guaranteed” second indyref didn’t happen if the SNP actually did get a majority on 30% of the vote (which is narrowly feasible on current polling).
This week The National published a poll it commissioned from Find Out Now for this May’s Scottish Parliament election, alongside a seat projection from Sir John Curtice. Here are the list-vote figures from the poll.
The seat projection calculated that the election would result in 59 SNP MSPs (six short of the number John Swinney says is the minimum needed to force a second indyref), 25 for Reform, 13 for the Greens, 12 each for Labour and the Tories and eight for the Lib Dems.
It didn’t specify how many of the seats were constituency ones and how many were list ones, so we dropped Sir John a line and asked him.
Yesterday we noted in passing that independence support now outstrips that of the SNP by more than 20 points, making the party into a gigantic liability as the vehicle for enabling Scots to leave the UK. Put simply, even when voters want independence (as most now do), they’re not willing to vote SNP to get it.
(Not, of course, that they WOULD get it if they voted SNP – the party still having no coherent or credible strategy to achieve it – but more than 40% of would-be Yes voters are no longer prepared to even try giving them the benefit of yet another mandate.)
And since what everyone loves most of all on New Year’s Day is a good old wade in some political stats, we thought we’d take a little more detail on that.
J Robertson on The Guilty Party: “Very well put Martin” Jun 25, 17:38
Young Lochinvar on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “Sh1t fer Brains @ 5.55 Hold on, I just had to add in another reply. Spartan 117 “is a character…” Jun 25, 17:29
Derek Scott on The Guilty Party: “The timing of the whistleblowers’ NEC letter may explain the lengthy statement about “Referendum Appeal” by the National Treasurer on…” Jun 25, 17:19
Frequency Modulation on The Guilty Party: “Thanks for this article and for all your work. Hope you have a bodyguard.” Jun 25, 17:14
BLMac on The Guilty Party: “So when are the Murrel supporters on the FAC going to do their financial duty and make good the losses?…” Jun 25, 17:04
Rev. Stuart Campbell on Pandora’s Campervan: ““Been thinking about the camper van. Why would Murrell spend all that money on a camper van neither he nor…” Jun 25, 16:41
Campbell Clansman on The Guilty Party: ““How can anyone still be a SNP member?” As long as the Scottish people vote to return the SNP to…” Jun 25, 16:30
GM on The Guilty Party: “Fine we article this one, again. I am sure it will be well read by folk up and doon the…” Jun 25, 16:19
Stephen on Pandora’s Campervan: “Been thinking about the camper van. Why would Murrell spend all that money on a camper van neither he nor…” Jun 25, 16:18
Young Lochinvar on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “AI Dun Wrong, wrong and double wrong all round.. Waste of a post, don’t know why you bothered- and stop…” Jun 25, 16:15
Lynn on The Guilty Party: “I am at a loss to understand why the missing indy ref fund has not been addressed. My husband and…” Jun 25, 16:07
McDuff on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “The whole thing stinks. It has felt orchestrated from day one. Rev you are worth your weight in gold.” Jun 25, 16:05
diabloandco on The Guilty Party: “Aye he is sadly missed.” Jun 25, 15:46
Stuart on The Guilty Party: “Wasn’t Cllr Campbell involved in an incident a few years ago when money belonging to a charity he was involved…” Jun 25, 15:39
TenV on The Guilty Party: “Campbell swanned around Glasgow Merchant city when my OH had a Bar there 2008-2010. He sucked up to the Labour…” Jun 25, 15:29
Aidan on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “Do you think that if lots of people, who don’t know each other and haven’t met before, are all accusing…” Jun 25, 15:23
Lulu Bells on The Guilty Party: “I am surely not the only person to wish that Alex was here to see all of whats going on.” Jun 25, 15:17
Young Lochinvar on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “Errata Oops. Last paragraph should have been located below point 7. My bad..” Jun 25, 15:11
Alistair Hood on The Guilty Party: “Please please PLEASE will someone sue these barstewards. I’ll GLADLY contribute something” Jun 25, 15:09
Young Lochinvar on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “Happy anniversary today of the 1380 battle of Benrig near St Boswells. A beautiful example of stopping blow-ins in their…” Jun 25, 15:07
Lynn on The Guilty Party: “Oh I have second hand embarrassment for them . Clearly have not got the intelligence or character to do their…” Jun 25, 15:06
David on The Guilty Party: “Excellent work Stu. How can anyone still be a member of this corrupt party?” Jun 25, 14:55
TURABDIN on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “SPORT…. https://www.unodc.org/unodc/en/safeguardingsport/grcs/index.html” Jun 25, 14:43
Young Lochinvar on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “Shit fer Brains at 9.14am Aye right. Oh you’ll fit in just nicely here, the pretendy yoon lawyer and the…” Jun 25, 14:42
Frank Gillougley on The Guilty Party: “I watched the interview in full. Two very experienced, intelligent and articulate women there. Governance Gamekeepers. The rest of the…” Jun 25, 14:35
MARTIN on The Guilty Party: “Every single name on the NEC list except Alison Graham, Joanna Cherry and the other few people who complained, should…” Jun 25, 14:20
Young Lochinvar on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “AI Dun @ 9.51 Away and lie down and give clutching your pearls a rest milk monitor..” Jun 25, 14:15
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Guilty Party: “NOT ANY MORE THEY’RE NOT” Jun 25, 14:03
Giesabrek on The Guilty Party: “Are the red asterisks missing from the first image?” Jun 25, 13:54