A Fishy Tale 101
Posted on
June 19, 2026 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
It is, if you’re a bit dim, almost possible to believe this.
But not for very long.
Author Archive
Response Level Upgrade 408
Posted on
June 12, 2026 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Our first letter was answered/dismissed by “Service Adviser 1989847”, so this reply to our second one, while it doesn’t say much, definitely feels like a step up.
Our KC has offered all possible assistance to the Cyber and Fraud Unit in relation to the matter, and we’ll keep you posted with any developments, readers.
Wider Than A Mile 127
Posted on
June 10, 2026 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
In this scene, John Swinney is portrayed by Stewie Griffin (the baby), and the faithful membership of the SNP is portrayed by Brian Griffin (the dog).
We’re not sure any words are needed after that, but what the heck, we’re here now.
The Ever-Changing Lie 104
Posted on
June 09, 2026 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
The Massive Face Of Truth 77
Posted on
June 07, 2026 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
If you’d like to watch a 21-minute video of me banging on about Operation Branchform and whatnot to the Scottish Sun, click the image below.
If you’d rather not watch that, best not to click it.
In pursuit of clarity 131
Posted on
June 06, 2026 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
The Interesting Words Round 150
Posted on
June 05, 2026 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We received two emails today, just a few minutes apart. There are a couple of notable things about them. The first came from Claire Somebody at the Crown Office.
The second one, even more thrillingly, came from Service Advisor 1989847 at Police Scotland, which we assume is some sort of advanced crime-fighting robot.
In one of those emails, readers, is a three-word phrase that raised our eyebrows just about right off our heads. Before we chat any more, see if it jumps out at you too.
The Lord Of The Rings 79
Posted on
June 05, 2026 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
John Swinney knows the rules. He can’t pretend he doesn’t.
So let there be no mistake about this: if Police Scotland and the Crown Office refuse to investigate the First Minister’s open public confirmation this week that a serious crime was committed by the SNP over the “ring-fenced” fundraiser money from 2017 and 2019, it will be beyond any fair dispute that Scotland is a corrupt banana republic where the powerful and the elite can simply do whatever they want, as brazenly as they like, and the law will turn a blind, uncaring eye.
The Aims Of Justice 124
Posted on
June 04, 2026 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Wings has today sent the following letter to the named recipients.
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The Chief Constable
Police Scotland
5 Fettes Avenue
Edinburgh
EH4 1RB
Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service
25 Chambers Street
Edinburgh
EH1 1LA
4 June 2026
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Dear Chief Constable and Crown Office,
RE: REQUEST FOR CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION — ALLEGED
MISAPPROPRIATION OF RING-FENCED POLITICAL DONATIONS
I write to request that Police Scotland/COPFS open a criminal investigation into the alleged misappropriation of funds donated to the Scottish National Party (SNP) on the basis that those funds would be held and applied for a specific, designated purpose.
For Me, But Not For Thee 41
Posted on
June 04, 2026 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Kings Of Crisis Management 49
Posted on
June 04, 2026 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
If you subscribe to the theory that it’s better to fight 100 duck-sized horses than a single horse-sized duck, the SNP is knocking it out of the park today.
Because the papers just can’t make their minds up about the biggest story with which to attack John Swinney’s beleaguered party.
Everything Is Awesome 27
Posted on
June 03, 2026 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
You’ve had a few pretty gruelling pieces to get through in the last week or so, readers, so here’s something a little more light-hearted.
It’s from an episode of Broadcasting Scotland on 27 November 2020, a month after we confirmed our big story about the SNP accounts and the missing fundraiser money. In it, snug-toed SNP MP Pete Wishart opines that there really is nothing to worry about, and we should all just put our trust in the party.
We’ll leave you to judge whose opinion stood the test of time.
