An alert reader just found this. It’s quite something.
We especially liked this bit:
“The growing practice of the socialist government is to take decisions vitally affecting Scotland in Whitehall… this is a process which we have every intention of setting in direct reverse.”
The dogged determination of Scottish Labour to insult the Scottish electorate is a source of constant slack-jawed astonishment to us. Over the years we’ve lost count of the number of times the party’s politicians have effectively said “People are just too stupid to vote for us”, in the apparent belief that abuse is the way to win back support.
But it’s not always so overt. The subtler ways in which the party treats voters like morons include the assumption that people’s memories only go back to yesterday’s newspapers, and there can surely be no more stark illustration than its recent adoption of the attack line that the SNP are standing “shoulder to shoulder with the Tories”.
The title of this article is a phrase that people use when publishing a transcript of someone’s intended speech, to signify that this is what they INTENDED to say, but that the reader should verify it with the actual speech to check whether they did, because sometimes there are last-minute changes or the person simply forgets bits.
It’s been a fair few months since we last documented the Daily Record’s increasingly panicky attempts to save its own hide over its infamous eve-of-referendum “Vow”.
In its growing desperation, the paper bizarrely turns today to First Minister Nicola Sturgeon, demanding that SHE should be the one to fulfil a promise that the Record made specifically in order to thwart Sturgeon’s lifelong goal of independence.
The Labour Party has today published Margaret Beckett’s report into why it lost the 2015 general election. We were rather struck by this line:
Let’s just go over that one again to be sure: Labour believed that an SNP victory in Scotland would make it “impossible” for the Tories to form the government.
Which is weird, because that’s not quite what we remember them saying.
As we noted on Tuesday, Scottish Labour’s opening election salvo for 2016 has been to blame the Scottish Government for unaffordable house prices.
Of the 450 most obvious flaws in that argument, not least the extraordinary efforts a 13-year Labour government went to to keep the housing bubble inflated, the one that caught our eye was that in the past three years we were regularly told of one thing that definitely WOULD bring prices down dramatically, but which Labour pathologically fought every step of the way.
Over the last few days, as most of Scotland’s media has focused on hysterical smear stories and outright lies, we’ve been digging around trying to uncover the truth about events around and leading to the closure of the Forth Road Bridge.
Aidan on Spoiler Alert: “@Northcode – have you thought about making some friends?” Dec 11, 17:30
Michael P on Strike One: “This is staggering – the English Courts have recently handed down decisions excoriating advocates for quoting non-existent cases, usually ‘researched’…” Dec 11, 17:24
Veritas on Strike One: “What most people don’t realise is that judges are not “selected” by some higher authority on their merits, they apply…” Dec 11, 17:22
Jay on Strike One: “Amazing and invaluable work by Rev. Stu. Acknowledgement in The Times is good but there have already been attacks against…” Dec 11, 17:21
Steve A on Strike One: “It is long past time that a reputable university conferred honorary doctorate on our host here. The only question is…” Dec 11, 17:20
Northcode on Strike One: “Can judges be sacked for incompetence or crookery? If so there might be wan or twa quakin’ in thair bench…” Dec 11, 17:10
Alf Baird on The ginger stepchild: “Recovery of the £150bn+ plundered by Westminster and other external corporate interests from an annexed Scotland each year would solve…” Dec 11, 17:08
Northcode on The ginger stepchild: “In case you’re wondering I wasn’t replying to your comment, PhilM. I posted it under your comment by mistake. Apologies.” Dec 11, 17:05
Lorncal on Strike One: “Wow. Nailed it again, Rev. It seemed before the amendment that the judge certainly appeared to be, according to his…” Dec 11, 17:01
sarah on Strike One: “Rev, it would be very interesting to know what prompted this Certificate of [non] Correction. Was it your article, or…” Dec 11, 16:56
James on Strike One: “And with Fish-Face standing by in the wings we will soon all be “waiting for the worms…”” Dec 11, 16:56
sarah on The ginger stepchild: “@ Dan at 3.38. You, I and others can see what is blindingly obvious – that all the ills that…” Dec 11, 16:52
Northcode on The ginger stepchild: “Which of these two issues do you think is the most important facing Scotland at this time? A: “Scotland’s constitutional…” Dec 11, 16:40
Northcode on Strike One: “Boak! And it ain’t even the dry boak… what a mess.” Dec 11, 16:37
Anton Decadent on Strike One: “This and everyone else involved in uncovering what cannot be put down to idiocy.” Dec 11, 16:24
Northcode on Spoiler Alert: ““…The obsessive and usually unconstructive comments… Surely not ALL of my comments are obsessive and unconstructive, Jay.” Dec 11, 16:02
SophiaPangloss on Strike One: “This farce isn’t accidental, it can’t be, not after taking so long to write. Place feels less safe by the…” Dec 11, 15:51
Dan on The ginger stepchild: ““Although the near-total disinterest of SNP voters in crime and education is odd.” Au Contraire! It actually makes perfect sense…” Dec 11, 15:48
100%Yes on The ginger stepchild: “If the SNP was to do any of these things Independence would look better than the fake Union. Its not…” Dec 11, 15:43
Dan on The ginger stepchild: “Well aye, it seems nobody (not just the NuSNP) will endeavour to articulate the significant point that most of the…” Dec 11, 15:38
Sven on Strike One: “Challenging to believe that our legally qualified “Judges” are unable to discern what our forensically astute host points out so…” Dec 11, 15:35
PhilM on The ginger stepchild: “The SNP and its paying supporters are now just another generic political tribe that puts political identification/differentiation above any meaningful…” Dec 11, 15:31
Milady on Strike One: “Hear, hear. Stu’s journalistic rigour is exactly what is needed these days!” Dec 11, 15:30
Jay on Spoiler Alert: “Northcode, 11:25, 11 December: it is unlikely that anyone could fake the long-term indications of serious personality problems which suggest…” Dec 11, 15:26
SilentMajority on Strike One: “…brilliant news….the Peggie team are going ahead with an appeal….well done!” Dec 11, 15:25
James on Spoiler Alert: “Must be a team briefing.” Dec 11, 15:22
SusanAHF on Strike One: “Stellar investigative journalism Stu; never stop doing what you’re doing” Dec 11, 15:21
Graeme on Strike One: “This judgement seems to be the kind of farcical result you get if you mis use an AI” Dec 11, 15:18
James on Spoiler Alert: “Northy; dinna fash yersel wi thon jibbering, f*cking idiot. H/she/it’s mair to be pitied than blamed – he/she/it canna help…” Dec 11, 15:12
James on Spoiler Alert: “Dear oh dear oh dear. Hand Holyrood to the Unionists? I’ve heard it all now. The Yoons on this site…” Dec 11, 15:03