After all, the UK government didn’t put the effort in to construct an even minimally coherent case, so frankly we don’t see why we should. We’re going for a pie.
When supprters of Scottish independence cite the infamous McCrone Report – a UK government document suppressed by both Conservative and Labour administrations in the 1970s because of its explosive revelations about the potential wealth of an independent Scotland – Unionists have a standard tactic.
Mumbling that it’s all ancient history, water under the bridge, and things are different now, they attempt – quite understandably – to swiftly move the discussion away from the uncomfortable reality of how much trust Scots should place in the word of London governments on the subject of oil revenues.
Today’s Sunday Post carries a front-page lead story which notes that in the 40 years since the original report was hidden from the Scottish people, nothing has fundamentally changed. As almost nothing of the Post is currently available online, we’ve included a hefty extract from the article below.
We got an email from our Prague correspondent last night, but that’s not the only thing the disgraceful pun in the headline refers to. As Michael Moore was kicked around the playground by Nicola Sturgeon in the first Scotland Tonight debate that same evening, the soggy security blanket he clung to more than anything else was the currency issue, which the No camp appears to believe is now its most powerful weapon.
It’s a two-pronged Trident, if you’ll forgive the even more tortured wordplay in that metaphor. Firstly there’s the scaremongering part containing the (empty) threat that the rUK would refuse to enter a currency union with an independent Scotland, forcing it to join the embattled Euro, and as back-up there’s the claim that if we DID get a currency union, Scotland would somehow end up getting less consideration from the Bank of England governors when it came to monetary policy than the none it gets now.
Let’s take the briefest look we can manage at both of those assertions.
We should point out in advance that we’re using the word “voter” quite wrongly here. But a piece in today’s Daily Record has us beaten all ends up for wrongness.
If there’s one area where you really have to hand it to “Better Together”, it’s sheer shamelessness. Despite having been humiliatingly exposed for inflating attendance figures at their events by at least 100% twice on this site alone, to the great merriment of Yes campaigners, they just keep right on going without a hint of embarrassment.
We can’t help starting to wonder if this might all be one of those sort of “When I was going to St Ives…” trick riddle things. How many Darling Youth kids make 70?
The Scottish press has chosen its latest martyr well. Perhaps aware that the average politician – whose day job is basically one long playground name-calling session – doesn’t tend to cut a very convincing figure as the subject of “bullying”, this week the print and broadcast media chose someone a little more sympathetic to portray as a broken, pitiful victim of the Evil Cybernat Hordes: a poor vulnerable wee lassie.
A tiny 4’11”, Susan Calman is nevertheless a former lawyer (who’s worked on Death Row in the USA) as well as a comedian, and one might reasonably expect that she’d be fairly used to both being asked for evidence and being heckled. It’s quite difficult to imagine that any time she was challenged in a courtroom, with someone’s life hanging in the balance, she crumbled in tears at the shock of anybody requesting that she support her case with some sort of verifiable facts.
Alert readers may recall the anti-independence “Better Together” campaign’s rather, shall we say, enthusiastic approach to statistics. Earlier today we noticed them excitedly tweeting “Head count just done! About 600 at the launch of #bettertogether Edinburgh!”, and wondered if they might have once again been so kind as to provide a picture for purposes of verification. And bless them, they had.
If you’re looking at that shot and thinking that it’s certainly full but doesn’t look much like “about 600” people, you’re not alone. So we did a quick bit of investigating.
We stumbled across this quite by accident yesterday. We think you’ll enjoy it.
The clip is from last year, and was aired on Canadian national news channel Sun News. Douglas Murray is a British writer who claims to be half-Scottish on account of unspecified links to Unionist breeding ground the Isle of Lewis, popular haunt of No-camp luminaries like Alistair Darling, virulent Labour anti-devolutionist Brian Wilson and controversial “Better Together” donor Ian Taylor.
Murray studied at Eton and Oxford and writes for august UK journals like the Spectator and Guardian, as well as appearing on numerous BBC political shows. For some reason, the Canadians consider him an expert on Scottish politics, qualified to inform and enlighten their viewers. See what you think.
We already know that the No camp has, shall we say, a bit of difficulty when it comes to basic arithmetic. But rarely do they demonstrate it so eagerly as they did last night.
We very much appreciate their helping to make our job easier.
It would appear that we’ve reached the point where the anti-independence campaign has officially run out of arguments, and is being forced to reissue its Greatest Hits.
The headline on the left is from January 2012, the one on the right is yesterday’s.
We have a fun task for Scottish Labour’s exciting new “Truth Team”, which made its debut last week. Clearly it would be rather unseemly to go around proclaiming yourself an arbiter of truth if there was a great big lie at the heart of your very existence, so hopefully someone on the Team will be able to explain the curious and seemingly untrue assertion that still heads up Scottish Labour’s own Twitter account.
GM on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Izzie, I’ll take your posts at face value.The unionist weasels on here are lapping this up. They will always be…” May 26, 20:34
Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “If you’ve read the article above you’d see that it wasn’t just SNP members money that was stolen. It is…” May 26, 20:16
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Hmmm. Ordinarily this would summon up a barrage of abusive posts along the lines that the Telegraph (like the BBC)…” May 26, 20:08
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Sure, Northy, but please show some respect. Some of us are still in mourning for the disastrous election results (remember…” May 26, 20:01
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Don’t just leave it at that, you idle so-and-so! Stir yourself and post Ataturk’s speech.” May 26, 19:53
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Wouldn’t work, TURABDIN, we have no bananas.” May 26, 19:49
Cynicus on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “TURABDIN says: 26 May, 2026 at 6:57 pm «Instead of politicians, let monkeys govern countries; at least they will steal…” May 26, 19:47
Cynicus on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I do not wish to be disrespectful to Mehmet Murat ildan, but Scots have had monkeys governing us in different…” May 26, 19:43
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Ah, c’moan noo, Aidan. If we’re all colonised and we’re all victims, then so is Murrell. There can be no…” May 26, 19:42
Anne on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Pleased to see Alison Pearson today in the Telegraph has acknowledged you as having been the first to break the…” May 26, 19:42
Izzie on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Aidan It seems the medua are hyping this to ‘get’ at tge SBP. The members are the victims here and…” May 26, 19:32
GM on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “‘..the chief exec stealing nearly all of the parties resources..’ Yes, and the chief exec who stole the SNP’s money…” May 26, 19:32
Northcode on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “The Murrells are a distraction from what should be the sole objective of the Scots, and their highest priority… independence.” May 26, 19:31
diabloandco on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Like that Turabdin! AS I like Ataturk’s speech after Gallipoli.” May 26, 19:31
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “HMcH Bruce never sought a referendum from the English, he dragged them by the metaphorical scruff of the neck to…” May 26, 19:27
Hatey McHateface on The Final Robbery: “Sorry, Geri, I only just noticed you took a tinkle on the site at 10:02 AM. Would it be fair…” May 26, 19:25
robertkknight on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Izzie…you really must stop dropping the ‘D’ from your name, it’s disingenuous. Hark! Is that yon Wee Ginger Fud and…” May 26, 19:20
Hatey McHateface on The Final Robbery: “We can be sure of one thing, Northy. If you are categorically wrong on this, as you so often are,…” May 26, 19:09
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““powers which would allow it to hold a second independence referendum” Man, is there no end to their shortsightedness, nor…” May 26, 18:59
TURABDIN on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “«Instead of politicians, let monkeys govern countries; at least they will steal only the bananas» ? Mehmet Murat ildan…Turkish Author…” May 26, 18:57
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Absolute, unqualified respect to Rev Stu for having the guts to publish that fourth last paragraph there.” May 26, 18:55
Hatey McHateface on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““Us indigenous Scots hiv niver taken a shit in oor ain hoose” My, Northy, but you do find new ways…” May 26, 18:52
Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “It’s hardly “overhyped” is it, the chief exec stealing nearly all of the parties resources.” May 26, 18:48
Young Lochinvar on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Yes. Just think how much larger the yes numbers and smaller the no numbers would have been if the SNP-party-before-Country…” May 26, 18:34
Socrates MacSporran on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I am still waiting for the first memes and gifs to come out, featuring Sturgeon being questioned by the Line…” May 26, 18:23
Izzie on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Well done such a boost for the Cause. Dont worry everyone Canvassing for By-election abdpublic dont seem very interested in…” May 26, 18:12
agentx on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Scotland’s newly elected parliament has called for Westminster to devolve the powers which would allow it to hold a second…” May 26, 17:53