Reiner Luyken is a 65-year-old German journalist who’s spent more than half of his life in the Highlands, and seems to have a knack for upsetting the neighbours.
We’re sure it was just an unfortunate one-off misunderstanding.
Alert readers may have noticed with barely-concealed disinterest that Scottish Labour have announced their intention to have another really hard think about devolution.
With Labour not looking like being in power at either Holyrood or Westminster for at least a decade, and their opinions therefore being about as relevant as our ideas as to who should play in the back four for Real Madrid next weekend, most papers treated the news with the gravitas it deserved, such as this report in the Sunday Post:
But we thought it might be a snappy idea to keep track of all the times the Unionist parties have promised that they’ve come up with the ultimate form of devo-X.
Unionists got very excited last week about a YouGov poll for the Times which showed that not only had the post-Brexit bump in support for independence been undone, but that it was now (fractionally) below the level recorded in the indyref for the first time since the September 2014 vote.
(It was a slightly curious poll, with a massively disproportionate number – over 27% – of its respondents born outside Scotland, mostly from the rest of the UK, but it was weighted so that shouldn’t have been much of a factor. It also found majority support for a second EU referendum, despite a 30-point margin for Remain, but opposition to a second indyref despite the margin for the Union being just 12 points.)
Nevertheless, given that nothing’s happened since the end of June that ought to have damaged the case for Yes (the oil price is currently at a 12-month high, for example, almost twice what it was in January), the 10% drop in support is a troubling one for the independence movement.
But it shouldn’t be. Because what the poll shows is that there is currently a majority of people in Scotland prepared to vote for independence.
The Prime Minister of the UK, whose party has one MP in Scotland, officially tells the Commons that she doesn’t believe people on benefits should be able to survive.
I wasn’t going to mention this on the site because it’s basically a personal matter, but as most readers don’t use Twitter or Facebook it probably ought to be briefly filed for the record, given the amount of media coverage there’s been.
For some reason the Unionist community has this week been turning the bullhorn up to maximum on the subject of pensions. Most likely provoked by the publication of Dr Craig Dalzell’s fascinating “Beyond GERS”, the usual suspects have returned to the scaremongering tactics deployed during the indyref, attempting to terrorise the elderly with blood-curdling threats of destitution once again.
It’s a bewildering approach, given that the situation regarding pensions is one of the few around independence about which there is known certainty. The UK government already pays the state pension to millions of people outside the UK, under rules which would apply in exactly the same way if Scotland became a “foreign” country.
But just for fun, let’s look at exactly what the situation would be in the monumentally implausible event that Blair McDougall was telling the truth for once.
Andy Ellis on List Voting For Cretins: “Open franchises similar to those used in local government elections do however constitute the overwhelming majority of franchises in self…” Jan 2, 16:38
Andy Ellis on The Gulf War: “@Aidan 3.16 pm Are you telling us that English people living in Scotland should not be entitled to vote in…” Jan 2, 16:28
100%Yes on List Voting For Cretins: “Who? Did you mention Liberate Scotland because if you did, they will achieve no media attention at all and will…” Jan 2, 16:28
factchecker on List Voting For Cretins: “The professor claims “The irregular ‘local government’ franchise used for Scottish national elections (and national referendums in Scotland) based on…” Jan 2, 16:26
100%Yes on List Voting For Cretins: “How many do you believe come on this site and actually read what Stu has written, I’m going to say…” Jan 2, 16:08
Captain Caveman on List Voting For Cretins: “Hey Dave, the Guardian is on the political left – like fucking obviously. Too late to disown it now my…” Jan 2, 15:42
Alf Baird on The Gulf War: “‘Self-determination’, and here a key word is ‘self’, concerns ‘a people’ (usually defined by a common language, heritage, history, common…” Jan 2, 15:36
Dave Hansell on List Voting For Cretins: “A timely reminder that sticking a label on something (whether that label is “Metropolitan Left” (sic) or “Far Right”) -…” Jan 2, 15:22
Alf Baird on List Voting For Cretins: “Aye Northcode, Imperialism aims to obliterate national cultures (Fanon); by implication, this confirms that ‘the only bulwark against imperialism’ (Said)…” Jan 2, 15:21
Aidan on The Gulf War: “Are you telling us that English people living in Scotland should not be entitled to vote in any future independence…” Jan 2, 15:16
lothianlad on The Gulf War: “The SNP are infiltrated to the hilt by careerists, unionist sympathisers and brit state collaborators.” Jan 2, 15:12
lothianlad on List Voting For Cretins: “Great post again Stu! I have a half wit cowardly SNP list supporting friend who still believes both votes SNP…” Jan 2, 15:05
Alf Baird on List Voting For Cretins: ““what happens if unionist voters decide to vote tactically in the constituencies” This is already evident for some years in…” Jan 2, 14:58
Joan Edington on List Voting For Cretins: “Unfortunately, I’ve come to the conclusion that the vast majority of the Scottish voting population still do not understand the…” Jan 2, 14:53
Dave Hansell on List Voting For Cretins: ““Voting for them on the list, however, is a vote to actively and knowingly usher dozens of Reform, Labour, Conservative…” Jan 2, 14:43
Andy Ellis on List Voting For Cretins: “In principal there’s nothing (apart from any trace of political nowse..?) to stop Scottish voter from “doing an IPP” to…” Jan 2, 14:22
James Cheyne on List Voting For Cretins: “Colin Dawson, Get independence on the go and Scotland will will get rid of the union parties like the SNP…” Jan 2, 14:21
James Cheyne on List Voting For Cretins: “Being fully aware of the SNP though innate wickedness and falsehoods does not indicate that the grass roots should make…” Jan 2, 13:59
James Cheyne on List Voting For Cretins: “Same here, vote for anyone that only has and only runs on independence for Scotland, If you are not going…” Jan 2, 13:51
Colin Dawson on List Voting For Cretins: “Playing Devil’s advocate, what happens if unionist voters decide to vote tactically in the constituencies for whoever is most likely…” Jan 2, 13:50
James Cheyne on List Voting For Cretins: “The Scottish independence grass roots know full well not to vote for the false union SNP and federation after being…” Jan 2, 13:44
Alf Baird on The Gulf War: “Westminster uses a ‘national’ franchise for national elections, not a local government farnchise. Westminster excluded EU citizens living here from…” Jan 2, 13:38
Northcode on List Voting For Cretins: “Aye, us Scots (wha are really aw that’s left o the Picts) are doomed, richt eneuch. Done in – efter…” Jan 2, 13:37
Aidan on The Gulf War: “Re: some analysis on ISP/Liberate etc. on the current trajectory a good outcome would be to come in alongside all…” Jan 2, 13:34
Wulls on List Voting For Cretins: “I have been saying for decades ( and got shouted down at a CA meeting for saying it) is the…” Jan 2, 13:34
Captain Caveman on List Voting For Cretins: “Ah yes, the Metropolitan Left, Guardianistas being the epitome, spitting their dummies out because the rest of the UK (and…” Jan 2, 13:22
Aidan on The Gulf War: “Of course though the example you give isn’t human hallucination, it is an accurate statement of the UK’s constitutional structure…” Jan 2, 13:20
Alf Baird on List Voting For Cretins: ““I would vote for anyone who is sincere about indy” Yer wiss haes bin gied tae aw Scots fowk. ‘Liberate…” Jan 2, 13:19
Aidan on The Gulf War: “Will you once again decline to offer us a suggestion as to how this ethnicity-based voting franchise would be defined…” Jan 2, 13:10
Confused on List Voting For Cretins: “SNP = devolutionist grifter paedo advocacy woke nutter pension and caravan afficionados Green = life hating death cult which wants…” Jan 2, 12:55