Boy! Was that brilliantly done! Laughed out loud at so many bits: Stu your cameo role was brief but smiletastic. 😀 The inclusion of Mike Pence was inspirational!
But guys..stick to the news and leave the singing to erm..someone else. ;D 😀
Looks like the US is cutting (illegal) Arms sales to the Saudis. The Saudi the highest Defence spending (pro rata) in the world. $69Billion (including internal) for 33Million people. The economy is tanking
The US the 2nd highest (pro rata) Defence Bill in the world. $611Billion. (328Million pop) Unaffordable. A third of all Defence spending total in the world.
Yee-har, turned out ones original viewing device was defaulted to receive the videos in ‘available subtitles’ mode, sweet, thought aye was mibbies gaslighting maself there hehe hehe. 🙂
If you clicked on this link earlier this morning, there is a background powerpoint presentation on timer delayed transition, you could sit back and watch the ‘images of leave’ and don’t forget to look at THE TIME remaining to go, it’s your time: link to brexitcountdowntimer.com
Awhilst we Scotland be the pioneer of mankinds everday evolution.
Their, Brexit, is like the “Foundation for Disaster ‘2019.”
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In the creation of news business at least these guys create funny news
I bet if you were to put this on the BBC there are folk out there who would believe it though
Ohhhh unlucky. Only a family of three.
I was told this episode would be ‘different’…
I thought boring, routine unexciting.
Boy! Was that brilliantly done! Laughed out loud at so many bits: Stu your cameo role was brief but smiletastic. 😀 The inclusion of Mike Pence was inspirational!
But guys..stick to the news and leave the singing to erm..someone else. ;D 😀
It is worrying that the gap between spoof news and the BBC is so narrow…and closing!
That video is beautiful. Best yet. Giving me even stronger The Day Today vibes.
Funniest yet
Looks like the US is cutting (illegal) Arms sales to the Saudis. The Saudi the highest Defence spending (pro rata) in the world. $69Billion (including internal) for 33Million people. The economy is tanking
The US the 2nd highest (pro rata) Defence Bill in the world. $611Billion. (328Million pop) Unaffordable. A third of all Defence spending total in the world.
Much improved from 2014 – the production values are far better than BBC Revolting Scotland.
I don’t usually comment here, the quality of Dateline 2018’s output however, has left me no choice.
It’s not just the news where you are, it’s the news where everyone is.
It is quite simply, (without any exaggeration whatsoever), the best thing on the internet.
That is all.
That was nothing short of brilliant.
James’ face at 9.15.
Hope the fire didn’t spread to Bumhole.
You know this stuff is more believable than tbe real spin. Oops did I just say that.
when will we find out what happened to Scottish Independence though?
Next week Ian, and that’s a Dateline guarantee!
Warming up here guys, I feel a classic coming on.
Keep at it!!
That was funny and disturbing in equal measures 🙂
Martin looked like he was overheating, obviously been too close to the gas explosion
Live meltdown. Very funny.
Excellent stuff Dateline2018, thanks for the subtitlings too.
Saturday is a comin’…
Hey, weird, aye went for another view of the video again on a different device and the presenter subs had gone… they were not present.
Maybe aye had just imagined it or thought it all in a dream. 🙂
Very vivid eitherway, will view again on original device and r.b.
Evenin’ David Baker, lovely sunny weather we’re all having.
Yee-har, turned out ones original viewing device was defaulted to receive the videos in ‘available subtitles’ mode, sweet, thought aye was mibbies gaslighting maself there hehe hehe. 🙂
Once in a lifetime.
Twice in a lifetime.
As many times as it takes in our lifetime.
The Heads are Talking:
link to youtube.com
(currently 5,906,096 views…)
Hey iScotland always, take a deep breath
Dedications awe around Scotland.
Aye Aye X.
We’re almost there, aye excellent zoom-in on the craters David, good snaps.
link to timeanddate.com
Days remaining to go until a no-deal brexit:
link to brexitcountdowntimer.com
link to interactive.news.sky.com
link to howmanydaystill.com
Dateline 2018 helicopter to the studio roof please hehe. 🙂
If you clicked on this link earlier this morning, there is a background powerpoint presentation on timer delayed transition, you could sit back and watch the ‘images of leave’ and don’t forget to look at THE TIME remaining to go, it’s your time:
link to brexitcountdowntimer.com
Awhilst we Scotland be the pioneer of mankinds everday evolution.
Their, Brexit, is like the “Foundation for Disaster ‘2019.”
Have a nice day ewekay. 🙁
link to brexitcountdowntimer.com
245 days and a bit to go.
Wur waxin’, Wingers 🙂
Aooow!
Here’s your most excellent alternative countdown clock timer:
All Under One Banner like.
Where – INVERNESS.
When – Saturday.
Why – because YOU KNOW. 😉
How – Use your feet.
1 at a time.
Aussi…
Good long time Wings reader haudonthenoo called it correctly the other day and also knows now too, a cheers to ye Winger…
…to learn that passion comes in many persuasive and shockive dictative forms.
Some things ARE very naughtily necessary.
Scotland – Yes We Can 2018 or ’19.
Oui2!
And now… a song made by the late Beth Anderson of DL’s 2018:
link to youtube.com
“Are YOU talking to me?!”
Here’s a different kind of Acollective:
link to youtube.com
link to youtube.com
link to youtube.com
…and breath out.
Ahhh, breathe in, breathe out and gather your breath, like.
It’s good to have loose change handy for use.
Mind n make sure that you don’t lose your loose change though.
Theresa and the Tories have passed their Brexit ball. (motion)
The WM Tories will be a thing of the past in iScotland. (time)
LBC like.
Leading Britains Conversation.
Allegedly.
When did ye last tune it in like?
They’re awe mental.
The callers, that is.