It seems like almost every time somebody gets accused of rape, sexual harassment or any kind of horrible creepy sex-based sleaze in Scotland these days, the same face is always lurking around grinning in the background somewhere.
Police Scotland have nevertheless denied that prisoners in their custody are being excessively pampered, following reports that a man was hustled out of St Leonard’s station in Edinburgh with an electric blanket over his head.
Meanwhile, following the Supreme Court ruling in the For Women Scotland case, the force’s HQ at Tulliallan was burgled by a gang of militant transactivists who stole all the toilets. Officers say they have nothing to go on.
Alert readers will be familiar with this site’s ongoing quest for an explanation as to why controversy-plagued charity LGBT Youth Scotland continues to operate in dozens of Scottish primary and even nursery schools, pushing gender ideology onto children as young as four despite only having a remit to support 13-25-year-olds.
Last month we were, to coin a phrase, stonewalled by Scotland’s charity regulator, the OSCR, but we filed a review request and today we received – a couple of weeks past the deadline – a response.
The legal imprint at the bottom means that that’s official SNP election communication. One assumes it’s intended for leaflets to be put through actual voters’ letterboxes.
As readers may already be aware, my main hobby to distract myself from my day job in the profoundly depressing world of politics is to delve into retro videogaming via my Retropie. It’s an endlessly rewarding fount of discovery and entertainment for many reasons, but sometimes the two spheres collide in extremely unexpected ways.
So let’s talk about GORF.
Midway’s 1981 arcade hit was a pioneering and innovative game. It was the first game to be comprised of multiple highly distinct sub-games, boldly including direct lifts of other people’s coin-ops in the form of Space Invaders and Galaxian. And while it wasn’t the first arcade game to feature synthesised speech – it was beaten to that punch by the likes of Berzerk and Wizard Of Wor the previous year – it was famous for the extensive and iconic vocabulary with which it taunted and goaded the player.
It got numerous conversions of variable quality to various home systems, whether as contemporary licences or later homebrew ports, and that’s where we come in.
Yesterday the Scottish media gave Scottish Greens MSP Maggie Chapman what she’s never willingly given anyone else – a platform on which to make her case.
Most did a very poor job challenging her on her outrageous comments about the Supreme Court, with BBC Radio Scotland’s Drivetime show being an especially wretched example of allowing the interviewee to ignore every question and then just ramble on endlessly about something else entirely, but LBC’s Gina Davidson was on top of her brief and put all the points that reasonable people wanted to be made, while giving Chapman ample time to answer uninterrupted.
Let’s break down how that went, with the help of our handy Bullshit Buzzer.
At the weekend, Scottish Greens MSP Maggie Chapman was filmed applauding as a notoriously unhinged transactivist ranted through a megaphone to a small and almost exclusively male crowd of protestors about how he was going to openly break the law by continuing to use women’s public toilets, and addressing JK Rowling with the words “We should all take a shite on you, you heinous creeping old bitch”.
At another protest, Chapman herself asserted that the Supreme Court’s unanimous ruling on the correct interpretation of the Equality Act 2010 was motivated by not by a solemn consideration of the law or by the arguments of counsel who appeared before it, but by “bigotry, prejudice and hatred”.
Chapman is – incredibly – Deputy Convener of the Equalities, Human Rights and Civil Justice Committee of the Scottish Parliament, and as such her comments sparked a storm of wholly justified outrage over her flagrant breach not only of Parliamentary rules but also of the law – specifically the Judiciary and Courts (Scotland) Act 2008, which requires all MSPs to uphold the independence of the judiciary.
Regular readers of Wings won’t need any reminding that Dani Garavelli of the Herald is, among some very stiff competition, one of the most contemptible pieces of nightsoil currently operating in the Scottish media.
But if you’re new here, we can give you a quick illustration.
If the sneering piety of that opening paragraph made you feel a little revolted, a bit angry and somewhat nauseous, then congratulations, because that means you’re still something minimally approximating to a decent human being. But unfortunately it gets a lot worse from there.
Cynicus on List Voting For Cretins: “Colin Dawson says: 2 January, 2026 at 1:50 pm Playing Devil’s advocate, what happens if unionist voters decide to vote…” Jan 3, 01:59
Young Lochinvar on The Gulf War: “AE and A: Righto chaps! Nothing new though I’m afraid to say in those 2 word salad “responses” though is…” Jan 3, 01:09
Alf Baird on List Voting For Cretins: “Independence (i.e. decolonization) and ending ‘the scourge of colonialism’ is not merely about changing one government for another, it is…” Jan 2, 23:44
Alf Baird on List Voting For Cretins: “We are talking of Northern Ireland, which is (still) a ‘devolved entity’. I assume you are you now going to…” Jan 2, 23:24
Andy Ellis on List Voting For Cretins: “A future independent Scottish state would doubtless have much the same citizenship criteria as Ireland. Scotland as a devolved entity…” Jan 2, 22:45
Andy Ellis on List Voting For Cretins: “Not the auld New Caledonia false equivalence again Alf. Dear oh dear. Scotland =/= New Caledonia. It’s not even like…” Jan 2, 22:39
DaveL on List Voting For Cretins: “…are we there yet? Are we there yet? Drone drone drone. Call yourself factchecker? Change your name, ‘are we there…” Jan 2, 22:30
DaveL on List Voting For Cretins: “Why have you called yourself factchecker? Surely with a name like that you’d be off quick sharp to find out…” Jan 2, 22:25
Alf Baird on List Voting For Cretins: “This text is from Annex 2 of the 1998 Belfast Agreement, on the voter franchise agreed by UK and Irish…” Jan 2, 22:19
David on List Voting For Cretins: “Needs a counter claim , continue with snp 1 and 2 . No voting Snp for number 1 abstain.” Jan 2, 21:35
Northcode on List Voting For Cretins: “Excellent post, Alf…very interesting and informative.” Jan 2, 21:09
BLMac on List Voting For Cretins: “I’ve finally cracked the conundrum! The SNP’s obsession with Gender Reform is the clue. They self-ID as an independence party…” Jan 2, 20:37
Captain Caveman on List Voting For Cretins: “Your swearing black is white won’t save you or your ilk, Dave. Not interested in your ego-saving crass revisionism, projection…” Jan 2, 20:34
Alf Baird on List Voting For Cretins: “Due to the usual tricks by the imperial power, France, New Caledonia applied the undernoted ‘secondary criteria’ in one of…” Jan 2, 20:32
factchecker on List Voting For Cretins: “James said “Wanting other folk to do your research again, Yoon? How about….umm…”France”. Heard of it? You Inglis don’t like…” Jan 2, 19:56
Dave Hansell on List Voting For Cretins: “Yeah, right. A media outlet which has pushed Establishment narratives since its first edition is ‘left-wing’. One notes that, woke…” Jan 2, 19:16
Bob on List Voting For Cretins: “I’ve offered wondered: what’s the difference between the shadowy billionaires who fund Reform (Boo! Hiss!) and the shadowy billionaires who…” Jan 2, 18:59
Northcode on List Voting For Cretins: ““…they will be disappointed because farage is part of the establishment and he thinks LEGAL immigration is acceptable…” Aye, TH.…” Jan 2, 18:58
Northcode on The Gulf War: “I’ve just realised something germane to the ‘franchise’ argument RAGING (chortle) below the line here in this place. The Scots…” Jan 2, 18:48
sarah on Off-topic: “You shouldn’t have mentioned the pastry, IB – it brought some sighs from my husband and recollections of his mother’s…” Jan 2, 18:48
factchecker on List Voting For Cretins: “My dear twathater, it is the professor who is citing the Survey in support of his assertion. It is for…” Jan 2, 18:40
Northcode on List Voting For Cretins: ““Please explain how the Survey defined a ‘Scot’, and how it sourced and assembled the data…” Folk are so lazy…” Jan 2, 18:37
twathater on List Voting For Cretins: “Away and dae some research yirself ya lazy arse instead of asking others tae dae it , Alf isnae yir…” Jan 2, 18:32
twathater on List Voting For Cretins: “Hear Hear Northy I too could be convinced by those criteria , but unfortunately the progressive , civic , DEI…” Jan 2, 18:26
James on List Voting For Cretins: ““….give some examples of countries in the world where the franchise is based on something different that makes it “regular”….”…” Jan 2, 18:25
Captain Caveman on List Voting For Cretins: “No Dave. You’re “living proof” of (yet another) Lefty attempting crass revisionism because facing up to reality has become too…” Jan 2, 18:24
Northcode on List Voting For Cretins: ““… the tiny minority of ethno-nationalist bigots don’t get to decide…” I’ll have you know I’m over six feet in…” Jan 2, 18:24
Northcode on The Gulf War: ““The right of peoples to self determination does not provide anyone with the right to… exclude minority ethnicities from participating…” Jan 2, 18:15
Dave Hansell on List Voting For Cretins: “Only in your subjective opinion, Cave dweller. It says Daz on the side of buses, but they don’t sell soap…” Jan 2, 18:14
factchecker on List Voting For Cretins: “Alf Baird says: 2 January, 2026 at 5:26 pm “if Scots can’t assemble a pro-independence majority from pro-independence native born…” Jan 2, 18:08