We can’t help wondering if the Church Of England’s “Daily Prayer” this morning was chosen while looking north towards a certain Scottish Lib Dem MP in his time of trial.
If such things are your inclination, readers, pray for Alistair.
Tonight’s games went as badly as they could have done for Scotland, pretty much as we suggested they would at the weekend, after a truly abysmal Scottish performance (an embarrassing 28% possession) saw them beaten 3-2 by Germany while Ireland scraped past Georgia 1-0.
But as we also said, and despite the clueless honkings of just about every pundit working in a TV studio tonight, it didn’t actually damage the team’s chances of making the playoffs very much.
As we write, Alistair Carmichael’s QC is two hours into a seemingly-interminable drone in an Edinburgh courtroom, in a case brought by ordinary citizens against a former government minister funded by a public appeal. Our own recent fundraiser, inspired by a case a world away from such high-minded concerns, closed a few days ago on a phenomenal total of £16,083.
Indiegogo have now disbursed the first half of the money (the rest, specifically that part that was donated by credit card, should follow in the next fortnight), so now we need to decide what to do with it.
A very brief post about football, because it was irritating to listen to the avalanche of gloom on social media on Friday night as Scotland lost to Georgia (again), and then have to watch this honking oaf go trolling.
You know that bit in Superman 2 where Superman is forced by General Zod and his evil Krypton buddies into the magic power-removing chamber, except that Supes has somehow cunningly rewired it so that the space rays or whatever get deflected to everywhere OUTSIDE the chamber instead and they're the ones that lose all their powers while he stays super?
That's basically what's happened in Weston-super-Mare this month.
Summer is, as we’ve said before, the “silly season” for politics. Wings readers will have noticed that like everywhere else, we’ve been rather lighter on content than usual for the last three months as politicians celebrated their general election victories by giving themselves long holidays – sorry, “time for constituency work” – and in the absence of a referendum campaign to fill the gap there wasn’t much going on.
So we can’t blame the media for raking over old ground in search of anything to fill threadbare column inches with. But it’s less excusable when the things they choose to reheat, repackage and reissue are ancient, endlessly-disproven lies.
Let’s start off by losing some more friends. This site has no time for the Gaelic lobby. The obsolete language spoken by just 0.9% of Scotland’s population might be part of the nation’s “cultural heritage”, but so were burning witches and replacing Highlanders with sheep and we don’t do those any more either.
Being multilingual is an excellent thing, but the significant amount of time and effort taken to learn a literally-pointless second language (because everyone you can talk to in Gaelic already understood English) would be vastly better directed to picking up one that was actually of some use, and every extra fraction of a second spent scanning a road sign trying to find the bit you can read is a fraction of a second spent with your eyes off the road.
Non-primary native languages are a tool whose main utility in practice is at best the exclusion of outsiders, and at worst an expression of dodgy blood-and-soil ethnic nationalism. They’re a barrier to communication and an irritation to the vast majority of the population, who are made to feel like uncultured aliens in their own land.
But we’d still rather put up with Gaelic than complete idiots making our laws.
factchecker on Only An Excuse: “Well don, NC. Further to the earlier point: factchecker says: 24 May, 2026 at 4:32 pm Absolutely. We have always…” May 24, 18:59
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “Here is Point Six in my eight point pattern of points: Six: A tragic sense of history Not defeatist —…” May 24, 17:54
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “Here is Point Five in my eight point pattern of points: Five: Pragmatism — ideas must work in the real…” May 24, 17:19
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “You confuse the notion of a democratic philosophy with a political process… these are not the same. Open your mind…” May 24, 17:12
agentx on Only An Excuse: “” New Scotland Party: Peter A Bell is going to launch this new party.” —————————————- Oh no – will there…” May 24, 16:51
Young Lochinvar on Only An Excuse: “There is this wee queer Man in a van In parliament on the Greens list Because he’s a tran (also…” May 24, 16:37
factchecker on Only An Excuse: “Absolutely. We have always loved democracy. That must be why the first time all adult Scots had the right to…” May 24, 16:32
sarah on Only An Excuse: “Right then, Rev. Now that you have nailed the truth about the SFA and we are stuck with this dodgy…” May 24, 15:49
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “Here is Point Four in my pattern of points, I’ll summarise it all when I’m done: Four: Moral seriousness wrapped…” May 24, 15:40
Southernbystander on Only An Excuse: “It is both amusing and baffling that one of the main cyphers for the English ‘bastards’ that is a reoccurring…” May 24, 15:20
TimePilot on Only An Excuse: “Readable version https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/green-msp-who-said-they-grew-up-starving-exposed-as-privately-educated-with-privileged-upbringing/ar-AA23UQ4s” May 24, 14:59
Old John on The Queer Parliament: ““He has the face of Heinrich Himmler,but without the warm personality.” Pant pissingly funny and frighteningly prescient and one and…” May 24, 14:50
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “Here is Point Three in my pattern of points: Three: Community — the individual is real… but the community is…” May 24, 14:46
Onlooker on The Queer Parliament: “‘Q’ is a fake, lying, fraud-perpetrating rich spoiled brat? Colour me SHOCKED. Get the bastard out of Holyrood NOW. https://www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/article/q-manivannan-greens-india-private-school-visa-j7j0357v9” May 24, 14:06
Onlooker on Only An Excuse: “‘Q’ is a fake, lying, fraud-perpetrating rich spoiled brat? Colour me SHOCKED. Get the bastard out of Holyrood NOW. https://www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/article/q-manivannan-greens-india-private-school-visa-j7j0357v9” May 24, 14:05
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “Indeed, Alf… I’m a big fan of Shirley Manson. A kent a few fowk ance wha attended Broughton High School,…” May 24, 13:48
Northcode on Only An Excuse: ““That human tradition elects to replace the weekly Sabbath with no authority so to do…” Wrong, Sven. God gave humanity…” May 24, 13:43
Sven on Only An Excuse: ““Most Christian traditions today treat Sunday as the “Christian Sabbath”. “Making the word of God of none effect through your…” May 24, 12:45
Alf Baird on Only An Excuse: “On the Scots/Pict psyche, so many examples, including: “Shirley Manson attributes her dark lyrical themes to her Scottish psyche” www.heraldscotland.com/news/26134282.godmother-rock-might-snarl-also-purrs/…” May 24, 12:31
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “Here is Pint Twa in my paitern o pints: Two: Egalitarianism as a cultural reflex, not an ideology The egalitarian…” May 24, 12:25
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “Are you one of those Seventh?day Adventists, or a Restorationist, Sven? You know, those folk who argue that the biblical…” May 24, 12:02
Captain Caveman on Only An Excuse: “@Geri Got to be Maris Piper, diagonal cuts for max surface area, 3 hour cold water soak to draw out…” May 24, 11:46
Sven on Only An Excuse: “Correction to my previous post I see the ‘h’ is missing from the Sabbath or Shavat. Please regard this as…” May 24, 11:27
Sven on Only An Excuse: “And good day to you also, Northy. This being the first day of the week after the Sabbat I have…” May 24, 11:24
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “It’s so quiet in here a’m thinkin’ yous aw must be awa tae Church this mornyn’ Anyway, efter slappin’ a…” May 24, 11:10
Bilbo on Only An Excuse: “@ Geri There won’t be any ‘civil war’ over immigration. Thatcher talked about there being no society. What she really…” May 24, 09:15
Bilbo on Only An Excuse: “I see the pathetic almost passive-aggressive response to the recent EHRC ruling from the usual suspects didn’t take long. Here’s…” May 24, 08:16
Bilbo on Only An Excuse: “Dry your eyes Main. Thought you lot had a thick skin, call a spade a spade, eh?” May 24, 07:46
Sven on Only An Excuse: ““Who wants to go tae Mars ?” I’m betting if we were each to come up with a list of…” May 24, 07:24
Young Lochinvar on Only An Excuse: “Brother As I have discovered, not just here, there is no respect given for your service. None. Sad. Makes you…” May 24, 03:41