There’s a strange new affliction affecting the SNP: fear of figures.
Now, we should say that we don’t believe for even a second that the SNP has actually had 10,000 new members in the last two days. It’s ridiculous to the point of insulting. But purely for the sake of argument, let’s imagine it was true.
Like an old man getting up for the fourth time in the middle of the night, the Scottish Government has squeezed out another little dribble of its legal advice in respect of the conduct of its shambolic investigation into false allegations against Alex Salmond.
And to push that gross analogy to its outermost limit, it must have found releasing one of the documents in particular as painful as passing a rather large kidney stone.
We’re only two-thirds of the way through Nicola Sturgeon’s evidence to the Fabiani inquiry, and there’s probably not much point in expressing our opinion on it because you could almost certainly have guessed what it was going to be. The First Minister has been disingenuous, evasive, defensive and at times outright dishonest.
But although we were expecting all of that, this truly shocked us:
That’s the First Minister flatly stating, under oath, that even now she doesn’t know who all the complainers are. And readers can make their own minds up about how credible a claim that is. But I can tell you this:
I know who they all are.
Craig Murray knows who they all are.
Every journalist who covered the trial knows who they all are.
(And we can reasonably assume their editors also know who they all are.)
In fact pretty much everyone who’s in any way connected to Scottish politics knows the identity of every single one of these women. If you’re willing to believe that we all do but Nicola Sturgeon doesn’t, well, fair enough. But also, I’m a Nigerian prince and I’d like to pass several million pounds through your bank account. Please get in touch.
We just put up a post, readers, but we’ve pulled it again because this has happened:
Because of this:
More as we get it, but this would seem to be an extraordinary move from the Tories if they weren’t pretty confident they had the backing of the other opposition parties. At a minimum it’s quite the scene-setter for tomorrow’s appearance of the First Minister in front of the Fabiani committee. We presume we don’t need to tell you to stay tuned.
We’ll say one thing for Police Scotland – when it comes to Freedom Of Information requests, dealing with them compared to the Scottish Government or Crown Office is a breath of fresh air. Responses tend to be reasonably swift and you actually get some straight answers, like these.
And in this case they’re pretty remarkable answers.
From 12.30 this afternoon, Alex Salmond will attempt to tell the people of Scotland the truth about what happened to him in the last two years – a grave injustice which saw an innocent man have his reputation dragged through the gutter, be placed under incredible personal stress, be left greatly impoverished by proving his innocence, and then have the jury’s verdict endlessly traduced by the media and a gang of criminal conspirators protected from the consequences of their lies by lifelong anonymity.
His job will be a difficult one. Every single person in the room will be bitterly hostile to him – the four Unionist committee members because he’s Alex Salmond, and the others because he represents a deadly threat to the First Minister.
The inquiry’s convener – a woman sacked by Salmond years ago – will attempt to prevent him from presenting large swathes of evidence, despite having made him swear to tell “the whole truth”. The SNP members will try to run down the four-hour session with questions designed to only deflect from the real issue – the actions and behaviour of the Scottish Government. Andy Wightman will probably just cry.
We’ll be extremely surprised if there aren’t some attempts to slyly re-try Mr Salmond and paint him as a guilty man who cheated justice, and to drag up salacious details of the allegations in an effort to smear him in front of the cameras.
We believe Alex Salmond will be more than equal to the task.
When the Faculty Of Advocates – the most senior body of lawyers/QCs in the country – is handing out barely-veiled smackdowns like this to the First Minister, then you know you’re in some pretty uncharted jungle.
I had hoped that Stewart Stevenson, the new National Secretary and convener of the Conferences Committee, would be similarly inclined.
In summary, my endeavours have been ignored.
In the three months since our election (supposedly more than halfway towards a spring conference), and despite repeated emails, documents and requests for meetings, the Conferences Committee has never been convened.
As a result I have resigned from both the committee and the SNP, and the reasons for my doing so are outlined below.
For the record, we thought you should see what the Scottish Parliament considers to be the appropriate treatment of an “Urgent Question”.
For a little over eight minutes, the Lord Advocate was allowed to ignore and avoid a series of questions put to him regarding the abjectly corrupt Crown Office’s recent interference with the work of the Fabiani inquiry by redacting evidence which in no way identified anyone as a complainer in the trial of Alex Salmond.
If we can somehow find the time amid the relentless blizzard of current Scottish political activity, we’re going to put together a list of all the legitimate and important questions that Alex Salmond’s lawyers have asked the Fabiani inquiry which haven’t even had the courtesy of a reply, let alone a satisfactory one.
We fully anticipate that the contents of the letter below, sent today, will be on that list.
It really can’t be overstated what extraordinary tweets these are.
That’s the editor of the conservative, ultra-establishment Spectator openly linking to a document that the Crown Office – the agent of the Queen herself – has threatened to prosecute the Scottish Parliament for publishing, and which has officially been deleted but is for some reason actually still available on the Parliament’s website.
The Spectator is giving the Queen the finger. And that’s not even the mad bit.
twathater on Too Tight To Mention: “Sara thanks for that link to the parliamentary petition, unfortunately it is coming back as server not found And Sarah…” Jul 6, 03:05
twathater on Too Tight To Mention: “Just like your fellow unionists, TOO stupid to realise that you are in the same lunatic asylum as the rest…” Jul 6, 02:59
twathater on Too Tight To Mention: “Thanks for that link Dan, apparently there are things happening in Scotland that may be relevant to independence supporters or…” Jul 6, 02:49
Young Lochinvar on Too Tight To Mention: “Very well said Ian! From apparently halcyon days they are now an incompetent “progressive” (in its worst sense) boil that…” Jul 6, 02:09
Young Lochinvar on Too Tight To Mention: “I an energy rich country like Scotland,that is surely the most preposterous thing to say.. To look at it another…” Jul 6, 02:03
Andy Ellis on Too Tight To Mention: “@Alf So if (when?) the UN refuses to recognise cases like Scotland, Quebec and Catalonia as de-colonisation…..what then? Seems like…” Jul 5, 21:44
Aidan on Too Tight To Mention: “@Andy – all valid points, but the thing that chopped it off at the knees is that the UNCDC has…” Jul 5, 21:13
Alf Baird on Too Tight To Mention: “Nobody said independence is easy, but it helps if you know what the word means. It means decolonization, according to…” Jul 5, 21:06
Andy Ellis on Too Tight To Mention: “@anthem 7.06pm I’m not the one on the losing side of the reference to the UN colonisation committee bud, so…” Jul 5, 20:56
Young Lochinvar on The Con Merchant: “Captain Caveman @ 6.48 Nope, wrong yet again r3tard.. Own your own crap, you have after all spouted it all…” Jul 5, 20:54
Andy Ellis on Too Tight To Mention: “@aidan 7.16pm Yes, I’m aware. Not unexpected. I never had any expectations the UN would accept that those making the…” Jul 5, 20:53
Anthem on Too Tight To Mention: “Sarah. This is the type of thing that should leafleted through every door in in Scotland! The SNP should be…” Jul 5, 20:39
Dan on Too Tight To Mention: “Stuff going on in Scotland… With a familiar name popping up again… https://www.isp.scot/june-28th-july-4th-2025/” Jul 5, 20:33
Aidan on Too Tight To Mention: “@Andy – you might have missed that the Salvo petition has gone to the UN decolonisation committee, back in June.…” Jul 5, 19:16
Anthem on Too Tight To Mention: ““Far from indicating duplicity an bias, it simply indicates that not all of us are easily led by charlatans and…” Jul 5, 19:06
Captain Caveman on The Con Merchant: “Clingfilm…. Estrogen…. School toilets…. Sheesh. An awful lot of wishful thinking going on here… joining the dots etc. maybe Hatey’s…” Jul 5, 18:48
Ste fella on Too Tight To Mention: “Published on scotgoespop 18:33 050725 “I’ll bet you £20 James that SNP get zero list seats. Your sooky return to…” Jul 5, 18:33
Dan on Too Tight To Mention: “Andy Ellis says: at 4:57 pm “Surely the onus is on those who agree with something to make their case,…” Jul 5, 18:32
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Con Merchant: “Further to my previous comment, I have often thought that nothing unites the establishments of North and South Ireland more…” Jul 5, 18:22
agent x on Too Tight To Mention: “You must have missed Alf’s comment that in Scotland “half the population living in or close to poverty”. You expect…” Jul 5, 18:09
TURABDIN on Too Tight To Mention: “ERSKINE CHILDERS, A GREAT irish Nationalist who died in the gun sights of an Irish firing squad.” Jul 5, 18:04
sarah on Too Tight To Mention: “I thought that Wings readers will want to support this practical, explicit, way to leave the “Union”. If people don’t…” Jul 5, 18:02
agent x on Too Tight To Mention: “Signatures 638 Goal 100,000 Any day now!” Jul 5, 17:43
agent x on Too Tight To Mention: “It’s 50 pence too much for a 179 word “speech”!” Jul 5, 17:36
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Con Merchant: “@ Andy Ellis 3.18 « The Irish government spent decades promoting the Irish language with only limited success » For…” Jul 5, 17:30
Dan on Too Tight To Mention: “Hmm. As a practical person and an absolute demon on the hand tools that fixes and builds all manner of…” Jul 5, 17:16
Andy Ellis on Too Tight To Mention: “Surely the onus is on those who agree with something to make their case, and those who disagree to make…” Jul 5, 16:57