Seasoned readers will recall that on occasion we’ve pondered the mystery that is the membership of the itself-enigmatic entity sometimes called “Scottish Labour”.
Establishing how many members the party actually has is a puzzle that has eluded the best and brightest in Scottish journalism for years, but thanks to a tip from an alert commenter Wings Over Scotland may be able to make the breakthrough today.
The longer this site goes on, the more we realise we could really do with some sort of proper indexing system, rather than relying on our bullet-riddled memory to be able to recall the details of something we wrote a year ago.
So in the week that the “Better Together” campaign celebrated its first birthday, and we learned that it refers to itself internally as “Project Fear”, we thought we’d collect a few of our favourite impressions of it from its own supporters (and the odd neutral) in one place where they might be easier to find.
I’m going to do something I only do rarely and write this post in the personal pronoun, because it’s very much a personal view rather than an attempt to speak for a wider section of the independence movement. But although it’s been forming for a while, it was finally triggered by an Ian Bell comment piece in the Herald today.
You should read it all, but the key paragraph is this one:
“You have to pause, then, and ask yourself why policies that have failed for three long years cause barely a whisper of argument in Westminster. The only sensible inference, surely, is that what looks like failure to some is a very satisfactory state of affairs to others.”
That simple, understated last sentence cuts to the very heart of why Scots will stand at the edge of a terrible abyss in September 2014, with a herd of buffalo stampeding towards them, and seriously consider NOT grasping at the rope ladder dangling from the last helicopter offering to carry them safely away from the cliff edge.
Hang on – didn’t our “Project Fear” pals spend half of last year sobbing and wailing and raging that a certain tri-morpheme prefix was leading and unfair and beastly and a clear attempt at rigging the referendum by the dastardly, unprincipled Nats?
Maybe our memory’s playing tricks on us. We’re pretty old.
Oddly, despite much trailing of it before publication, we haven’t seen any major coverage of Alex Salmond’s lengthy interview with the New Statesman last week in the media. We kept forgetting to go to the shop for a copy, but today we downloaded the magazine’s iPad app, which contains the full interview among its free content.
That being the case, we’re comfortable with reprinting it for the purposes of discussion. We’ve tidied the formatting up for ease of reading – the NS’s sub-editor/style guide compiler needs shooting, frankly – and added our own commentary (in red) where appropriate. A few quibbles aside, it’s a fascinating and quoteable piece. Have a read.
It’s hard to know where to start on picking apart the torrent of misrepresentations, distortions and flat-out untruths that “Better Together” campaign director Blair McDougall was allowed to get away with in the space of a few short minutes during a rather powder-puff interview on last night’s Scotland Tonight.
So let’s just pick one at random and see how we get on.
A comment from a reader sent us off on a spot of Googling this morning. If you type nothing but the word “Wimbledon” into the search engine, the top result isn’t actually a link, but instead some sort of unclickable wired-in tournament schedule data.
A striking feature of the data is the national flags beside each contestant. We couldn’t help wondering what would happen if we typed in Andy Murray’s name.
Each bright new day brings a fresh game of Spot The Magnus Gardham Headline here at WingsLand Towers, but we were a bit thrown by this morning’s front page.
“Economists say indyref could drive investors away” is pure Magnus, but that four-word qualifier tacked on the end is a bit out of character. What could be going on?
Seasoned readers will be aware of our as-yet-undiscovered mole at “Better Together” campaign headquarters. This morning the intrepid fifth columnist has managed to scan us the cover of the group’s handbook for activists (and forthcoming YouTube movie).
We’re sure more pages will be on the way soon, most days in the papers.
ALANM on And Nothing Happened Forever: “At least we’ll now be spared the gruesome sight of Swinney and Starmer going head to head in an independence…” May 9, 09:09
TURABDIN on And Nothing Happened Forever: “«What is any political campaign save a concerted effort to turn out a set of politicians who are admittedly bad…” May 9, 09:05
Izzie on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Wally. It shows democracy working. Watch this soace. Peolpe were writing off the SNP they were wrong. There is an…” May 9, 08:58
ScottieDog on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Yep onward and upwards for ATLS. We have to start somewhere.” May 9, 08:58
robertkknight on And Nothing Happened Forever: “My god… The delusional and willfully blind are breathtaking. The SNP has haemoraged 414,127 constituency votes and 428,465 regional votes…” May 9, 08:53
SophiaPangloss on And Nothing Happened Forever: “It’s even worse than 33%, the vote we should be looking at is the List vote, the one the SNP…” May 9, 08:51
wally jumblatt on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““Vote SNP 1 & 2” -how did that work out then? For independence momentum, it did nothing. For spreading the…” May 9, 08:37
Aidan on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Well done to the dedicated independence fighters at ATLS for their ground breaking electoral result today, achieving a 3 figure…” May 9, 08:32
ScottieDog on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Yes, made that comment on SM yesterday. Perfect result for Swinney. And of course, mandate aside, the press will associate…” May 9, 08:14
100%Yes on And Nothing Happened Forever: “I’ve just seen this on youtube I had wonder if it had any merit, I’d just like to point out…” May 9, 08:13
diabloandco on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Not if they don’t learn what D’hondt means in terms of their vote and it looks as though the media…” May 9, 08:02
diabloandco on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Minceheid, you have my sympathy , I couldn’t believe that numpty was given a vote never mind several. I blame…” May 9, 07:54
Izzie on And Nothing Happened Forever: “I thimk that the mere thought of Farage potentially becoming Prime Minister in 2028/9 will focus the minfs of my…” May 9, 07:40
Minceheid on And Nothing Happened Forever: “I would just like to thank all of the mouthbreathers here in Banff & Buchan (that’s the proper name for…” May 9, 07:31
Joe Loney on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Glasgow Central: i had labour leaflets through my door but the only party campaigner who chapped my flat door and…” May 9, 07:29
100%Yes on And Nothing Happened Forever: “The losers yesterday where the Tory’s, Labour and the SNP supporters who voted for the SNP twice who aren’t going…” May 9, 06:28
Frank Gillougley on And Nothing Happened Forever: “BB John gets to remain as head toilet monitor. Huzzah!” May 9, 06:05
David on And Nothing Happened Forever: “You have been banging on for years about SNP 1&2 and what a complete waste of time that is. Why…” May 9, 05:43
Young Lochinvar on Pick Your Poison: “Geri Strangely fitting.. The “gayest wee Parliament” in the world will transition to be the “queerest wee Parliament in the…” May 9, 01:58
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “I hope Cowardly John draws the short straw & has to inform them it’s the LAW that they use the…” May 9, 01:43
Young Lochinvar on Pick Your Poison: “Sarah But, but.. Anne Thewliss burst into tears! Again.. And anyway, back in the day they used to say the…” May 9, 01:33
Cynicus on Pick Your Poison: “Final results for Highlands and Islands: Vic Currie (Reform) Ariane Burgess (Scottish Greens) Tim Eagle (Conservative) Max Barrowman (Reform) Morven-May…” May 9, 01:28
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “Can they not count? Why do they always have issues? According to X reporter – there were four counts at…” May 9, 01:27
GM on Pick Your Poison: “Interesting question. We’ll see how the Holyrood ladies deal with it.” May 9, 01:24
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “It gets worse Lorna… Allegedly, one has a crowd funder cause they don’t have a work visa (WTF?) & the…” May 9, 01:04
Confused on Pick Your Poison: “I see some foreign p00f on a student visa has gotten elected to the Scots parliament; I wonder how he…” May 9, 00:56
Cynicus on Pick Your Poison: ““ Is no-one else annoyed and embarrassed that 26 hrs after the polls closed the final results still haven’t been…” May 9, 00:53