Got stuff to write about today. Should really comment on Henry McLeish’s cutting observations about the No campaign, or mock the Daily Record’s hilarious attempt to pretend Johann Lamont’s been driving Labour action over Falkirk all along. But I can’t seem to put sentences together, because I’m still trembling a bit after watching this.
It’s hard to relate it to the Scottish independence debate, except to note that where the US goes, the UK is rarely far behind. (In much the same way that a devolved Scotland ends up following the policies of England within a few years, because without control of your own revenues, taxation and welfare there’s only so much you can juggle a decreasing budget to try to offset the effects.)
I don’t want a “special relationship” any more. I want out.
Relaxing at the splendid American Museum high on the hills at the outskirts of town tonight, celebrating Independence Day on a glorious summer’s evening with a few Budweisers, a barbecue and a couple of hundred ex-pats and well-wishers.
It’s hard to know where to start on picking apart the torrent of misrepresentations, distortions and flat-out untruths that “Better Together” campaign director Blair McDougall was allowed to get away with in the space of a few short minutes during a rather powder-puff interview on last night’s Scotland Tonight.
So let’s just pick one at random and see how we get on.
The weekend’s Scotland on Sunday contained another in a long series of doom-laden predictions about the state of an independent Scotland’s defences, including the assertion that current Scottish soldiers would choose to stay with the British armed forces rather than join Scotland’s because it’d be more exciting.
We’ve got quite the exclusive for you today, folks. We’re indebted to the alert civil servant who’s managed to smuggle out of Whitehall a copy of the UK government’s draft document of its inaugural greetings to the people of an independent Scotland, to be delivered (naturally) by the Foreign Secretary, William Hague.
Given Mr Hague’s recent comments on how “baffling” the very notion of Scottish independence apparently was, readers may find the practical behind-the-scenes reality reassuring. You can read the speech in full below.
Willie Rennie made a bit of an idiot of himself last night. He appeared towards the end of the final instalment of Iain Macwhirter’s largely-excellent STV documentary “Road To Referendum”, with the empirically wrong assertion (in the name of the fabled “positive case for the Union”) that “the National Health Service is a United Kingdom institution, it was created by United Kingdom people.”
This, as alert Wings Over Scotland readers will know in some detail, isn’t true. The NHS has never been a “United Kingdom institution”. From the first day of its creation, it was two independent institutions – the Scottish NHS and the English/Welsh NHS.
(It’s now four separate national bodies – Northern Ireland having its own service, with a different name and different responsibilities, and the Welsh NHS having been “divorced” from the English one and devolved to the Assembly in 1999.)
To the Scottish Lib Dem leader’s embarrassment, the NHS therefore proves the exact opposite of what he’s trying to use it to prove – namely, it shows that Scotland can deliver better health services for its people (free prescriptions, personal care, eye tests, dental check-ups, hospital parking) via independence, yet still co-operate smoothly and productively with the rUK where necessary without the sky falling in.
But Rennie’s clanger triggered off another interesting exchange.
From the one-man gaffe goldmine that is Central Ayrshire Labour MP Brian Donohoe:
We do sympathise, and not just with the unfortunate (but alert) constituent of Mr Donohoe’s who sent us this recent press release. It can’t be easy for poor Brian either, constantly having to remind himself “Commemorate… not celebrate. Commemorate… not celebrate” like a low-rent version of Viz’s immortal Eight Ace.
It’s not the first time we’ve had to raise this subject. But as the rhetoric ramps up from an increasingly nasty and unhappy No camp, we have to ask again – just what is the Labour Party’s problem with foreigners?
We stumbled across this quite by accident yesterday. We think you’ll enjoy it.
The clip is from last year, and was aired on Canadian national news channel Sun News. Douglas Murray is a British writer who claims to be half-Scottish on account of unspecified links to Unionist breeding ground the Isle of Lewis, popular haunt of No-camp luminaries like Alistair Darling, virulent Labour anti-devolutionist Brian Wilson and controversial “Better Together” donor Ian Taylor.
Murray studied at Eton and Oxford and writes for august UK journals like the Spectator and Guardian, as well as appearing on numerous BBC political shows. For some reason, the Canadians consider him an expert on Scottish politics, qualified to inform and enlighten their viewers. See what you think.
(Our emphases.) That’s pretty clear, then – the No campaign will not accept money from “foreign donors”, but will take “up to £500” from people resident in the UK.
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “@PhilM You’ve outed yourself as an alert reader. I’d started to believe they were as mythical as Scotland’s national animal!…” Feb 14, 11:06
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Odd, Northy. Twa posts frae ye in Inglis, the leein language o’ the coloniser. Fits the Scots fir “heepocrit”? Maybes…” Feb 14, 11:00
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “FFS, Alf. Get ontae ebay. You may find somebody flogging a GSOH there.” Feb 14, 10:56
Marie on The Modern Politician: “@Insider 09.44am. Buck House was described in exactly those terms by someone I know who worked for Royal Protection. That…” Feb 14, 10:50
Alf Baird on The Modern Politician: ““She knew” We are surely moving ever closer toward realising the true nature of colonialism and “its fascist roots” (Cesaire)…” Feb 14, 10:44
Aidan on The Modern Politician: “Please do tell us about these “encouraging signs”. As I say, it’s done, nothing is happening on this front. @Andy…” Feb 14, 10:36
Northcode on The Modern Politician: ““Appropriation is the process by which the language is taken and made to ‘bear the burden’ of one’s own cultural…” Feb 14, 10:07
Northcode on The Modern Politician: “This is interesting stuff… “The crucial function of language as a medium of power demands that post-colonial writing defines itself…” Feb 14, 09:59
Insider on The Modern Politician: “Marie.. Did you keep a price list ? Who was on “special offer” ? (asking for a friend)” Feb 14, 09:44
Northcode on The Modern Politician: “” In my book, migrants to the UK and Scotland” Where can I get a copy? I searched Amazon books…” Feb 14, 09:11
Anthem on The Modern Politician: “Ficticious description or not. The sum still isn’t accounted for.” Feb 14, 09:11
Andy Ellis on The Modern Politician: “@Xaracen 8.33am OK, so what happens when (or as you prefer if) it does fail? As I’ve been saying for…” Feb 14, 08:43
sam on The Modern Politician: “https://www.communitylandscotland.org.uk/resources/plantation-slavery-and-landownership-the-west-highlands-and-islands-legacies-and-lessons/ “Scores of estates in the West Highlands and Islands were acquired by people using the equivalent of well over…” Feb 14, 08:41
Xaracen on The Modern Politician: “And up pops Aidan with his dishonest re-interpretations of the reality, yet again! The C-24 approach has not failed, YET!…” Feb 14, 08:33
Aidan on The Modern Politician: “@100% yes – if you look at the Liberate Scotland website under “news” you’ll see . . nothing at all…” Feb 14, 07:40
PhilM on The Modern Politician: “Actually, you appear to be incorrect. I have a memory for these things and tracked down the relevant comment that…” Feb 14, 04:13
Alf Baird on The Modern Politician: ““And lay off the royal we. It’s not for the likes of you.” Surprising how often the colonialist adopts the…” Feb 14, 00:09
Cynicus on The Modern Politician: “Thanks Fearghas. Very useful link. A timely reminder that not everywhere in May will Indy supporters have to hold their…” Feb 13, 23:37
Lorna Campbell on The Modern Politician: “She tried to run the country as one would run a domestic budget at home. That was madness. Selling off…” Feb 13, 22:48
Lorna Campbell on The Modern Politician: “Except H McH, Marie is right. If you say that any man can be a woman or boy a girl,…” Feb 13, 22:20
Southernbystander on The Modern Politician: “Hatey, I think the word colonise has lost all meaning tbh. In my book, migrants to the UK and Scotland,…” Feb 13, 22:16
Young Lochinvar on The Modern Politician: “Marie. Off course she knew. And the timing of stepping down days before “blue tent day” has tip-off written all…” Feb 13, 21:57
sarah on The Modern Politician: “@ 100%Yes: the January update from Liberation about their activities is on their website, liberation.scot, under the News tab. It…” Feb 13, 21:57
Lorna Campbell on The Modern Politician: “Apparently, reliable sources state that he was a violent child from an early age and would hurt his sibling. This…” Feb 13, 21:40
agentx on The Modern Politician: “@ Anthem – details of the charges have already been posted on here.” Feb 13, 21:24
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Odd isn’t it. The same people telling us no former colony ever wants to turn the clock back are the…” Feb 13, 21:17
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Haha, Twat H, good one! You, sam, Northy, willie, Marie, YL and many more – you should get on the…” Feb 13, 21:09
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Sorry to have to break this to you, Anthem, but there is no such concept as ‘ring fenced’ in law,…” Feb 13, 20:55
Hatey McHateface on The Modern Politician: “Yes. And lay off the royal we. It’s not for the likes of you.” Feb 13, 20:46