The proceedings at the Supreme Court this week were a tough follow even if you could get the court’s abominably bad livestream to work. They’re all archived here now, but non-lawyers will probably glaze over quickly during the nine hours of intense legalese.
We’re not allowed to clip up any illustrative sections, on pain of possible contempt of court, so perhaps the best way to explain the key parts of what happened in a vaguely comprehensible way is by showing you some commentary from social media.
Many expert observers have already noted that the document flatly contradicts the Scottish Government’s previous repeated and strenuous assertions that a Gender Recognition Certificate confers “no new rights” on trans people, and have published extremely detailed assessments which are frankly all but impenetrable to non-lawyers but basically conclude that the Scottish Government’s position is a mess.
Our favourite line, however, is this one.
So if you’re obliged to have a 50/50 sex balance in your boardroom, you can do it by hiring a man with a GRC saying he’s legally female, or by hiring a woman.
We believe that the young folk nowadays call that a “self-own”.
As a lifelong political geek and former SNP and Alba Party member, I’ve spent years supporting Scotland’s independence movement. However, over the last few years, I’ve watched the campaign (as opposed to support for independence) wither away. Being a Scottish nationalist has become increasingly disheartening, like watching someone you love succumb to a slow, debilitating illness. In frustration, I switched off from my homeland and turned my focus to the drama of US politics.
Over the last three years I immersed myself in it, watching both left and right-wing outlets. I became so hooked and invested that I jumped on a plane to Washington DC for the 2024 election. I canvassed with DC Democrats in rural Pennsylvania (that’s me third from the left in the pic below), attended Kamala Harris’s concession rally, and went to Trump’s only watch party in DC.
My journey led me to believe that Scotland’s independence campaign could learn a great deal from Trump’s victory and the Democrats’ failure.
We’ll give you three guesses as to the highly controversial and extravagantly taxpayer-funded organisation that has its rainbow fingerprints all over this story, readers.
So it looks like the USA has elected a mad orange rapist convicted of 34 felonies who could yet be in jail by the time of his inauguration. (He would remain President even if that happened, which would be really funny.) And we can’t even blame them for it, because the alternative they were offered was, remarkably and stupendously, worse.
To be honest, readers, the peculiar events of yesterday continued to nag at us all day as every news broadcaster in Scotland and beyond leapt eagerly on the ludicrous non-story from the Herald On Sunday’s front page. (It was even the #2 item on BBC Radio Wales, inexplicably).
For such an absolute nothingball of scurrilous sub-gossip to so dominate the entire news media was just too strange to ignore. We cannot remember the last time a low-grade freelancer managed to sell the same story to FOUR major Scottish newspapers – who normally, remember, only want exclusives for their big front-page splashes – let alone a crummy opinion columnist (not even an actual news reporter) who’s only been back in journalism for five minutes after a 15-year break as a failed PR guru.
(Once they’d all run the shoddy hatchet piece, TV and radio then had all the excuse they needed to blare it across the airwaves. “Oh, it’s not us inflating and amplifying this garbage, guv, we’re just reporting what the papers are saying.”)
So in our eternal quest for enlightenment and understanding we thought we’d see if we could find out a bit more about the little-known but recently-revived sleeper assassin with the ironic name: Carlos Alba.
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Geri on Freedom of choice: “‘Its not clear whether Big Lugs supported efforts to find another name’ He talks to plants & wishes he was…” Jan 30, 00:20
Geri on Freedom of choice: “Gave a reply but it’s flown to moderation. I dunno why. Anyway, in short, it was a sticking plaster to…” Jan 29, 23:55
gregor on Freedom of choice: “Elon Musk: “Woke James Bond”: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1884639941046436323 #Mi6issy #Q” Jan 29, 23:54
James Gardner on Freedom of choice: “I liked Charles Kennedy..” Jan 29, 23:24
Geri on Freedom of choice: “Do you remember all the dumb brexshiteers crawing the EU was stealing their Sovereignty & they were going to build…” Jan 29, 22:59
Oneliner on Freedom of choice: “And the Bengal famine killed how many?” Jan 29, 22:51
Oneliner on Freedom of choice: “OK we’ll call it the colonial Scottish colonial imperative You confuse Pakistan with India – I suppose you think that…” Jan 29, 22:50
Vivian O’Blivion on Freedom of choice: “Seven Scottish sub-samples available for Westminster voting intention in last ten days. Total sample population 1,054. Average results: Con 12.7%,…” Jan 29, 22:42
gregor on Freedom of choice: “BBC: King involved in ‘woke’ name change of Agincourt submarine: “King Charles was involved in a decision to change the…” Jan 29, 22:36
sarah on Freedom of choice: “It would be great if all the “real” Labour MPs formed a Real Labour Party leaving a rump on the…” Jan 29, 22:27
Geri on Freedom of choice: “Yes. The USA has military bases in over 800 countries. Their NGOs are in every parliament & they have their…” Jan 29, 22:16
gregor on Freedom of choice: “The Gov and BBC rumours I’m hearing are wild (eyes roll) #OMG” Jan 29, 21:40
Mark Beggan on Freedom of choice: “Well said Rosie Duffield MP.” Jan 29, 21:22
gregor on Freedom of choice: “YouGov: Scottish attitudes to the British Empire: Scots are more likely to see Scotland as having been a subject, rather…” Jan 29, 21:21
Alf Baird on Freedom of choice: “‘devolved administrations’ haund oot the wages tae the privileged elites, bourgeoisie and proletariat rinnin the colony. Hits whit thay caw…” Jan 29, 21:20
Marie M on Freedom of choice: “Just watched a very interesting clip, Judge Napolitina was interviewing Col. McGregor when he said “What people don,t understand is…” Jan 29, 20:56
Hatey McHateface on Freedom of choice: “I guess we have to believe that a Labour MP has only just noticed that Starmer is a talentless, unprincipled,…” Jan 29, 20:35
Hatey McHateface on Freedom of choice: “I’ve got a wee question: Is time inside the White House different from time everywhere else? Only out here, far…” Jan 29, 20:26
Tommo on Freedom of choice: “May I ask-for the sake of argument- what is the point of the ‘devolved administrations’-other of course than providing refreshing…” Jan 29, 20:24
Hatey McHateface on Freedom of choice: “How many offshore windfarms has Slovakia got? Nobody is blowing up interconnects between countries? Sure? Final answer? OK, one last…” Jan 29, 20:21
gregor on Freedom of choice: “State broadcaster BBC won’t have any integrity left. The masses are free to obtain their propaganda elsewhere. #BBClosure” Jan 29, 20:10
Hatey McHateface on Freedom of choice: “Not the first time you’ve tried to claim the Brits forced them to slaughter each other in their millions. No…” Jan 29, 20:07
Effijy on Freedom of choice: “Rosie Duffield’s resignation letter from the Labour Party. The 53-year-old MP sent a scathing resignation letter to Sir Keir Starmer…” Jan 29, 20:01
Hatey McHateface on Freedom of choice: “Germany’s AfD making history tonight. They’ve managed to get a majority to vote for their kind of “blood and soil”…” Jan 29, 20:00
Dan on Freedom of choice: “You need to stop spouting pish that Scotland is only in surplus when the wind is blowing strongly as it’s…” Jan 29, 19:56
willie on Freedom of choice: “Ah Hatey, I’m m not fooled by all this nonsense that renewable energy is a blessing or as you say…” Jan 29, 19:50
Kit Bee on Freedom of choice: “Girls raped by men shocker!” Jan 29, 19:45
Hatey McHateface on Freedom of choice: “They winna dae that, gregor, they’ve already promised the last set of tax rises are enough. It’s like the rumours…” Jan 29, 19:45