(Kelly’s article is here. Link to Grok’s answer here. The ChatGPT analysis that triggered the article can be read in this tweet thread. A verifiable analysis by Grok of the debate, based on a neutral question, can be read here.)
The legal imprint at the bottom means that that’s official SNP election communication. One assumes it’s intended for leaflets to be put through actual voters’ letterboxes.
Hi! I noticed, with very considerable amusement, your complaint last night that I hadn’t made a “substantive reply” to the [EDIT] EIGHT posts (totalling nearly 11,000 words) of semi-coherent ranting about me that you’ve made on your site in the last eight days.
(I’ll be absolutely honest, I’ve only skimmed the last few.)
We both know the reason that’s so tear-streamingly comical, of course.
In so far as it’s worth talking about Scottish constitutional politics at all these days, it’s worth taking a moment to analyse the bloodless, anodyne nothingness spouted by the First Minister on The Sunday Show at the weekend.
That clip is less than three minutes long, but it’s so soul-crushingly boring and full of content-free drone and waffle that it’s almost impossible to sit all the way through it, so we’re going to translate and summarise it for you.
Warning: despite the quite zingy title this is actually going to be a very dry stats post, readers. It is, on the other hand, based on a man having something disturbingly close to a complete psychotic mental breakdown, so there’s always that for a bit of colour.
Because the paragraph above, and in particular the highlighted part, is without a doubt the most dishonest, diametrically false and wildly extreme lie about Scottish politics that we’ve ever seen anyone tell in the 13.5 years of Wings Over Scotland’s existence.
And as a rule we don’t bother addressing them because they’re so demented you could spend 5,000 words pulling apart all the individual strands of lunacy every time, and lunatics thrive on attention, but this one does merit a very brief comment.
Because “Vote Labour, get indy” wasn’t our plan. It was John Swinney’s.
Even by the embarrassing standards of The National, the gulf between this morning’s blaring front-page splash and the weak, watery weasel words in the actual article is a chasm so wide and so yawning (in every sense of that word) that it would put the epic planetary scar of Mars’ Valles Marineris to shame.
Coupled with a feebly underwhelming Programme For Government (in which the main policy was the re-abolition of peak rail fares just months after the SNP insisted such a move was unaffordable, with no clue as to where the money had suddenly been found) and a pitiful list of candidates for next year’s Holyrood election featuring the likes of Sally “all aboard the gravy bus!” Donald, Kaukab “DECAPITATE TERFS” Stewart, Kirsten “DECAPITATE TERFS” Oswald, Alison “DECAPITATE TERFS” Thewliss and Alyn “throw anyone who doesn’t want to DECAPITATE TERFS out of the SNP” Smith, the story was an abject vision of a bleak future for independence.
The less said about the Scottish Government’s toe-curlingly embarrassing “summit” last week, the sooner we can all pretend it never happened. We’ve got little to add to the withering assessments of Robin McAlpine and Kevin McKenna and just about everyone else who’s bothered covering this pathetic waste of everyone involved’s time. (Not that the time of most of these useless quangocrats was worth anything anyway.)
We take a moment only to note something remarkable: the closest Scottish Labour’s hapless branch manager Anas Sarwar has ever come to understanding anything.
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Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Good post, Jay. Now, inch yourself to the very edge of the precipice, look boldly over the vertiginous, sheer drop,…” Aug 25, 10:28
sam on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Barnett Formula according to Caithness Business Index 1. It ignores Scotland’s needs The formula does not consider:Rurality; Island geography; Higher…” Aug 25, 10:26
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “Thought you were already done. But I was wrong – you’re back again. Seemingly you want a Block function alongside…” Aug 25, 10:20
Jay on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Effijy, you suggest that the SNP people making the fish and chips video have played into Unionist hands but you…” Aug 25, 10:06
WhoRattledYourCage on Before Action: “Of course I knew you would reply. You reply to EVERYTHING, morning, noon, and nightmare. Everything-replier is your shut-in self-appointed…” Aug 25, 09:47
Aidan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “I was going to say Hatey – for the land of make believe this is incredibly unoptimistic. If Scotland had…” Aug 25, 08:44
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Meantime, out in the real world: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/25/never-seen-this-level-of-objection-scotland-pushes-back-against-datacentre-boom All that “free” leccy. All that water. All that empty space. Looks like…” Aug 25, 08:28
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “That’s some inflation, Alf. I can mind when it was only £150 billion PA. How long before it hits the…” Aug 25, 08:21
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “UKGov also turns a blind eye while random boys, lacking all certificates of authenticity, ponce aboot in tartan and kilts.…” Aug 25, 08:13
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Non-viable options also exist. G@za and Ir@n are popular role models for some people. It would be up to the…” Aug 25, 08:08
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “We’re not sitting on centuries worth of oil and gas. Another easily verifiable fact (excluding onshore shale gas, for which…” Aug 25, 07:59
Alf Baird on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““Lets be honest Scotland gives more than it gets, fact.” Yes, ‘let them eat cake’ is aye the imperialist advice…” Aug 25, 07:57
diabloandco on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “All the patronising guff we have had to endure ,all the propaganda and downright lies , all the dumbing down…” Aug 25, 07:55
ScottieDog on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Did she mention that the U.K. government steals our tatties?” Aug 25, 07:54
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““Alex should have stated the UK debt will remain with the UK but he didn’t” So what are we to…” Aug 25, 07:45
Aidan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Aye it’s like “you’re tae fucking thick to understand numbers, but this fish is bigger than that fish ya daft…” Aug 25, 07:45
Gerry parker on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “And the other side of the Barnett formula, if spending on the NHS or Education in England decreases, then the…” Aug 25, 07:41
Aidan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “The U.K. might face some difficulties in having to cut spending to accommodate the debt repayments on a smaller economy,…” Aug 25, 07:26
Arthur Martin on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “The state of that! What a patronising pile of guff! I’m more disappointed by the lazy attitude shown by the…” Aug 25, 07:21
BH on Before Action: “They nicked the money. The man said we spent it. All this I have seen.” Aug 25, 06:54
100%Yes on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Lets be honest Scotland gives more than it gets, fact. The sole reason Scotland cannot leave this voluntary union is…” Aug 25, 06:44
Ian on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “‘She received a Bachelor of Arts degree in human resource management’. SISO.” Aug 25, 06:41
100%Yes on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Just because we have someone with a severe intellectual disability its not fair to involve the fish and chips in…” Aug 25, 05:16
Peter McAvoy on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Just seen the video at the top of the article. We are fucked.” Aug 25, 02:05
Rev. Stuart Campbell on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““This video featuring the party’s MP Melanie Ward”” Aug 25, 01:42
Cynicus on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““… as is being reported, there are emails between very senior SNP and establishment discussing how woke and gender policies…” Aug 25, 00:49
Graf Midgehunter on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “She’s an imbicile Worse a Labour imbicile which is nearly as bad as an SNP imbicile Where’s the mealie puddin…” Aug 25, 00:19
Dramfineday on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “My Geography teacher, Mr Duncan in 1968, for one.” Aug 24, 23:20
Red on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““Scotland hasn’t got the highest energy prices in the world” Oh, it’s ‘only’ the fifth highest energy prices in the…” Aug 24, 23:01