You can almost physically feel it. Scotland’s opposition and media are absolutely champing at the bit today to try to make some “SNP BAD” political capital out of the tragic and appalling death of little Liam Fee at the monstrous hands of his mother and her grotesque, controlling partner.
Like kids at Christmas, some of them couldn’t even wait for morning.
But something odd struck us as we surveyed the coverage of the case: if the poor wee toddler had a Named Person, how come nobody could name them?
There’s been a lot of chat on social media recently commenting on what seems to be a rather low-key approach to the Tory election fraud story.
Despite having the potential to cast the result of the UK general election into doubt, with dozens of Tory MPs under suspicion of being elected illegally, press coverage – particularly on the BBC – has been noticeably thin on the ground compared to, say, the days and weeks of sustained, new-content-free reporting on Michelle Thomson’s business affairs or Stewart Hosie and Angus MacNeil’s love lives.
(We learned very recently, of course, that the police still haven’t even spoken to Ms Thomson, over eight months after the allegations came to light.)
But even we were startled by this:
Yes, if you type “Tory election fraud”into the BBC website, the top result is for some unfathomable reason an article about Hosie and MacNeil, who are neither Tories nor under investigation for any kind of fraud.
Indeed, the current Tory election fraud story is nowhere to be found at all – the next most recent item on the page is from 2012 and about the Liberal Democrats.
We’ll leave readers to draw their own conclusions.
We’ll be honest, readers, we’re actually quite happy that the Tories are now the lead Unionist party in Scotland. Because after four and a half years, we’ve pretty much run out of things to say about the epic, unquenchable stupidity of Scottish Labour.
Of course, that Lamont should choose to blame the SNP for cuts coming down the line from the Tory government at Westminster (that only controls Scotland’s budget at all because Lamont and her colleagues campaigned for Scotland to remain in the UK) is no surprise.
But it’s the sheer jaw-dropping lack of self-awareness in that last line which lays bare the incredible inability of her pseudo-party to learn a single lesson from the revolution in Scottish politics that’s been going on for most of the last decade.
Yesterday we reported how the only people who were risking the privatisation of key ferry services to the Western Isles were the Scottish Labour politicians and media crowing about how the decision to keep them in the hands of publicly-owned operator Caledonian MacBrayne had been made for political reasons.
(Which, were it true, would render the award of the contract illegal under EU law.)
Here’s (a few seconds into the clip) George, Baron Foulkes Of Cumnock.
Born in 1942 in Oswestry in Shropshire and privately educated at The Haberdashers’ Aske’s Boys’ School in Hertfordshire, George was first elected by the public in 1979, serving for 26 years. During his time as an MP he was convicted of a drunken violent assault on a policeman and fined £1,050. In 2005 he was ennobled into the House Of Lords and will make laws for UK citizens until he dies, no matter what voters say.
You’d think he’d have learned better manners by now.
As we write there’s a protest going on outside the Scottish Parliament regarding the privatisation of ferry services to the Western Isles. It was formally announced almost three hours ago that there definitely wasn’t going to be any privatisation and that the service would remain in public hands, but the protest still went ahead.
The people conducting the protest, who’ve got the exact thing they wanted, are now doing their level best to lose it again. Welcome to Scottish politics.
Over the past few days, readers, we haven’t been able to avoid noticing a recurring theme among Unionist types on social media – namely that the Holyrood election results are proof that support for independence is declining.
But it’s not until you ask them to explain that it gets completely mental.
For much of its life, this site has been warning readers that, as their default position, they should always assume newspaper headlines are a lie until proven otherwise.
Today, Britain’s biggest-selling newspaper admitted it in public.
factchecker on Shield Of The Phantom: ““Our view is that a reasonable level for the threshold that determines a settled will is that at least half…” Jan 29, 18:00
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Oh, give it a rest, Alf. If Scotland has a renewable leccy surplus on one of those days when the…” Jan 29, 17:15
sam on Shield Of The Phantom: “5 Regional Assemblies During the second reading of the Regional Assemblies (Preparations) Bill 2002-03 the Conservative spokesman, David Davis, expressed…” Jan 29, 16:06
factchecker on Shield Of The Phantom: “The 2015 election was the one when Nicola Sturgeon specifically stated that a vote for the SNP was not a…” Jan 29, 15:16
Aidan on Shield Of The Phantom: “@Alf – so in a future independent Scotland electricity bills would amount to around 33% of GDP? Sounds like a…” Jan 29, 14:19
Aidan on Shield Of The Phantom: “Okay so yet more lying, I honestly don’t know what you seek to gain out of saying things that are…” Jan 29, 14:16
Lorna Campbell on Shield Of The Phantom: “That may be true, but, if you know anything about AI, it will try to find the answers to that…” Jan 29, 14:12
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “@Lorna Globalisation has worked on the most stupendously successful scale for the Chinese. Just as it is currently working unbelievably…” Jan 29, 14:02
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: ““Are they acting in the interests of Scotland” If the SNP leadership were acting in the interest of Scots we…” Jan 29, 14:02
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: ““Wind power is so abundant in Scotland” Indeed so, these are immense energy surpluses that would be earning Scots around…” Jan 29, 13:58
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Gonna level with you, Confused, these days I really miss your antisemitism. What I’d love to know is why you’ve…” Jan 29, 13:54
Peter McAvoy on Shield Of The Phantom: “If John Swinney said we can have among the cheapest power in Europe why doesn’t he do it and say…” Jan 29, 13:48
Lorna Campbell on Shield Of The Phantom: “Confused: good comment. No public utility should be outwith state control for precisely the reasons you have listed. Also, the…” Jan 29, 13:46
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Sure, Willie. Wind power is so abundant in Scotland they’re building all the turbines dozens of miles out to sea.…” Jan 29, 13:35
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Bit of an obsession there, Confused. I’m guessing they wouldn’t “let you in”.” Jan 29, 13:26
Xaracen on Shield Of The Phantom: “@Aidan, 1. You said Keen was acting for a ‘private party’. He wasn’t; he was representing the UK Government. There…” Jan 29, 13:13
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “John Swinney SNP sits in a English parliament sent to Scotland, that is the meaning of the word ( devolved…” Jan 29, 12:33
Willie on Shield Of The Phantom: “Power, is abundant in Scotland. Wind is abundant and wind can now produce more than Scotland needs. And if course…” Jan 29, 11:58
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Confused, The Green agenda ideology is going out of fashion, as is the Rules based order, according to Davos, its…” Jan 29, 11:46
agentx on Shield Of The Phantom: ““John Swinney was left humiliated on Wednesday night after his government lost a vote at Holyrood and were told to…” Jan 29, 11:39
agentx on Shield Of The Phantom: ““During training, Toshack was told he had to use a prisoner’s chosen pronoun – in this case “she” or “her”…” Jan 29, 11:34
Confused on Shield Of The Phantom: “if you had never heard of this, it might surprise you; negative prices, being paid to use electricity!? https://archive.ph/79LMl -…” Jan 29, 11:27
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “What Scottish parliament? It is under the legislation of the British and united kingdom parliaments. Both of which have no…” Jan 29, 11:27
Confused on Shield Of The Phantom: “I wonder if Fettes alters its bumming rates based on boarders or day-boys? I expect those who pay higher fees…” Jan 29, 11:23
Confused on Shield Of The Phantom: “The trouble in Minnesota seems to be triggered by the uncovering of a massive fraud ring, done by foreigners and…” Jan 29, 11:22
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “If you’re the kind of Scot who has to worry about ICE, Willie, then perhaps you should get tae. The…” Jan 29, 11:16
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Marie, There are an awful lot of people across media using stronger terms for the governance, the State and the…” Jan 29, 11:06
Willie on Shield Of The Phantom: “It will no doubt be fee earning time for lawyers arguing the issues here. Does someone have a right to…” Jan 29, 11:00
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Scotland not being politically attached to England since 1707 is not Englands to give away or to alter its territorial…” Jan 29, 10:55
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Rather strange and interesting to discover that Scotlands peoples are becoming merged as English-British or Irish British. Perhaps a unspoken…” Jan 29, 10:45