The best we can say is that at least this time it took four months for the Secretary Of State’s promise to completely and utterly collapse, not 48 hours.
This was David Mundell on Sunday, guaranteeing that any extra money produced for Northern Ireland to secure DUP backing for the Tory government would be matched by more funding for Scotland (as much as £4.5bn under normal Barnett Formula rules, because Scotland has nearly three times the population of the province):
The media is aflame today with some rather woolly “news” to the effect that Theresa May might possibly, in some unspecified manner, have conceded a veto over Brexit to the Scottish Parliament.
We can see no evidence suggesting such a thing has happened or will happen, and would instead direct readers to a report published yesterday by Unlock Democracy. We strongly advise taking five minutes out of your day to read pages 26-33 of it, but if you’re really in a rush this paragraph will give you the basic conclusion:
This map probably correlates quite closely with one of the strength of Leave vote.
It seems somehow appropriate that on the day negotiations begin (with the UK having no government, no mandate and no idea what it actually wants), large parts of the country are essentially already on fire.
We know that people like to chat generally about issues of the day (and more) in the comments, so while we’re taking a break we’ll probably put up stuff like this now and again just so that we don’t end up with a single post with thousands of comments in it. (And so you know we haven’t been killed by bears.)
They probably won’t all be about politics. Call them conversation starters.
This was the revealing reaction of the Question Time audience and panel last night when right-wing Daily Mail/Times journalist Isabel Oakeshott and Labour peer Shami Chakrabarti debated who’d “won” the election:
On Thursday Jeremy Corbyn got 40% of the vote, 40% of the seats and lost by 2%.
In Scotland, Ruth Davidson got 28% of the vote, 22% of the seats and lost by 9%.
(Corbyn was also a thumping 33 points clear of the 3rd-place party in terms of vote share. Davidson’s margin over the party below was just 1.5 points.)
Yet the entire media, across both Scotland and the UK, has presented Davidson as the undisputed and triumphant victor, and nobody laughs.
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: ““Majorities of MSPs and MPs at Holyrood and Westminster have led to absolutely no progress whatsoever in the independence fight”…” Mar 16, 19:34
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Dunno what you’re so bitter about, YL. Thought you were celebrating the English losing the war. Don’t tell me you’ve…” Mar 16, 19:23
Sven on Looking up at the stars: “Mark Beggan @ 18.01. Perhaps one of the most accurate and depressing posts on WOS btl recently, Mark. Self inflicted…” Mar 16, 18:59
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “To be clear, I ate it this morning, it didn’t come out of the Tay this morning. It was smoked,…” Mar 16, 18:57
Dan on Looking up at the stars: “Ach, that’s a pity you don’t like fishing like I do. But make your mind up will you, as after…” Mar 16, 18:50
Young Lochinvar on Looking up at the stars: “HMcH JML appear to do a portable cushion. Ideal for you with a sore a8se after all that Proud Boys…” Mar 16, 18:45
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Could it be that kilts are just dish cloots we took to wearing around our waists. There being no real…” Mar 16, 18:43
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “The Tories voted against it 26 to 2 (in favour), that’s just a fact regardless of whether it upsets you.…” Mar 16, 18:34
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “Thank you, Sven. You, sir, are a true gentleman.” Mar 16, 18:33
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “Fine – but you did say that travelling around quite a lot I should be aware of how well other…” Mar 16, 18:31
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: ““Your hatred has blinded your judgement” Not at all, Mark. The judgement is that women’s rights have to be watered…” Mar 16, 18:25
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: ““WERE THE SCOTS IRISH?” Yes, they were – they were called the Scotti and came from Ireland, but the Picts…” Mar 16, 18:25
Scot Finlayson on Looking up at the stars: “The Picts (not that they called themselves that)or Caledonians are indigenous to Scotland, the Scots are (for want of a…” Mar 16, 18:23
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “My God, Sven, you’re right. How could I have missed such preposterously incorrect grammar? Well spotted, that man. Only an…” Mar 16, 18:15
Dan on Looking up at the stars: “@Aidan FFS, just because I highlighted one engineering project in Egypt, that does not mean I agree with or am…” Mar 16, 18:14
twathater on Looking up at the stars: “@ Ada you are lying again the bill passed in HR with the votes of the tories, not all tories…” Mar 16, 18:12
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “Likewise, of course, Gaelic, the language of the actual historical ‘Scots’. You are funny sometimes, Fearghas . But you are…” Mar 16, 18:11
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Looking up at the stars: “Alf @ 4.49 pm “The maist important factor is that the Scots language we ken and speak was developed in…” Mar 16, 18:08
Sven on Looking up at the stars: “Northcode @ 17.43. No problem at all, Northy. No one who appreciates Shelley can fail to find a sympathetic reception…” Mar 16, 18:04
Mark Beggan on Looking up at the stars: “Victories of the past are more palatable than the present self inflicted kick in the teeth.” Mar 16, 18:01
Mark Beggan on Looking up at the stars: “Independence comes before women! That says it all. The fact that you fail to see the difference!! Your hatred has…” Mar 16, 17:56
David Holden on Looking up at the stars: “Over 14 days into The Donald’s big Persian Excursion and it is not looking good. Also the chosen people have…” Mar 16, 17:54
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: “Sven, I dunno where you get the idea that the role of “self appointed grammar officer on the site” is…” Mar 16, 17:48
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “Seriously, Sven. I’m happy that I misread your comment and that you weren’t siding with Chas and having a go…” Mar 16, 17:43
Hatey McHateface on Looking up at the stars: ““the English finally acknowledged they had lost the war” You are President Donald Trump and I claim my bigly, beautiful,…” Mar 16, 17:35
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “I see, Sven. In that case… I forgive you. And less of your cheek, ye Gail, ye.” Mar 16, 17:31
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “I’m sorry but that’s a 180 degree inversion, at the moment the U.K. Government has a legal veto over the…” Mar 16, 17:21